Confession time
For some reason that escapes my wits, this post suddenly became a ranting pillar for many of you. Mack, Elaine, FA, and Vincent came squealing to me at the returns in comments and I was blurred to the max as to what had instigated your furore.
Truth be known, that day just happened to be Day One of the Menstrual Witch's visit. And on that same day I was pissed at Eric (and the whole world also) for no particular reason. I felt like screaming, and then, I thought I would feel better and lessen the burden on the poor bf's soul by finding out if you guys had worser experiences than I had with his idiotic useless don't give a damn about my feelings persona, especially since I'm having my period and I am queen.
You guys rawk! Saved my day, and saved my wits, and saved my relationship from getting a bit more strained during P-Days. Eric and I have also decided that period days are time off from the relationship, time for myself to have a little me-time, and for him to take a break from the insane behavior that I inflict upon him and the rest of the world.
But a little on that later.
Today, I would like to show you a cute little button, thanks to Danny Foo, genius designer.
This is so cute, hoh?
We all need a little place to let out and kill that other half every once in a while, except, OH POOR ME, he reads my blog! She reads my blog every day! He doesn't comment but I know he reads my blog! If he knows I said this to the world about him, I am so going to die! If she sees this we are so going to argue!
Or about the ex, lanciao-cibye-bin, you ruined my life fuck you you deserve to have your balls shrivel up and get stampeded by an idiotic blind fat wanker with elephantisis… stupid pukimak woman ran off with that idiotic flat face pig with no balls… good riddance cos she prolly can't even have babies BLAHBLAH BLAH…
You know… the likes… the things you just need to let go, but the things you can't say in your blog.
Where's that link again?
Whack him to bits. Cut off her tits. Come here to reach that much needed catharsis. Get rid of your problems and tell it to me.
Your anonymity is assured because I will not publish and discuss your problems in a dedicated post, but we can talk to each other there. You see, it worked for me! Reading these things help us all. It tells us that the downs in a relationship are necessary existences and it gives us a little bit of sanity in the assurance that everyone undergoes problems in their own relationships.
Thanks to all of you.
September 1st, 2005 at 10:45 am
Wahahahahha….Aunty Minishorts??? Please please!
Anyway, I cannot take an off day with Naz during my PMS days. So we sorta or rathe I sorta came up with an idea whereby :
1) I will tell him I’m not in a good mood. Everything I say and do is CORRECT, no questions asked!!
2) I will hit the gym to lepaskan my PMS stress and again, everything I do or say is CORRECT, I am the queen on that day, no questions asked!!
Mwahahahha
And you know what happened???? I felt so bloody freaking bad that he agrees to everything I say or do on that day even if deep down inside I know it’s bad. So lo and behold…I got rid of my ugly side on PMS days BUT there’s still a lil bit of fluctuating moods here and there and he’s really careful bout what he says or do on that day. Ngahahahaha.
September 1st, 2005 at 10:49 am
Aunty Minishorts … were u in a black & white dress in Mid Valley last night???? I swear I turned around and said “hey isn’t that minishorts???”
September 1st, 2005 at 10:55 am
As a married man, when you told me that Eric is the only boyfriend you had that made ‘excuses’ to see you everyday, I smiled. Remember what I said? I told you it’s a wonderful trait in a man, remembering that I was not even a bit like that when I dated my wife.
I now remember when and why I avoided her. In fact, even now that we are married, I find an excuse to fly off to some regional office to escape that ‘dreaded’ period.
Now what I am going to say is a fact so don’t bash me about it. Women are generally more sensible than men, and personally, my wife is a pillar of sanity for me. But then, one week in a month, women can really test a man’s patience, besides being utterly potty.
September 1st, 2005 at 11:12 am
There was this one chick in school some gazillion years ago who told me that she liked ‘funny guys’. No shits, considering that nobody likes ‘boring guys’. What she actually meant was that she wanted to date a damn lengchai guy, but didn’t actually have the guts to say it.
Hmph! The lies I’ve been told by women..
September 1st, 2005 at 11:23 am
Heh, I’m thinking you should PMS more often.
*runs for cover*
September 1st, 2005 at 12:04 pm
Thank God I’m normal. I thought I was psycho. Now I have evidence to show my bf that all girls are like that when they are PMS-ing.
Thanks
September 1st, 2005 at 2:26 pm
wah, become aunty ady ar? good good. now online people can have like a tell big bro or tell thelma kindamajiggy.
September 1st, 2005 at 3:30 pm
Is it just me or does Aunty Minishorts write best after lepas PMS?
Come to think of it, don’t we all?:shock:
**RunAway! RunAway!**
September 1st, 2005 at 4:11 pm
You really liked the button all that much? And I thought you want it in some color. LOL!
Anyway, aunty Minishorts, you take care and let me know when you start a Oprah kindamajiggy.:grin:
September 1st, 2005 at 5:01 pm
danny - It is a nice button! Kudos to you!
September 1st, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Hehe.. should do a little slot once a week where everyone can just pour out their problems to Aunty Minishorts. Hate to think about the bandwidth sap though.
September 1st, 2005 at 6:34 pm
When ‘Aunt Rashberry’ visits, my wife can turn Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on me, snapping for no reason one moment, and feeling sorry and being nice at another. Eeks! It’s not ‘Aunt Rashberry’ here… it’s Aunt Minishorts! Hahaha:lol:
Anyway, minishorts. I just wrote a new story, inspired by your Animal Story. Just want you to know.
September 1st, 2005 at 7:12 pm
Aunty Minishorts?? muahahah… but that is a cute button
September 1st, 2005 at 8:19 pm
Conversation I had with the Boyfriend a while back:
AGJunkie: What do you mean women have the best of both worlds? We still have to go through biological shit ok? Periods are absolutely no fun. You guys don’t suffer like we do!!
Boyfriend: What do you mean WE DON’T SUFFER???? What do you think I go through every month? If that’s not suffering, I don’t know what is!
oh ..
Heh.
Btw, I do like the button.
September 1st, 2005 at 9:00 pm
After 7 years, hubby knows well enough that when I say “My period is here. And I’m having cramps.”, it’s his cue to look sympathetic, give me a hug, rub my tummy, ask what can he do, etc. Guys just need some training…that’s all…:wink:
September 1st, 2005 at 9:20 pm
dealing with gf’s PMS is something ALL guys have to learn… not easy, mind you…
September 1st, 2005 at 10:51 pm
I try to be supportive. I buy her chocolates, or something sweet and sugary … doughnuts!