Sung to the tune of Akon’s Lonely
One month on and she's still single. What is this, guys?
Not right.
Going to sing a song for my friend Suanie.
Suanie, her name is Suanie,
She's got nobody,
To call her own
Suanie, her name is Suanie,
She's got nobody,
To call her own
She's just Suanie
Yo this one here goes out to all my reada's out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to say
'I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed a boyfriend wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for him I was
Needin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova' these few years, tryin' ta figure out wat I could do to make it right, cuz
Unless there's a boyfriend, I just won't stop the bitchin' '
Suanie, her name is Suanie,
She's just quite lonely (lonely)
SHe's got nobody (She's got nobody)
To call her own( to call her own) boyfriend
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Cant believe there's a girl like her and you just let her go on with her life, after all she blogs for you you still
Leave her alone and push her aside, what really hurts me is she's pulling off a campaign, Suanie you're a good girl and this is just not right, I
Really wanna make things right, you can't do this alone girl,
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that she's been through
Never thought the day would come where she would get up and blog the date-Suanie-campaign ooo
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe you could ever see, ain't noone in the globe who'd rival the girlfriend she'd be
Dating darling Suanie would just make you oh-so-happy
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Ever thought what you'd do this weekend, if you're wondering just what to do, I jus want u to come on over, so stop playing shy and
On on there(go on there), Mr Nice Guy I didn't mean to shout, I want you and her to work it out, go and give her all your love
Go date Suanie, she'll just drive you crazy…
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Go date Suanie (she's just Suanie)
She's still quite lonely (she's just Suanie)
She's got nobody (still got nobody)
To call her own (call her own) boyfriend
Suanie, so Suanie
So Suanie, (so Suanie),
Darling Suanie, so Suanie
So Suanie, so Suanie, (So Suanie), Darling Suanie…
August 4th, 2005 at 11:05 am
You’re sucha nice pal!! intro some of ur guy frens to her lo….
August 4th, 2005 at 11:35 am
I know who Suanie is … but who’s this Akon person? Are they femes? Why sing a song about a femes person to some nobodies tune?
Sung to Beatles Hard Days Night:
It’s been a hard days night
And Suanie’s been workin’ on her blog
It’s been a hard days night
But now she’s sleepin’ like a log
Cause when she goes home to you,
There is one thing which is true,
YOU AREN’T THERE YOU B@SATRD! WHERE ARE YOU SUANIE’S BF! HUH! WHERE? WHERE? WHY AREN’T YOU THERE TO MAKE LOVE TO HER INSTEAD OF LETTING HER SLEEP LIKE A LOG! WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM MATEY!!!!
Oh darn … lost it again! Was such a nice song till I got to that bit.
August 4th, 2005 at 11:39 am
dabido: omg you dunno akon?
where have you been?
August 4th, 2005 at 11:43 am
dabido: hiyoh…where u been man…??? come backkkkkkk…..
August 4th, 2005 at 1:07 pm
O…M…F…G….
I am speechless and laughing my tits off atm, go figure
August 4th, 2005 at 4:34 pm
Who’s Akon?
August 4th, 2005 at 4:39 pm
i too do not know akon, but i happen to have heard (unfortunately) that crappy song ‘lonely’, with a sound as of a strangled baby that its soo annoying. SO i guess i don’t really like akon eh? heheh
no wonder, i’m a rocker.
*ducks for cover*
oh yeah, btw suanie, my car has the hots for you, but you’re not responding….heheheh
August 4th, 2005 at 10:19 pm
I don’t know Akon … but I know Suanie. I think that is the most important thing, because she is a real femes person who will be around a lot longer than most flash in the pans!
August 4th, 2005 at 10:20 pm
Oh, I should add, I live in a dark cave on a distant planet. So yeah … not up on much that happens in the human world. Good thing there is broadband in this cave, otherwise I’d wonder what humans are!
So that’s where I’ve been.
August 5th, 2005 at 1:21 pm
Why so old-fashoned-one? Dont wait to be asked out. Ask someone out-lor. You’ll be surprised…
August 5th, 2005 at 5:14 pm
Ribbon: Yes, she’ll be surprised at how nerve racking it is to get the courage to ask out someone you like … and then the humiliation if she is rejected.
WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!
August 5th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
Yay its the crazy chipmunk song
August 6th, 2005 at 3:03 am
OMG Dabido…turn on the radio once in a while…
August 6th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Kuzco: I don’t have a radio! I don’t even watch TV that much! If I ain’t jumpin’ out of airplanes, climbing cliffs, white water rafting, then I’m most likely got my nose stuck on the computer screen or in a book.
Like I said though, I know Suanie … she is the femes one! hee hee.