Please meet Eddie Whee Whee
Everybody, I would like to you meet Eddie Whee Whee, another poor member of the rat race who messaged me when he saw this horrid photo of me masquerading as the avatar for my MSN Messenger Chat Client.

eddie: well, whats with the picture of pulling out eyebrows.. giving me the creeps
minishorts: the post i did for the blogathon
eddie: indeed, but do you have to use it for msn as well O-_-
minishorts: i like it
minishorts: it's nice
eddie: its nicer to see the whole face
minishorts: no lah thiso ne is nicer
eddie: no nice. looks like a snapshot from the ring
minishorts: i say nice can adi
minishorts: i don't care wat you say
eddie: hahahaha okay princess. you the boss
minishorts: ok.
minishorts: i feel like publishing this chat
eddie: O_o
minishorts: one of those no brainer corny stuff
minishorts: YOU NOTICE I don't even have to think these days
eddie: your just chilling i guess
minishorts: can i still call you eddie
eddie: since when did i stop you from that. wait let me rephrase that, since when did you ever let such a trivial thing stop you.
minishorts: HOKIE
minishorts: eddie whee whee
eddie: hm.. i have a bad feeling…
minishorts: THOU SHALT BE CHRISTENED EDDIE WHEE WHEE
minishorts: OKIE OKIE
eddie: erm…. okay…
eddie: are you okay claire? do you need to see the doctor?
minishorts: its the haze the haze… the stupid haze.
eddie: anyway, your not really going to post this are you
(AND THEN THE STUPID COMPUTER CRASHED AT THIS POINT, JUST AS I HAD EDITED AND FORMATTED THE CHAT AND WAS ABOUT TO POST IT…. FARK FARK FARK)
Anyway, after a while, I got back on.
minishorts: u are lucky.
minishorts: i was about to copy and paste that chat
minishorts: and then the stupid fucking computer crashed on me.
eddie: all i can say its fated
minishorts: that you won't be famous
minishorts: i was going to called you AND the chat eddie whee whee
minishorts: so bad.
eddie: hehehe. you didn't set log chat did you now
minishorts: no this is the office computer
minishorts: OOOH YOU SET LOG CHAT
minishorts: can you please send the chat to me please
minishorts: i thought it was a classic
eddie: i didnt set it as well.
minishorts: ok nvm. humour me.
minishorts: am i'm humouring you.
eddie: minishorts:
the haze is not scenic
eddie: to
eddie: minishorts:
am i'm humouring you.
eddie: thats all i have
And then he sent me the chat! Eddie Whee Whee sent me the chat! Everyone… please give a hand to Eddie Whee Whee, who will remain, ever faithfully, a worktime banging buddy… (erm… that sounds positively wrong)… but anyway… who doesn't blog, but is funny all the same, and quite the more brainy than yours truly will ever be.
OK. Out. Back to work.
August 10th, 2005 at 2:14 am
It is posts like these (and many others prior to this), that you should know that your writing is indeed spiralling downwards.
August 10th, 2005 at 8:53 am
I totally agree with Carrie.