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Archive for September, 2005
The Princess and the Frog
Sep 30th
You all know the story of the beautiful princess who kisses the frog and then he turns into this hensem prince rite? Here's the thing. That's a kid's story meant to entertain kids. See, the actual happenings were damn scary and needed to be grossly toned down for the sake of the little ones. If you think about it…not scary meh, got a frog can suddenly turn into a human? I mean if I was talking to a frog, and it suddenly turned into Anna Kournikova, I'll also pound her to death and run away like crazy. More >
Hostile takeover
Sep 29th
WAH PIANG EH!
You know hoh, minishorts.net readers are like, damn chune you know. Eric said hoh, minishorts.net has a network of spies even more powerful than KGB. A lot of you all asked, "Minishorts….how did you know about some fella who complained about you being damn notti in the cinema??" Well, that's because, I AM TEH PWN!!
Ok. Question time.
That above paragraph sounded soooo like Minishorts, rite?
Okla. Stop scratching your head. Scroll back up.
See it or not? 'Hostile Takeover'.
Yeah the story is that minishorts, being the evil evil woman that she is, is on her KitKat break (although it seems more like kerepok lekor to me) and this is a hostile takeover of her blog. It's hostile because minishorts was damn evil and so, we are gonna teach her a lesson by breaking some of her house rules.
You know rite, minishorts absolutely hates people who pimp their blogs in her blog?
Now, I was gonna start by telling you about my awesome blog, but then I realised that my awesome blog (which isn't so much of a weBLOG, but more of a B…LOG) has a name that resembles that of a female mongrel, and minishorts.net, being the femes blog that it is, cannot allow such atrocities, lest it offend some people out there.
But anyways, keeping in line with the hostile takeover situation we have here, I am gonna say….sod the no-link policy. I am giving you guys a chance to pimp and whore your blogs in the comments section. The best and most interesting pimp will get plugged by me ala minishorts' style…you get your very own bedtime story.
How's that sound? It doesn't matter if your name is Raoul (minishorts apologises once again), or if your site name(s) resembles a household pest, or if she shamed you some 6 months ago. This once in a lifetime free pimpin' session is open to ALL.
Let's get pimpin' guys.
Breaking News!
Sep 28th
I'm breaking this piece of a break for a temporary notice so that you guys have something really juicy to bitch about at the weekend.
Remember my apology? About the day I was such a bitch and scolded a person up, down, right, under and every where and then split water on the poor girlfriend's body… and then after that I blame it all on the stupid Menstrual Witch? OK lah pathetic excuse for bad behavior… but I bet I bet I bet every one wants to know the really stupid thing I did right?
Can I sing a song first? 'It's a small world after all…'
Now done, a HUGE piece of the story, from the other person's point of view here:
Anyways, the movie ended and she not wanting to let it go, turned and said, I was rude and she will remember me and most of all it will all go into her website…I mean, like how come some idiots already in the wrong, can still think they are right??? I gave her the "universal sign"…and the worse part is that while she's yapping away, her toyboy just looked in utter disgust….I am ashamed…ashamed that a man could actually do that…do nothing and let his bitch yell away…..ashamed that this toyboy represents a guy with no balls!! So pathetic…
Oh man, what goes around, comes around, so they say, and man oh man, EVERYBODY BLOGS! Link again? Here you go, another link to his friendster blog version of it..
OK lah since I called this poor old Raoul a 'fucktard sod of a dickhead' I think I can let him call Eric my toyboy. Wahahahha. But I tell you hoh, MY BOYFRIEND is the bestest boyfriend in the world (OH man how ah lian did I sound whey).
Right. Thing is, you HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL what happens whey… Because when humans make mistakes… you make terrible mistakes and YOU just CANNOT reverse the cycle… Oh darn, because I do not have a multiply account, and Multiply is JUST so difficult to comment on… can a blogging veteran and so-called celebrity give you a good tip: UPGRADE lah to blogger or something. And dude, Kimberlycun saw your photos in the multiply site and thinks you're hawt hawt!
Cuppa tea on me the next time we meet up, if ever, and please… have a Kit Kat.
(back to my break)
Have fun.
Sep 27th
I'm taking a break. Do what you will.
Related posts: I remember it didn't used to be that way.
Play three play four
Sep 27th
Haven't seen one of these in quite a while. Oh so shoo already, please pay the dude a visit: Link
Reasons to read this dude:
Number 1: He wants to be FireAngel's 'water prince'!
She Very sweet like and when she smile she can melt a man heart wor!.API BIDADARI CAN I KAU YOU MAI ?, I want 2 become your AIR PUTERA lei.
Number 2: He calls ST his Ghost Old Master!
I got see many people write blog.I oso got see a ‘Ghost-Old’ call himself Sholin Harimau,He very the funny man bcoz he oso write like me wor and dunno he really know Sholin or not bcoz hope 1day I can meet him and learn Sholin Fighting from him so I can One man beat Five man and all the Leng Lui sure lump me 1.
Number 3 (and the most important one): He says I look like 'Big Long Gold'!!
But one of my main ‘GOAL’ to blog is to Kau Lui bcoz I saw one Leng Lui oso blog.She call herself Minishort(dunno why she call Mini as look look at her photo she tall tall wor ).She very leng lui, her face like the Korean TV show ‘Big Long Gold’ actress face, tats why her i say she leng.
Man… dude, you crack me up… I think you should try to 11 also blog, don't just 9394, cos you si-beh funny… haven't read such silly originals in a while! Thank you very much!
Four posts only, must have more!
