just minishorts.

Yesterday I asked you guys whether you had tips to sort of 'predict' whether the person you're seeing would be good in bed or not.

I also said that in my very humble opinion, I personally perceive a person to be agreeably geng-chao in bed by seeing whether he has a high sexual drive or not. So now, The Minishorts Formula (I purposely put like this so that you guys don't go around saying that it's THE formula ok.. this is my formula and if you want to follow its not my fault) to predict if a person is good at sex is this:

The Minishorts Formula
If the other person has a high sexual drive, this probably means he or she is damn good in bed.

Means that if he wants sex a lot, he is highly likely to be good at sex also… this one is using the secret skill of common sense, as in, if the person see you already want to jump on you, he probably thinks of a lot of ways to make sex more exciting… so of course that person will be a bom-cha-cha-la-la-la in bed.

Now that you know this basic Formula let's get on to how to use this knowlege. I mean, you can't really tell whether a guy has a high sexual drive, can you? Not like you want the person you're meeting to hamsap hamsap you and then you adi know that he is going to be good in bed right?

Some more you know lah, a hamsap person does NOT necessarily have a high physical drive. He might be damn green at all this, and you know, he might have been brought up to learn that it is normal for guys to touch girls, or maybe, how you know, maybe he never see nehneh before so he just want to use you to experiment. Mana tau later on he only realize, 'Achelly hoh, I don't quite like to squeeze breasts one lor… I prefer to watch cartoon.'

See you never know right?

Fortunately, for us, THERE IS A WAY to see if a person has a high sexual drive or not, JUST BY LOOKING at his (or her) face, and specifically, just by looking at the lips. Today I am going to teach you how to check out for these little signs ON the lips, and teach you how to 'test the goods' before you make your decision to buy. But first, here's the technique in simple terms:

Upper lips = emotional drive
Lower lips = physical drive

Now, emotional drive refers to a person's need for sentimental, emotional and spiritual stuff. Whereas physical drive refers to the sex bit. Now logically speaking, we can measure the highs and lows of both drives based on thickness of the lips, which means to say

Thick = high
Thin = low

Clear?

By this law you deduce that upper lips thick means that person is probably craving a lot of sentimentalism in his/her partner, while thicker lower lips says that the person craves a lot of good sex in his/her partner (also suggest that that person should be damn power in bed). Thin upper lips leh, means that person is probably the bochap type, your birthday your anniversary also he prolly won't remember. Thin lower lips ah… then tikong help you lah, he will prolly be that type who come fast fast, sleep fast fast (or if it's a she, everytime you want to do you will hear her say, 'Tired lah dunwan lah.')

OK. Now that you've got that down, here comes the examples. Let's look at some pictures of famous people, starting off with Miss Angelina Jolie, the object of desire in many a guy's wet dreams.

Mr Smith, on the other hand, has also a pretty high sex drive, but, he's not the sentimental type, and neither does he care whether you remember his birthday or not.

I took quite sometime scouring the Net for someone with thin-thin lips, and guess what? I ended up with toyboy Orlando Bloom. Super sad man, this guy, lips thin thin, top thin, bottom also thin, probably sucks in bed, probably don't like guys, don't like girls also. Useless fella.

If you want a good example of balanced lips, check out Halle Berry. Her lips are damn nice ok… see, top and bottom lip both also almost same thickness, some more not too thick, not too thin. This one is good wife material, she probably will get a bit edgy if you forget your anniversary, but plump lower lips also means she'll be damn fun in bed.

Because I'm a blogger, of course I'll talk about bloggers (including myself, afturds you guys say I don't talk about myself). So let's start off with the notorious Furong Jie Jie. Damn hard to find photos of her man, but here I've got to extend a special thanks to Vincent who helped me source for this Mona Lisa spoof… which shows that she's got the Orlando Bloom curse.

Her so called 'nemesis', who photoshopped her into a walrus, Mr Very Femes Kennysia, has the Brad Pitt curse.

No wonder he say he got big balls. It's literal. Well, probably good in bed lah I guess, but sentimentally wise-ah… you got a lot of catching up to do lor, Kenny, but never fear, got Botox still.

The blogosphere's official toyboy YongFook Bukake Addict has no regards for sentimentality. See this pic? Yeah lah I know he is super lengchai but hello, look at the lower lip, jutting out like a flabby deformed calamari liddat, this guy's sex drive is probably unmatchable. He's DANGEROUS, girls, DANGEROUS.

As for me, this picture tells you all.

So there, there you have it. How to see if the person is going to be good in bed, and a good husband/wife material or not, by looking at the lips.

Well, of course, other things matter, staring at a person's lips is just the tip of the iceberg. There are other skills which I have picked up at the recent Secrets of Face Reading talk by Joey Yap (haha gotcha, this is a review of a talk I attended). But there's just too many things to see, cannot be revealed in one post (as it is, this post is like super long adi).

So anyway, if you want to do more than merely lip-read, there's the book, Mian Xiang: Discover Face Reading, and the Mian Xiang mastery series course which you can sign up for.

Right. Now you can go and start staring at other people's lips to decide if that person is good in bed or not.