This image of me…
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005 @ 2:25 pm | Gender-bender
Eh, when you read my blog hoh, what you think hoh… this girl hoh…
… very experienced?
… not very experienced?
… no experience at all?
… very experienced pretending to be not experienced?
or or or…
Shy lah dunno how to ask. Ok. Eh do you think I'm a virgin?
September 14th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
The last question cracks me up .. hilarious!!
September 14th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
Experienced in what?
September 14th, 2005 at 2:37 pm
Depends on which port….:wink:
September 14th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
Does it matter whether or not you are one?
If you are one, so? if you are not,so?
I read this blog because of its content!and I laik!!
Cheers!
September 14th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
Don’t want to know. Don’t care.
September 14th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
i agree with Pam..does it really matter?
September 14th, 2005 at 2:46 pm
hahhahahahaaa it is very funny that this kind of things can matter
September 14th, 2005 at 2:50 pm
virginity is so over-rated. nobody really gives a hoot anymore. (or they just pretend not to)
either way, i’m here for your writing. bring on the animal saga!
September 14th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
just answer lah do i look like a virgin?
September 14th, 2005 at 2:52 pm
Let me see how you walk, then I know….
September 14th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
FROM THE BLOG…
September 14th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA….Shit i have to think about this.
Judging by looks alone, I would say NO.
September 14th, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Average Malaysian man will lose his virginity when he is around 19 while for a woman, it would be around 17 …
There! my answer …
September 14th, 2005 at 3:03 pm
practically no one’s daring to reply.
me included.
actually, 99% of your readers have probably never thought about your, um, experience, or your virginity, or um, lack thereof.
the other 1%…well, you know them. they wonder that about every blog they read, and very possibly, every person they meet.
not to worry!!
September 14th, 2005 at 3:08 pm
hmm,
… very experienced pretending to be not experienced?
but i feel u are experience in knowledge and might not try before.. since when u had vaginitis, u dont feel comfortable to insert things into ur hole..
For me, i dont think you are a virgin.. maybe u had done once with Eric, so u both so intimate.. but most probably it didnt happen when u having ur period..
September 14th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
From picture in the blog,
1) Hair looks messy. - indication of having
engaged in physical activity.
2) Face looks grumpy. - indication of unsastifaction during physical activity
3) Appears to have a piece ot cloth/towel on your shouders - indication of cleaning up material after physical activity.
So, YES !!! But not to your sastifaction….hehehe
September 14th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
ok, so you’re asking if the online persona of minishorts speak more like a virgin or an experienced woman lah.
for me hor, from reading the blogs, yes, minishorts is a virgin!
but then hor, erm, people say blogs reflect the person’s alter-ego lor…
September 14th, 2005 at 3:22 pm
do u look like a virgin? I would say nope.
September 14th, 2005 at 3:23 pm
From your blog, you look like you blunder your way through the first time like the rest of us and your strength is that you’re quick to pick yourself up once you fall and get back on the saddle, ridin’!
September 14th, 2005 at 3:28 pm
from my buaya69 point of view, you are a VIRGIN! (ok, i did my part, where’s my payment?):mrgreen:
September 14th, 2005 at 3:30 pm
Can’t say till I take a look at your rear.
Now before you chide me for having an ass-fetish, lemme just add that if your ass cheeks point upwards, there’s a good chance you’re experienced.
OK, now you can chide me.
J
September 14th, 2005 at 3:35 pm
errr.. no, u don’t look like a virgin.
hey, do we get the real answer to this Q?
(must be supported by gynae’s report and all)
heh.
September 14th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
i’m almost half a century old and i still can’t tell if a girl is a virgin or not. whether by looking, screwing or just by reading her blog. So i guess my existence in this world is in vain. sob, sob.
September 14th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
I’d say No… But I have a feeling that your next entry might be… “I’m still virgin lah”
September 14th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
deffinitely not…
September 14th, 2005 at 3:53 pm
From the way you write, I would say that you only have theoratical experience. You’d not be asking such a question if you’ve been given your due deflowering by Mr. Eric or anyone you’ve been with lately. The asking of such a question depicts that you are unsure of yourself. If you’ve been doing it, I’d say you’d be keeping queit because you would either be morally ashamed to have been fornicating around, or you’d have the confidence that you’re good in bed, and thus, silently confident. So, from the fact that you are asking such a question to reaffirm yourself-
Sorry for the long thesis, the answer; NO!
September 14th, 2005 at 4:02 pm
E) All of the above.
But that’s answering the first question literally.
As for the last question…
* sits with Pam and Nicktay *
Yes, but why should it matter?
Are you about to become spokesblogger for Virgin Cosmetics?:wink:
September 14th, 2005 at 4:05 pm
damnit, now i find myself checking minishorts.net every few minutes to see if she’s about to make a confession (or denial)…
bad, bad minishorts. spank, spank.
September 14th, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Anybody knows how a virgin look like? :?::?:
September 14th, 2005 at 4:08 pm
I say you’re a virgin.
September 14th, 2005 at 4:09 pm
Hell No!:???:
September 14th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
Oh…From the BLOG…
Still no.
You’re still better off…I can ask a few people the same question, and get sooooo many different answers and explanations on the word “virginity”.
September 14th, 2005 at 4:13 pm
I agree wif crynobone: how to differentiate a virgin and a non ?? hiyooooohhhhh!!
ok ok… I dunno the answer….
*Sits back at her place wif nicktay and plink*
September 14th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
u r still a virgin…u only have oral sex wif eric..the most u can give it to him..or let him have u…n u will save it till ur weddding day…am i right?..i can say that u will not let anyone to penetrate u till ur first night..eric also got scared to hurt u ma even though he wans it..cos he luvs u very much…
September 14th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
If you are virgin, then so does Samantha from Sex and the City
By the way, I think you are experienced, and hunger for more experience! Correct leh..
September 14th, 2005 at 4:37 pm
definitely not virgin lah.
reverse psychology. virgins don’t ask such incriminating Qs. heh.
September 14th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
I think it up to you to judge yourselves. There no point running a life by depending what people think or say. Who care if your virgin or not
Experience or not is just matter of personal reference. Maybe to my point of view your experienced judging with what do capable of doing but others may not say the same.
September 14th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
i think u should come up wif another article which is how to differentiate a virgin girl??..i’m sure everyone will luv to know it more..i hve been discussing this topic most of the day in the ofis…but i think nobody can give the correct answer…
September 14th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
i can say that until now,i dont know whether my gf is virgin or not…because i dont take it an important thing in a relationship…i feel bad if i ask her ths question…why not discuss it q in ur blog…
September 14th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
Hmm.. another answer to that question would be :
If you ask us if you are virgin, that is like if Kenny ask us if we believe his balls are big as coconuts?
September 14th, 2005 at 4:59 pm
You’re somewhere in between.
=p
September 14th, 2005 at 5:00 pm
virgin ah? no way woman…
September 14th, 2005 at 5:00 pm
I’m still trying to work out what you are ‘virgin’ in? Sex, Blogging, Drinking, Skydiving.
I need better context.
So far, everyone thinks SEX … probably good guess, but I am trying not to assume you are talking about it.
might be ‘Virgin Diplomat between Sin and MY’
At end of day, doesn’t amtter if you are virgin sex wise … I ain’t asking for it, and you’re not giving it away … so is irrelevant question for me. None of my business otherwise.
Like they say … sex is overrated, unless it’s with me! So let’s change topic.
What happened to Urang Hutan next?
September 14th, 2005 at 5:44 pm
wah.. can judge virgin or not through a blog? how so? some psychic-blog-reading way or some new canggih stick-your-thumb-into-the-usb-drive reader? lol…
but seriously, i dont think you are
not that its a bad thing, mind you.. experience is always good *chuckles*
September 14th, 2005 at 5:50 pm
haha i’d say she’s a virgin
September 14th, 2005 at 5:52 pm
Definitely still a virgin.. You’re not comfortable using a tampon..
September 14th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
I fink yew moh virgin den virgin mehlee!!!
September 14th, 2005 at 5:58 pm
I believe this question cannot be answered without more photos on your blog.
But that’s just me.
September 14th, 2005 at 6:01 pm
Wahhh, you can different a virgin or not with just looking at pictures?
September 14th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
i think you’re a virgin…. NOT!
September 14th, 2005 at 6:23 pm
so cliche but once again, so true - ’sex sells’
September 14th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
virgin
September 14th, 2005 at 7:15 pm
Who cares….. Anyway, why would any woman wants to be a virgin? Unless she is errmmm obligated by her faith.
September 14th, 2005 at 7:54 pm
Judging from what you have written so far…yes I think you have zero experience:shock:
The fact that you asked this question showed a lot about you….on bed
September 14th, 2005 at 8:01 pm
Err….. definitely not… but dunno abt ur experience…… on bed . Experience in BLOGS a big YES.
*chuckle*
September 14th, 2005 at 8:13 pm
September 14th, 2005 at 8:25 pm
wahaha sorry ah i dun tink so…n i dun c anything wif not being one… =P
September 14th, 2005 at 8:52 pm
Lol. This has got to be the most riveting comment section I have ever read
Hmm. I guess you’re…no longer a virgin?
September 14th, 2005 at 8:52 pm
It looks like you stump all of us with this one…
Not a virgin in regards in life…but not full experienced either.
September 14th, 2005 at 8:54 pm
virgin….is there still one in this modern world….just my thought…
September 14th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
Hahah, careful with what you let slip here! Eric’s pride is at stake as well! *snicker*
September 14th, 2005 at 10:26 pm
Gee, I don’t know.
Blogs usually reflect one’s alter ego, that other person hidden deep inside them. Or maybe in this day and age, not-so-hidden anyway.
You sound like you’re not a virgin, but then, so do I.
*where is this leading to?*
September 14th, 2005 at 10:36 pm
Hmm, amazing how so many people just couldn’t answer the question straight….
I say NO! Because someone as smart as you wouuld not possibly deny yourself the pleasure of sex.
September 15th, 2005 at 12:10 am
*keeping a straight face*
Clifford: maybe our beloved minishorts believe in the sanctity of matrimony leh. sometimes u just can’t tell…
*ok I can’t hold it any longer… waahaha, rotfl*
September 15th, 2005 at 12:18 am
Virginity is overrated. Too many (wo)men expect their future life partners to be virgin on their wedding night, while they sleep around before that. If you expect your other half to be chaste, then you have the obligation to be one too. But like i said, it’s overrated. why should your husband/wife’s virginity got to do with anything?
But back to mini’s question … I think mini is tempted to do it, and maybe eric’s too, but they are afraid. They love one other too much to actually do it … not until they are Mr and Mrs. Maybe some kissings and cuddling …
So yes, mini is a virgin.
September 15th, 2005 at 12:51 am
Aunty Minishorts, what does a virgin mean:?:
September 15th, 2005 at 1:12 am
lilian, why wouldn’t a woman want to be a virgin unless obbligated? i most certainly want to remain one until marriage but that doesn’t likely mean that i expect my parther to be one, in the end, it’s just my personal view, i want to remain one for my own sake, whether or not he is a virgin doesn’t seem to bother me… but nonetheless, personal opinion…..
and mini, you’re a virgin
September 15th, 2005 at 1:16 am
would be glad if eric’s able to enlighten us..
September 15th, 2005 at 1:48 am
In reply to comment #67 from emily.
You see, virginity involves a much more complex issue than a piece of hymen. So, when one partner values it a lot, the other partner better have the same high standard. Otherwise, a lot of craps will creep in AFTER marriage. Trust me, I heard enough. Therefore, I would rather my daughters (lucky I don’t have any so I can talk craps) know what they are trading for. As for my sons, our faith expects it so God help me, please! 
September 15th, 2005 at 4:08 am
dara!
September 15th, 2005 at 5:56 am
Shit … why am I always late for this kind of thing.
September 15th, 2005 at 7:18 am
sex? what sex? bloggers have no sex life.
September 15th, 2005 at 7:36 am
Dear Aunty Minishorts,
How could you still be a virgin ? You speak with so much experience in your blog mah.
September 15th, 2005 at 8:02 am
ever since i first read your blog until today, i still not sure if u are virgin or not.
from blog, u sounded like virgin and really excited about sex BUT in real life probably you’re still virgin.
in other words, you’re living virgin mary and hunger for sex (can’t wait until wedding nite)?
and, if you are not virgin based on my opinion by reading your blog, then you’re not experienced coz’ i don’t think anyone will admit they are very ‘experienced’ unless they’ve tried on alot of men before. as you may know, everyone has their own ‘way and preference’. so if you can amaze whoever on the bed, then you’re damn experienced.
not to be harsh, whores know what mans want.. and they know how to make man feel good… that’s something called experienced.
September 15th, 2005 at 8:44 am
oh wow.
September 15th, 2005 at 8:50 am
Do you looked like a virgin? i’d say no..
Do you looked like you are experience? I’d say no…
Are you really a virgin? That, i wouldn’t know..
Do you write a very creative, interesting and stimulating blogs? YEESSS!!~~~~~:smile:
September 15th, 2005 at 8:51 am
i can safely say i agree with kimberlycun, no, mr brown i don’t have the time to take photos much less post them
and finally, i’m changing the topic. yay.
September 15th, 2005 at 10:37 am
i thought u were one (or had the possiblity to be one) until i read ur post on the which gun is nicer to use (the hooked one u said was best?) that just blew whatever illusion i had of u being a virgin out of the water…
September 15th, 2005 at 10:43 am
asdf: what on earth is a hooked gun?!
no definitely not me…
September 15th, 2005 at 10:51 am
Never judge a book by its cover, never judge a blogger by their blog.
But if I were a betting person, I would put RM5 on virgin, another RM5 on experienced, and pau all combinations in between.
The one sure thing is that you most likely have no experience with BDSM; and definitely no grand slam stories to tell.
September 15th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
Hey, if you said you were a virgin, I’d believe you, baby. Heh.
September 15th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
I know you are a virgin…you mentioned it in your posts before..the one where you had a chat with some guy…
besides, I believe you’re someone who’s all for abstinence. It’s just that…sometimes the way you put things suggest otherwise.
September 15th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
I think auntie Minishorts should blog about the coolest of staying true to yourself and holding out for the one you love.
Promiscuity is soooo… overrated in this crazy realm of blogesphere.
September 15th, 2005 at 2:21 pm
From the photos (had a few glances here and there), you look like a real aunty..ya know, those kind who can drive a good bargain with the fish monger.
Shawn’s verdict - NOT virgin.
September 15th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
virgin or no, all we can do is envy eric. all we have is your sweet face to look at…
September 15th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
i need to ask my mummy
September 15th, 2005 at 10:21 pm
definitely not virgin…hmm…pretty sure about it….lolzz….
September 16th, 2005 at 1:38 am
err.. how long are we going to have to wait for you to answer your own question?
September 16th, 2005 at 8:45 am
i answered it. please check above. thank you.
September 16th, 2005 at 10:46 am
MS does not strike me as a woman with loose morale … loose tongue, yes, but not loose morale.
The verdict: V for Virgin.
ps: I am sure Mr Branson is so happy you are advertising for him.
September 16th, 2005 at 11:23 am
angel: not a virgin doesn’t mean loose morale lah… aiyoh….
*faints*
September 26th, 2005 at 1:28 am
My initial answer would be to check the shape of your butt. Then I remembered that I was asked if you lost weight, and so I looked. Now when I think of it, it was a non-virgin butt.
I won’t post the science of it here; bug me on MSN and I’ll tell you.
*GASP* so minishorts answers the question, finally! In comment #79 that is.
September 26th, 2005 at 8:28 am
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