Yes, dear!
Eric's found a nifty way of getting me 'happy' everytime my bloody tai-yee-ma arrives.
Usually he's not very tolerant of me you see. I swear I can see him cursing under his breath, 'You stupid bitch' everytime I do something irrational. But I can't help it, its my idiotic hormones that will not listen to my sense!
I understand he suffers, I know its terrible, and I try to control myself. But I'm not sure what happens, cos the sensible me gets turned off and I morph into Miss Evil. Oh well. That's an overtold old story, where's the new?
'New' was the conversation we had the other day.
Me: It's soon.
Him: Oh fuck.
Me: Yeah I can tolerate words like that now, but during THAT time. No. All right?
Him: The bitch is arriving! Fuck!
Me: Can we try? Please?
Him: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? I'll be dead before … you turn into the good old girl I love…
Me: You love me regardless right?
Him: Yes, YOU! But … you won't be YOU! You will be the evil witch from hell YOU BITCH!
Me: You have to learn how to get rid of words like that you know. Be NICER? Hmmm?
Him: Like?
Me: Urm… ok… like instead of going 'what do you want', you have to pepper your vocabulary with nice soft words like, 'darling', 'honey', 'sweetie pie', 'baby'… liddat!
Him:Errr… errr…
Me: I think that's settled.
Him: Right… we shall see… (look of distrust on face)
All right. That's settled. At least. So I think.
The next time we spoke, it was over a meal.
Him: So what shall we order?
Me: Urm… anything lah.. you decide.
Him: I feel like having… cantonese fried hor fun.
Me: Urm… (pouts)
Him: Huh? Not okay?
Me: But but but… I just had that yesterday. (pouts)
Him: …ma-hai…
Me: What did you just say there?
Him: Errrr…. YES DARLING?
Me: What did you just say?
Him: NO NO-NO-NOTHING, DARLING!
Me: I heard, I swear I heard…
Him: Yes darling, no cantonese fried hor fun. What do you want then, DEAR?
Me: Urm… rice can or not?
Him: A bit full lah… can we not have rice? Let's order noodles.
Me: But I just had noodles in the morning and for lunch!
Him: Oh oh oh … OK DARLING… ANYTHING YOU WANT SWEETIE PIE… rice it is, HONEY…(big weird grin on face)
Me: You're not funny you know.
Him: Oh, darling, why not, sweetie pie?
Me: Eric…
Him: Yes , darling, you want rice, darling, we have rice then, baby.
Me: ERIC!
Him: What can I do for you, darling?
Me: … ma-hai…
Shit or not I ask you? Like this also can.
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:15 am
hilarious! hahahaha… ma-hai!
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:19 am
yah, shit. big shit. like that also can.
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:20 am
i think this finally answers my question. i owe eric one.
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:21 am
Hey, give the guy a break… We have to put up with you women every once a month, sometimes because you stress, TWICE!! can’t we reciprocate once in a year or something?
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:27 am
Wah..
Sounds funny man.
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:28 am
September 23rd, 2005 at 10:52 am
Dei…the monster’s visiting me soon..and Mr.BF went “Shit, go away you monster..go away, don’t disturb my girlfriend!!”
And like Eric, he would also purposedly make ‘darling’, ‘baby’ or ‘honey’ sound extra weird because he will sengaja exxaggerate it and use it on every single sentence
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:27 am
hah the monster’s always out to get someone..
when im possessed i don have anyone to go darling and dearrrr so my friends end up screaming at me ‘you’re freaky enuff, but your aunty is so DAMN freaky!’
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:40 am
S-Kay: There’s a very good way to get the monster out of the way for a good 9 months…
*Suggestive grin*
September 23rd, 2005 at 11:43 am
HAHAHAHAHHAHA… that’s just hilarious minishorts..mauaahahhaha..damn, can’t stop laughing, ma hai!
September 23rd, 2005 at 12:23 pm
come on guys. girls had to have this every month and they had to bear the pain from birth and hassles from pregnancy and after pregnant. can u guys not be a snob! after pregnancy, u wan sex but never give time for wife to heal, only wan xxx only.. so simple for guys, just be nice to them and not in a sarcastic manner. Eric, pls treat minishorts nicely, truly from ur heart ok. no matter if she turn to evil, that is the person that you love. its just normal hormones that causing her to behave such way. ok.
let end this lar..
September 23rd, 2005 at 12:26 pm
saDdnesz.jc : That one..have to have license first lah
but then hor, 9 months only..not enough lah…:lol:
September 23rd, 2005 at 1:10 pm
oh dear minishort…lolzz…u have period crisis…and to eric….jz take the rice….after the dating, u can go other place else to have noodles…..
September 23rd, 2005 at 1:15 pm
hahaha MAHAI!!
September 23rd, 2005 at 1:44 pm
That’s no way to converse to your SO when the PMS monsta strikes.
The answer to all those questions should have come instinctively. Like:
“Let’s have rice.”
“Yes maam!”
“Do I look pretty?”
“Like the morning sun (????)”
“Do you love me?”
“With all my heart”
“If my dog were to sprout a zit on its butt would you bit it off to clear the puss”
OK…that’s were you draw the line.
September 23rd, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Hehe, I love that excuse to go on a rampage once a month. But since no bf the trouble is shared amongst the guys frens I have online, and it’s nice to feel pampered by them.
September 23rd, 2005 at 3:13 pm
Ahahahaha.. so damn funny… XD
mahai made me laugh until my stomach hurts..
seriously la, give Eric a break. At least he’s trying ya?
September 23rd, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Date a girl la, then both of you can fight from equally crabby grounds.
September 23rd, 2005 at 7:10 pm
Eric rocks.
September 23rd, 2005 at 8:23 pm
He’s kewl…. Hehe
September 23rd, 2005 at 9:58 pm
I think Eric is being very sweet as he’s trying to make you laugh. (And besides, he will probably be in trouble regardless of what he does, so he might as well try to make you laugh … even if the monster kills him in the process).
So, hopefully both of you will be kind to each other.
Hope it is not a bad month for you.
September 24th, 2005 at 5:40 am
eric rocks. period. pun intended.
rofl.:mrgreen:
September 24th, 2005 at 3:07 pm
you’ve got to give eric credit for fitting in the “baby”s and “darling”s and “sweetie pie”s…lol. hilarious!
September 25th, 2005 at 4:47 am
hahaha!! great pre-meal chat wif ur bf eh…hehe!!