Hostile takeover
WAH PIANG EH!
You know hoh, minishorts.net readers are like, damn chune you know. Eric said hoh, minishorts.net has a network of spies even more powerful than KGB. A lot of you all asked, "Minishorts….how did you know about some fella who complained about you being damn notti in the cinema??" Well, that's because, I AM TEH PWN!!
Ok. Question time.
That above paragraph sounded soooo like Minishorts, rite?
Okla. Stop scratching your head. Scroll back up.
See it or not? 'Hostile Takeover'.
Yeah the story is that minishorts, being the evil evil woman that she is, is on her KitKat break (although it seems more like kerepok lekor to me) and this is a hostile takeover of her blog. It's hostile because minishorts was damn evil and so, we are gonna teach her a lesson by breaking some of her house rules.
You know rite, minishorts absolutely hates people who pimp their blogs in her blog?
Now, I was gonna start by telling you about my awesome blog, but then I realised that my awesome blog (which isn't so much of a weBLOG, but more of a B…LOG) has a name that resembles that of a female mongrel, and minishorts.net, being the femes blog that it is, cannot allow such atrocities, lest it offend some people out there.
But anyways, keeping in line with the hostile takeover situation we have here, I am gonna say….sod the no-link policy. I am giving you guys a chance to pimp and whore your blogs in the comments section. The best and most interesting pimp will get plugged by me ala minishorts' style…you get your very own bedtime story.
How's that sound? It doesn't matter if your name is Raoul (minishorts apologises once again), or if your site name(s) resembles a household pest, or if she shamed you some 6 months ago. This once in a lifetime free pimpin' session is open to ALL.
Let's get pimpin' guys.
September 29th, 2005 at 10:10 pm
Mankind’s worst nightmare has happened…
September 29th, 2005 at 10:13 pm
visit me la, u know it’s teh good,
September 29th, 2005 at 10:25 pm
Oh minishorts….i love your blog, they are so lovely and it has taught me a lot.
Hatiku berdegup-degup setiap hari apabila membaca blog mu. Inspirasi dan pengajaran yang boleh dicungkil dari tulisan mu ini begitu ‘empowering’ sekali. Aku rasa bagaikan ayam tanpa kepala jika saya tidak membaca blog mu, minishorts.
Oh terhancur hatiku berkecai sejuta kepingan apabila membaca blogmu tempoh hari. Darahku mendidih apabila membaca tentang peristiwa yang berlaku dengan mu serta teman lelaki mu di dalam pawagam GSC. Saya kecewa terdapat orang yang sanggup menghancurkan satu-satunya hari minishorts ingin berehat. Saya kecewa yang minishorts tidak dapat menonton wayang ‘Flight Plan’ dengan tenang tanpa gangguan.
Saya kesal apabila minishorts dibandingkan dengan wanita murahan serta diberi nama panggilan kesat seperti ’skanky b*tch’. Siapa yang sanggup memanggil mu sedemikian minishorts? Tidakkah dia sedar siapa minishorts sebenarnya? Bagaimana dia sanggup melukai hati mu yang sangat ‘fragile?’
Saya berharap minishorts dapat melupakan pertistiwa tersebut. Percayalah orang tersebut tidak menyedari kebaikan yang ada pada diri mu. minishorts sudah meminta maaf atas apa yang berlaku dan minishorts harus meneruskan hidup dengan memblog.
Percayalah minishorts bahawa saya adalah ‘fan’ anda. Aku menghargai mu, minishorts! Tulisan mu bagaikan aku telah menjumpai wanita idamanku.
Aku….manyayangi tulisan mu, minishorts!
September 29th, 2005 at 10:40 pm
My blog is better than Buddhist Enlightenment, tastier than liberation from the cycle of life and death.
September 29th, 2005 at 10:43 pm
Imran - I thought you’re supposed to pimp your own blog not wax lyrical bout how much you love minishorts….and you should be sucking up to vincent not minishorts since he’s choosing.
September 29th, 2005 at 10:44 pm
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September 29th, 2005 at 11:05 pm
Malaysia needs a Fu Rong Jie Jie, and thus you get a Swifty Kor Kor. But to compare Fu Rong Jie Jie with me is like comparing a leper with royalty. Her ego and narcissism are miniscule compared to mine.
September 29th, 2005 at 11:06 pm
Oh.. Imran… kau sungguh drama sekali… Tapi tak apa… SIMPAN DI ATAS!
September 29th, 2005 at 11:34 pm
This’ what happens when they make kesusasteraan melayu compulsory. Damn!
Btw, i duno how to pimp my blog. But my title says “A man is only as faithful as his options”. Cheers!
September 30th, 2005 at 12:12 am
“Pimping” seems to be the most-used word these days, eh?
September 30th, 2005 at 1:18 am
Ceh. I thought minishorts got hack macam itu poodle blog. no fun.
September 30th, 2005 at 1:27 am
ahhhh! I can’t think of anyone to pimp! Fuck la.
September 30th, 2005 at 1:50 am
All you need for a mind blowing mental blogasm!
cum one! cum all!
September 30th, 2005 at 1:57 am
:shock::shock::shock:
Er.. can pimp own blog here???
- Start crazy bimbo cum traffic whore act -
OMG OMG OMG.. *goes crazy* *runs around in circle squealing* *shouting and screaming my own url* OMG OMG OMG.. QUICK!! click on my link!!! QUICK!!!
- End of crazy bimbo cum traffic whore act -
Maybe I should have included my url as well.. Hmm…
September 30th, 2005 at 2:12 am
Yes, you can pimp you own blog. You can pimp anybody’s blog, including your goldfish’s blog if he has one.
September 30th, 2005 at 2:17 am
Ya’ll suck,
my doggie rulez!
err… i don’t have a dog.
September 30th, 2005 at 2:52 am
touch my blog,
lick my blog,
suck my blog,
fuck my blog,
achieve orgasm through my blog.
fucking pimp it already lar!
or not this comment would have more than 18SX written all over it!
cause it’d also have 5 stars.
p/s : vincent, i have a naked picture of you.. pimp me now or else….. hahaha!
just kidding.
anyway, where’d MS go?
September 30th, 2005 at 4:35 am
Minishort went nuts since the days she apologized. How beautiful..
September 30th, 2005 at 4:52 am
I am here to pimp my own blog.
Kthxbai.
September 30th, 2005 at 8:27 am
*aduh*
Vincent, I leave the WWW for two weeks and you’ve turned Chook’s site into a free for all:!:
September 30th, 2005 at 8:40 am
nebo: Yeahhh there’s something poetic about it…
My blog is teh pimpin’. And absolutely teh r0×0rz.
Realizing that many of the self-pimpers here are relative unknowns, it’s rather malufying that I’m stooping to this level too.
But anyways minishorts has the hots for my blog. My blog also has the distinction of being the most excruciatingly un-updated in the Malaysian ’sphere. If I could just change that, maybe everyone would stop scolding me.
Oh ya and Vincent blog kanda sangat indah mencairkan mata oh semerah padi mengalukan pengeskrolan yang berterusan sepanjang malam oh teksnya yang nyaman terbaca bagaikan angin pagi oh…
‘K talk to you later.
September 30th, 2005 at 8:53 am
“Tell me when will you be mine,
Tell me quando quando quando,
We can share a common divine,
Please don’t make me wait again,
When will you say yes to me,
Tell me quando quando quando,
You mean happiness to me,
Oh people tell me when,
When will you be there…”
Sentiments…nostalgia…the lovey-doveys of being in love…that’s me :p
(I suck at pimping blogs)
September 30th, 2005 at 9:08 am
OMG, Imran’s comment is the funniest lah.
Primrose : Not only the word ‘pimping’, the word ‘dawg’ is also commonly used nowadays. Seems that everyone wants to be like them nigga y’all. Actually only blacks can use the word nigga on themselves.
September 30th, 2005 at 9:30 am
i don wan to pimp. i be a cockerel can or not?
September 30th, 2005 at 9:31 am
has anyone ever mention this to u before? To a certain extent,u look like Elaine daly, the actress cum Miss Malaysia?
September 30th, 2005 at 9:42 am
Lainie says:
September 30th, 2005 at 1:27 am
ahhhh! I can’t think of anyone to pimp! Fuck la.
can pimp me or not???!!:razz:
September 30th, 2005 at 9:51 am
anon #25 : Nope, nobody told me that I looked like her.
September 30th, 2005 at 10:14 am
…
September 30th, 2005 at 11:27 am
Vincent, I can foresee that Minishorts will not be free to blog much until the end of November, which is when the NanoWrimo project ends. Looks like you will be guest blogging here for the next two months!
September 30th, 2005 at 11:32 am
Come to Eye on Everything, where I talk about books all day!
Er… that doesn’t sound too attractive, does it? ok. so I’m not very good at pimping my blog. so sue me…
September 30th, 2005 at 11:43 am
u noobs. suanie.net pwns u all
September 30th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
Vincent, the blog pimp from UK. kakaka!
September 30th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
I am here to UNpimp my blog.
Don’t read me I suck more than a vacuum cleaner sucks. I suck so much it makes the vacuum cleaner feel like it’s an Enzo exhaust pipe. Kthxbai.
September 30th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
Hmmm.. makes me wonder if u r good at sucking ‘you know what’…
oh my, rauchy!!!
September 30th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
*sigh*
I thought you were going AWAY.
Here’s my thoughts on the no link policy..
http://www.hai2u.com
http://www.lemonparty.org
http://www.tubgirl.com
September 30th, 2005 at 1:46 pm
Wah, Minishorts away, the pp come out to play… Yippee (but misses Minishorts too)
Recommending two previously mentioned links (Nice to check out occasionally)
http://yasminthestoryteller.blogspot.com/
http://readerseye.blogspot.com/
Anyway, anybody know where is Dabidon@Teflon (not here yet)?
September 30th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
what happened to “no blogwhoring“? i remember back in the day (not long ago), when things like “visit my blog at yadayada.com” were frowned upon, and even putting innocent stuff like “cool blog here” was not allowed. i mean, it’s crazy what we’re doing here…we’re being perfectly shameless, people! we really have to rethink what we’re doing…promoting our blogs like that. tsk tsk.
September 30th, 2005 at 4:20 pm
Oh heck, I forgot to pimp! Now to outpimp the rest of you buggers: Go and read my “Li Daifu and the Twin Dragon Blades.” Definitely the BEST kungfu short story on the web! This Super Fantastic No-comparison wuxia fiction has received rave reviews from the INTERNATIONAL IRON PALM Kungfu Clan and also from the FLYING SAMURAI Association! And I kid you not! You don’t have to believe me. Just go and read it orgasmically here:
http://lidaifu.blogspot.com/
And if you can find a short wuxia story better than that, mama mia, I’ll pimp you!
September 30th, 2005 at 4:47 pm
ST : That was oh-so-freakin gross. UGH!
September 30th, 2005 at 5:29 pm
I refuse to lower myself to pimp my blog - I like being unpopular and appealing to those with ecletic elitist good taste. (And any other ‘E’ word I can think of)
Anyway, I’ll lower myself to stick in some pimps for these blogs I read:
Suanie Because she needs a BF … or two! More bikini shots Fluffykins!
Kyels Because I think she talks about interesting things, and a lot of her readers write very good comments.
FireAngel Fan Club Because I think it is a silly idea, but someone thought of it, and I’d like to see it stick around to see what the owner can do with it. It seems to have hit it’s limitations already, and I want to see the owner do something innvative. I’d like to see what sort of evolution is possible.
Er … um … okay, that’s probably about it.
Minishorts - don’t kick us in da nuts when you get back!
September 30th, 2005 at 6:42 pm
what happened to “no blogwhoring“? wasn’t there a time when everyone who dared write “visit my blog!” would get flamed? and here we are, shamelessly promoting blogs. tsk tsk.
September 30th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
heeheeeheeehee……………
September 30th, 2005 at 8:54 pm
Pimpin…?
Lols. Sounds funny.
Cheers!
October 1st, 2005 at 8:07 pm
well….if you want to read about Education in Malaysia and complain about how kindergartens are like in Malaysia, go to
http://www.casadelbambino.blogspot.com
If you want to see my beautiful bodacious pix (once every so often) go to
http://www.cheayee.blogspot.com.
I am gonna pimp myself just this once!
….. Chea Yee In NEED of BOYFRIEND.
FOr more information, please contact the above url web owner!
October 1st, 2005 at 9:22 pm
Cheayee - I am a bit worried. So many Malaysian girls always saying they are in need of BF’s.
What do you do with them all? You all beat the men up so they run away all the time?
I’ve seen your pics and you look okay to me. What are you doing wrong that you need to advertise for a BF?????
Anyway, I am scared to return to Penang and KL now - all I see is Suanie, FA, you and others all being pimped by KY or asking for BF’s.
(No offence meant to any of you … just don’t know if the Teflon suit will stand a chance. Will have to rely on my ugliness and big fat stomach to repel girls instead! Thank goodness I put lots of work into those!)
October 2nd, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Hahaha. I just realised that some you sound exactly like the spammers advertising ‘Cheaper Car Insurance’
October 3rd, 2005 at 1:10 am
Teflon:
wahahahahahhaahahahahhah
I need a date more than I need a bf…
BFs are so troublesome. they give you headache. they whine. they give me endless heart trouble.
Nah….I just need to meet new MEN.
ok, I Need TO MEET new Men. I need a date!!
and new BF as welll!
October 3rd, 2005 at 8:36 am
ST: I’m so glad you forgot to add the goatse.