Everyone, I'd like you to go to this site and read this post here first. Then come back ok?

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Right, if you're too lazy to read, never mind. In that post, Kyels writes about the two Saints called Patience and Tolerance. Its a bit deep, that post, but the gist is this: 'You got anger management or not? You can tolerate stupid people or not? You patient enough with people or not? THINK AND SEE…'

Obviously hoh, no need to tell also know adi lah, my answer required no thinking. BLARH I know myself too well… my readers know me better I think.

No I'm not patient.

No I'm not tolerate.

Yes I'm always angry at everything. I'm a walking timebomb, mosquito fly into my milo also I feel like throwing the mug against the wall.

It isn't that bad you know. I mean, the result of this neverending outburst of anger (I get angry at everything what to do, I'm a woman with raging hormones that have no where to go), is this blog.

IMPATIENCE IS GOOD… ANGER IS EXCELLENT… EVIL IS GOOD… IT MAKES YOU WANT TO SAY NONSENSE, IT MAKES YOU COME UP WITH A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF BULLSHIT.

So you see whenever I see an idiotic post by some stupidly self-righteous God-damning religious freak, when I read crap citing comparative religion, when I see blardyfools copying websites wholesale, when a troll visits my site and boils my blood, when some idiot writes a whole shit on how he loves God because he can go to heaven and everyone else will go to hell (please love God properly mind you, don't be so selfish can or not), when some WOMAN makes funny eyes at my boyfriend, when some wanker flashes me thinking I've never seen a cock in my life before and expecting me to scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ( did I just say that? ), I feel angry…

… and you know what? THIS ANGER IS no no no not a good thing… at first. See, this anger makes me want to go out and shout STUPID WANKER GO GROW A COCK GO AND GET A LIFE GET A BOYFRIEND GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CUCUMBER or something… like that…

But I cannot say all those things in real life. I mean imagine lah if I did go out and say things like that. It would be SOOOOOOO EMBARASSING and KURANG AJAR, like never go to school liddat, right?

Fortunately, I can, however, BLOG it. Which sorta turns Anger, into my best friend, of course.

LOGIC: If not for anger, I will not have a muse! I will not be soooooooo energized with crap! I will not be able to rant so much! I will not be able to whack my head againt the computer and dream up nonsense, all the KNNCBs in my vocabulary will have nowhere to go… CAN YOU IMAGINE the atrocities? I will not have any use for my imagination. My brain will not be working. I won't dream up nonsense.

minishorts.net would not exist at all.

And the best thing about the blog is, because I have an outlet to channel all this atomic energy to, I get to look all nice, meek and polite and kind, and cute, and adorable, and a darling, and a sweetie in real life. Hehe. I go to the office also got ppl call me leng lui you know, say me very sweet.

HAHA… ISN'T THAT JUST REMARKABLE? ME… Sugar and spice and everything nice… hehehe… and everybody just thinks I'm a gem… sniff… so nice, right?

OK lah yes lah I do get angry in real life also, but at least I'm reduced to seething between tightly shut lips and glaring at people. Anything's better than going around like a mad siao-char-boh screaming 'SO STUPID LAH YOU KNNCB YOU NEVER GO SCHOOL AH!'

I wouldn't even look as if I went to primary school if I did all that!

So you know what? Anger is good. Being impatient makes me write like a raging tsunami. Its good for my career so yeah, thank goodness I'm one hot tempered chick.

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BTW, Kyels is young and she writes a lot of thoughtful articles… best of all they're the perfect examples that I can use for my students who're in Form 4 and Form 5 right now. Parents and teachers might find Kyels a good blog to reference, if in any case you're going to introduce Journalling to the students. Her posts are structured, systematic and they remind me of SPM model essays. GOOD STUFF!