just minishorts.

If you didn't already know this, Vincent went to Portugal and got both Fuckstress and me an angmoh-cock each.

I thought it's cute, I mean I wouldn't mind putting the cute thing on my table, you know, show my colleagues and all, 'Hey my friend went to Portugal and got me an angmoh cock!'

Fuckstress isn't too happy though. They had a bf-gf argument online and I was sandwiched right in the middle of it. Oh poor me. Anyway. Here is the chat transcript for your reading.

fuckstress: vincent was supposed to get me angmoh cock go get me a kayu cock for wat.
vbglau: oi….that cock memang got angmoh wat
minishorts: eh that one memang for me right
minishorts: i can put on my table
fuckstress: yeah but wooden. wtf are we gonna do with it.
vincent: angmoh cocks arent for putting on tables!
vincent: hahaha
minishorts: dunno
minishorts: put on the table nice what
fuckstress: THEN?
minishorts: every one can see my personal angmoh cock
fuckstress: that one too small to be putting it in anywhere else.
vincent: how u know its small?
minishorts: looks small to me
minishorts: the photo mah
fuckstress: yeah lah
vincent: u need a reference point…
fuckstress: tiny like fuck
minishorts: it looks like the turtle head on my monitor ok
minishorts: looks SMALLER than it
vincent: hahah….so whats the standard of measuring?
vincent: i'll measure it now
minishorts: it is ONLY A LITTLE TOY ok
minishorts: can put on the table and show my colleagues
fuckstress: yeah miniscule. insignificant
fuckstress: tiny.
minishorts: it's cute lah
minishorts: that one i admit
fuckstress: cute cock
fuckstress: muahah
fuckstress: cute TINY wooden cock
vincent: hahahaa……NEVER call a cock cute
fuckstress: i wonder why vincent i wonder why
minishorts:tiny, tiny wooden cock
minishorts: how i wonder what you are
fuckstress: but vince, YOUR cock is cute apa
fuckstress: small and cute
vincent: the angmoh would like to tell u that he is offended
minishorts: on my table so cute and nice
minishorts: like a diamond in the rough
minishorts: (sung to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
fuckstress: and then if u cute can u be my boyflen
fuckstress: i not ugly
fuckstress: i promise.
fuckstress: i keep your cock and make it happy.
vincent: hahaha
vincent: the one whose face u almost cant see at all
minishorts: i am going to blog this chat
minishorts: the one about fuckstress keeping vincent's cock
minishorts: is hilarious
minishorts: WAHAHAHA.
fuckstress: u are ONE HELLUVA cocktease vincent.
fuckstress: u are ONE HELLUVA cocktease vincent.
vincent: really? i dont know any cock that does a tease
vincent: usually they just get excited…but teasing…
vincent: hmmmm…