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What on earth is a ‘non-virgin butt’?
Pardon me for being a wee bit overdue on the topic, but Albert's comment just only caught my eye this morning:
My initial answer would be to check the shape of your butt. Then I remembered that I was asked if you lost weight, and so I looked. Now when I think of it, it was a non-virgin butt.
OH MAN! ROTFLMAO! Albert oh Albert, what on earth is a 'non-virgin butt'?
If I don't want to see the butt leh? Can I still come to a pretty accurate deduction on a person's (man/woman) deflowered status? Tips please. You learn new things every day, and I think I'd like to learn some new stuff today.
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about 4 years ago
some ppl do say that. but methinks Albert’s been staring a bit too much at Minishort’s butt.
about 4 years ago
Urmmm .. i think by looking at the way the girl walk 1st thing in the morning, if she walked with her legs spread and moan in pain a bit every step that she take, she might had her 1st time nite.. XD
nah… i don’t really know how to look at ppl’s deflowering status..
about 4 years ago
Hey…i just got to know about your blog. A very interesting one if u ask me. Good job.
Anyway, I do not know about womens butt. But I was told that a guy whose butt is shaped nicely ie round and firm means that they are having an active sex life. (Note: previously may not be so nice…probably a virgin guy too hehe)
about 4 years ago
dunno much about butts but I was told once that girls with high cheek bones love sex
about 4 years ago
People tell me ladies with hairy arms love sex. Heh, personally i think the lower lip theory more accurate.
As for V status, i think you have to see their reaction when the topic comes up, no? And hey, since I’m here is it true small ears = tighter vaginas?? Some dude told me so.
about 4 years ago
I am unsure how Albert is using the term, but I was always told (by the guys in Sydney … who are of the ‘happy’ variety, if you catch my drift), that a non-virgin butt is one which had been penetrated by a man’s ‘hard bit’ (if you catch my drift).
Of course, most of these ‘happy’ variety men prefer other ‘happy’ men, but some guys like to do it to their girls for some reason (I have no reason why, girls have perfectly good other bits to stick things in!)
How cryptic was that?
Daisy – I’ve always been complimented on my butt by girls etc, and it’s always been firm, even when I have zero sex life. I think a firm butt has more to do with how much the guy works on it and tones it up. (Maybe firm butt only counts if the guy is obviously flabby everywhere else – then maybe it proves he is getting some, as he is working those muscles a lot.)
Ribbon – I haven’t met a girl who didn’t like sex.
about 4 years ago
dabido: wanna meet my gal fren who does not enjoy sex? =P
about 4 years ago
LOL??? Looking at the butt to determine a girl’s virginity is SO OLD.
Actually, if you look at a girl’s pelvic bone..like when you wear low cut…those who are not virgins tend to have pelvic bones that looks different from normal…darn…I dun know how to explain lah..imagine Britney Spears when she wears a low cut..and that girl, Rihana or something who sings Pondereplay (I think that’s the song) and Pink.
I still think no one would get me. Hahaha. Anyway, the pelvic bone thing usually happens when you have sex in the missionary position often. The guy would sometimes tend to rest on your tummy hence spread open your legs which would indirectly cause your pelvic bones to alter its shape abit.
about 4 years ago
S-Kay: I think the same result can be obtained by sitting down too much.
And believe it or not, as the world turns into a more advanced nation, (more thinking, less physical) workeres are sitting on their butts more and more. Thus, nice butts will be harder and harder to come by. *SIGH*…
But I don’t think the butt will give away whether the girl is a virgin or not. I would think that the pelvis bones will only change AFTER the chun chick gives birth, and turns into a pretty momma.
about 4 years ago
minishorts got high cheek bones — so the theory must be correct (wink wink)
about 4 years ago
Despite my wordiness, I still think it would be best we sat down and people-watched. It’s quite hard to describe.
Uh. I have a ‘happy’ friend in Australia with a very round pert butt. It’s not like I wanna look, his just… calls attention!
about 4 years ago
JC : But you don’t spread your legs wide wide when you sit down right?
about 4 years ago
Loose.
about 4 years ago
Gutsygal – Is she cute? If so, I might be able to change her mind (that is, if she is cute and willing to give it a go)
Anyway, meeting her and talking to her might just mean I’ll have to change my comment to ‘I’ve only met one girl who doesn’t like sex’
Until I meet her though, my comment stand as is – I’ve never met a girl who didn’t like sex! 
Would be interesting to find out why she doesn’t like it. (Or is she just neutral to it?)
I wonder if she’s only ever had selfish guys who only care about getting their own rocks off! A good lover might be a world of difference.
about 4 years ago
sometimes you just know when you look/meet someone whether they’re still a virgin or not – call it instinct
as for the butt thing, not quite accurate as percieved but again, if you know your stuff, you’ll just know hehe..
and guys if u think there’s no way of knowing whether you’re still a virgin or not, guess again – if a guy can pee straight at one target (a long piece of string is good) from start to finish without holding his dick, then he’s a virgin, if he’s struggling…then oops!
about 4 years ago
Got such thing meh?
about 4 years ago
The weenie thing is slightly confusing.
First of all, it depends on a guy’s steadiness.
‘Cho Yan Yiew Ting, Or Liu Mo Feng’…
And then, word has it, if you’re circumcised, your pee will cabang dua…
True??
about 4 years ago
cabang dua?! hahahahah!! that’s probably the funniest “pee term” i’ve ever heard in my LIFE!!
about 4 years ago
hey, ive actually heard from my dad that not-virgin butts tend to sag more than a virgin butt.. i could totally tell the difference.. i have few friends who sleeps around and it is super obvious compared to the virgin girls.. lol
about 4 years ago
“…if you’re circumcised, your pee will cabang dua …”
WHA???? I’ve had the chop, but have no idea what you expect my pee to do!!!!! Does my pee do that? I don’t know WHAT IT MEANS!
about 4 years ago
sam dang is right on the money.
Cabang dua, I assume, is the difference between a canggih water tap with a few micro holes and a straight, single-holed garden hose.
about 4 years ago
Well, I know how you can tell if a girl is a virgin or not. Paint one of your balls red, and the other one blue. Then hold a club in your hand. Then when you get naked infront of her, and she says, “Those are the cutest balls I have ever seen”, smack her on the head with the club. (And if you are dumb and havent figured it out, it’s coz she has seen other balls :s)
about 1 year ago
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