But how do you know?
Kuzco asked for a photo of the lake now that the haze is gone, and I obliged. This is the lake that was missing in action a week before. I took this with my camera phone.
Considering the fact that so many of you responded, I thought that it would have been quite fun to completely ignore the previous post and talk about something completely different altogether. Oh you know, I'm very very prone to jumping thoughts in the middle of a heated topic.
As Lady Luck would have put it, I'm seriously in a fatalistically busy season of my working life, and so instead of deviating from the original discussion, I decided to pop by and give you a piece of how I regard the previous topic.
Now since I'm a girl, 'Would I prefer him experienced or inexperienced?'
You know seriously I wasn't really talking about sex per se. 'Experience' can refer to a lot of things and when I mentioned the word 'experience', I was really talking about 'experience' with life, as in not a greenhorn when it comes to a lot of matters, one of which could include sex. But oh well, I shall accommodate, and therefore my view is, 'Achelly-hoh, since I'm already 25 already and technically of marriageable age hoh, yes-lor, I would prefer him to be experienced.'
But then again, come to think of it, actually it doesn't matter, when it comes to the horizontal mambo shit. Since we're on the topic, I'll tell you some more, you know-hor, achelly hoh, to me-hor, experience or no experience also never mind, as long as he is good in bed.'
Now the problem is of course, you don't know whether he will be good in bed or not you see… (guys, please substitute 'he' with 'she', I have to generalize here and of course, I'm a girl, so I'll refer to the opposite sex as 'he'). You see this is the problem, a fengshui consultant whom I just very recently had the pleasure of meeting told me that when couples walk into a marriage, arguments are natural and necessary. And they usually argue about the following four: LOVE, MONEY, CHILDREN and SEX, in no particular order. Well, him being a fengshui guy of course had tips and techniques to counter and prevent such arguments, but still, still, before we walk into married life, OF COURSE we'd want to make everything as perfect as possible. Like sex, you know, you want to know that the person you're about to marry is going to fun to toy around with below the covers.
Seeing that 'sex' stays in a category in it's own and separate from 'love', of course, it is important that you have a good physical relationship with your other half. The two of you have to be at least compatible and at least, your sexual desires for each other must at least be the bom-cha-cha-la-la-la type (as opposed to the knncb type).
But the tricky part is, you won't really know until you try it out right?
And anyway, I'm all for abstinence, so I'm not in the mood to do that 'Try first then only buy' technique. Most things are not made to be like that, and marriages, are definitely NOT made to be like that.
So here goes, the other magic question, to keep you folks busy while I try to juggle in my next post… tell me, folks,
Just how do you predict if a person is going to be ooh-la-la match you in bed (or not)?
All your thoughts will belong to the rest of us, and any tip will be fantastically useful for those of us who have yet to decide on THE ONE.
Thank you.
August 16th, 2005 at 9:15 am
you probably cant, unless the person tells u upfront that he’s into something that you are not into. Else it’s cross ur fingers and pray hard. But then in a relatioship, there’s always a compromise, so as long as the person is accomodating in other aspects, he might jus accomodate to you in bed.
August 16th, 2005 at 9:23 am
Unless you wanna make your assumption based on looks/appearences, you won’t be able to predict if he/she is compatible with you on bed.
Innocent looked girl may be wild in bed, or Ah Beng type wanker may give you a mind-blowing one ya know?
Know it, use it, then take it or leave it. Out
August 16th, 2005 at 9:50 am
Well, the problem with society nowadays is everyone wants “Money back Guarantee”…
Prenuptials anyone?
Clause 1.1.13
If you shall so require a divorce after the first 30 days of marriage as a result of incompatibility under the sheets, all possessions registered under a joint account shall be sold and the money generated from the sales will be divided 50%/50%.
August 16th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
I have a foolproof method.
First, I look at the size of her tits.
Then I look at the size of my hands.
After that I go to a mirror, open my mouth big big to see how wide I can open it.
Then I whip out my scientific calculator, and do some nifty calculations. But it is very complicated, and if you want to know more, then it is best that you buy my new book “Size does not matter as long as the answer is YES”. RM49.90 cheap! For you got special discount.
August 16th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
your site in kenny’s benglish-ed mode is
August 16th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
eh can you post picture of the lake from ur office? want to see the difference
August 16th, 2005 at 2:19 pm
whoa, now that’s a BIG difference! First time looking at the view…FOG u Indo!…read the In.tech today, came across the http://hazeinmy.blogspot.com some are really creative.
August 16th, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Ooh-la-la match in bed ah?
1) See if he stirs his drink anti-clockwise
2) See if his 2nd toe is longer than the first
August 16th, 2005 at 3:53 pm
primrose: What’s the 2 points got to do with good performances in bed?
August 16th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
You definitley can’t. Eh, some people might look quiet and all goodie goodie on the outside, fuh..but in bed…it’s the total opposite.
August 16th, 2005 at 4:18 pm
i tell you you can one…
next post i will show you how to see…
but anyway… sure got other methods right? I mean, primroses’ methods are like
August 16th, 2005 at 4:32 pm
Watch how they eat ice-cream?
It’s either that somebody told me or I read it somewhere… can’t remember anymore.
August 16th, 2005 at 4:39 pm
Match you in bed?
1) Naturally, in your case, he must be of the right size, not taking up too much of bed space.
2) Must not be a light nor noisy sleeper! We wouldnt want him to be tossing and turning, nor snoring away and disturb your beauty sleep
3) Must not be selfish in bed too i.e. not a blanket snatcher!
4) One of the most important considerations would be, he should be considerate in bed. Whatever he does should take into consideration of your views and your likings. He should, naturally oblige to your whims and fancies and yet not be a “hen-pecked” bed partner!
Hope the tips help
August 16th, 2005 at 5:07 pm
predict? hm…i guess if i pay her by the hour, she better be.
August 16th, 2005 at 7:03 pm
The difference is..
August 16th, 2005 at 9:07 pm
for me, it’s a non-issue because basically she don’t have to do anything except maybe moan LOL it pleases me more if she is pleased
so i think it’s ok as long as she enjoy sex as much as i do.
there’s no need to predict as long as she’s sexually aroused during the petting session (without furthering into penetrative sex)…ahem…i have to stop here:mrgreen:
August 16th, 2005 at 9:34 pm
cannot lar. no matter how i think also.. must try first wan lar.
August 16th, 2005 at 9:36 pm
You an always get them to do a Jungian Personality test.
If they are Phlegmatic, then they are generous in bed.
If they are Choloric, then they probably very fast and furious and only care about themselves.
If they are Melancholic, they probably know the Karma Sutra backwards, and want to get the details of the sex right, but might lack passion.
If they are Sanguine, they probably full of passion and all for enjoying it and making the other person enjoy it, but at the end of the day, they will think they are the best regardless of how good they are.
As I said in my last post though, the fun is in making them orgasm. Getting them off, gets me off.
I did once show off my tongue technique in a pub once using a straw. It made the girls wonder how good it would really feel … and the guys asked me to stop as it was making them horny!!! Bwahahaahaaaahhaaa!
August 16th, 2005 at 10:15 pm
how to predict instead? no way you can predict. primrose’s method is like predict the size of the penis…
heard of tht before but we are talking abt sex-match here, right?
refer to THE ONE, if you are in love, i guess practise makes it perfect… it’s two people become one… emotionally and physically.
do u choose ur partner because (s)he’s got a big one? (reminder: refering to THE ONE, not the hookers, not the one night stand).
dun know abt girls, but as a guy here, i’m sure a lot of us will want to try our best to give our partners pleasure, alota alota it. oh, f@#k… foreplay’s bloody important too, dun u thk? send them high up in heaven and let them down easy. predict my arse! love counts!
August 16th, 2005 at 10:18 pm
an afterthought: if you fall in love with someone that’s not compatible with you under the sheet, what then? forget abt (s)he? can anyone here do that? teach me! love before sex? sex before love? or love and sex?
August 16th, 2005 at 10:45 pm
Man…you are hilarious. *wipes tears from eyes* Erm i can only cross my fingers and pray that we will be bom-cha-cha-la-la-la lor. I mean, love can conqueor all odds right? *hopeful smile*
August 16th, 2005 at 11:21 pm
SaDdNesZ.jc: Because it is believed that men with those 2 characteristics (among many others) jive in bed.
August 17th, 2005 at 12:08 am
If your panties fall off and his shorts rip apart, without even touching, hot-damn it’s going to be good.
But since that’s pretty much impossible, I figure he better practice before he comes to me. And that’s where the “Ho Allowance for Practical Purposes” comes in.
But if you both love each other and there’s zip in bed, then I guess a little coaching is in order. It’s all about compromise and um, coercing. Guys always likes things a little freaky even if they don’t want to admit it.
August 17th, 2005 at 12:12 am
Instead of predicting, has anyone thought of how we are very much psychologically (Freud), biologically (pheromones etc) and spiritually (whatever it is) drawn sexually to a particular mate (male/female, & whatever one’s orinetation is)?
In a way, we are under such internal and external influences led to such mates, whom we somehow believe would satisfy us sexually… So, far from really predicting how good a person might/might not be in bed, we might have already mentally conceived of how that desired someone would satisfy us.
August 17th, 2005 at 1:00 am
please, please! use a bigger font!
August 17th, 2005 at 1:09 am
rijac it’s huge over here. your browser got problem.
August 17th, 2005 at 9:17 am
alamak. really ah? damn. but other blogs not so tiny on my screen leh…
anyway, to answer your question, you have to define sex first. you can do a lot to determine how sexually compatible you are without actually ‘technically’ having sex…
August 17th, 2005 at 10:14 am
Morning! aiyah… why pose questions back to us plaks?
anyways, nice new pic.. hehe! enjoy ur day.
cheers
August 17th, 2005 at 10:22 am
rijac: View/Text Size/Largest leh? Doesn’t work meh?
August 17th, 2005 at 10:33 am
Primrose: Hmmm… *takes of shoe*
August 17th, 2005 at 11:21 am
oral sex (using the tongue and mouth) is always the best, I know my girlfriends and I love it more than just the usual fitting two parts together…
so can try-try before married-lor, no fear of something cooking in the oven
August 17th, 2005 at 6:13 pm
SaDdNesZ.jc: Verdict leh? Got longer second toe or not ha:?:
August 17th, 2005 at 11:57 pm
Dream Idiot:
“has anyone thought of how we are very much psychologically (Freud)”
Yes, I mentioned Jung. You may not have heard of Carl Jung. He was Freud’s apprentice (before striking out on his own).
Funny you mention Freud though, as it is commonly believed today that he had a problem and was obsessed with sex! Not the best example for Psychological attraction, as Freud would say that it’s ALL to do with SEX.
I like what you said though, I think you were thinking on a broader scope than a lot of the rest of us.