just minishorts.

I haven't been pimping people in a while but today I'm just going to do it.

YOU SO MUST GO TO ST'S SITE.

He's got tonnes of goodie foodie doodie photos in there. The dude's back in his own England and OMG you just have to stare at the pictures to want to reach out at your monitor and lick the food off the screen.

It's like… bacon and ham. *DROOLS*

Strawberries and cream. *DROOLS*

Authentic fish and chips. *DROOLS*

GOOD LORD THERE'S A HUGE BOWL OF BLACKCURRANT AND APPLE CRUMBLE. *DROOLS DROOLS DROOLS.*

GAWD I miss the guy but well… he's having a freakin' good time I guess… OEY get your ass back here man, get me some food adi…

Sniff… the perils of being stuck at work and staring at photos of someone else's lunch. URGH I'M HUNGRY!

Once in a while I miss the old self, and then I step back a little.

Today is one of those days.

If you missed me, you'll know that a little while not too long ago, this was how I write. I still write like this. Oh heck, it's the experimenting ground, I experiment with methods. This is why I own a mixed cauldron of spices and stuff, things that you'll have to endure.

Occasionally I go back in time.

Now where was I?

Wondering, wandering, pondering and poking around. Here there, everywhere and all around. Ah, you haven't let me down really, you haven't really made me lose myself.

It's still the same still the same still the same same old thing. It's just that, I don't know. People just like to assume, and wtf, this is a human nature apparent in everyone anyway. Who am I to complain? Who am I to judge? Anyhow I'm the original judgemental bitch, sad, but true, everyone's evil once in a while, everyone has that opportunity to provide withering contempt, every once in a while.

You hate it, but you've got to live through it.

So well.

I so bet you didn't understand a fuck of what I'm saying. This is like, so cool. Whee!!