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I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very PISSED at somebody.

BECAUSE I think it is not very nice to throw too much of a tantrum (but I think the one I baling-ed just now was pretty much of tsunamic strength also)… I'm going to list down the things that I want.

1) I want to eat cake. Make it Chocolate Banana, from secret recipe. One slice will do. I'm not so demanding lah.
2) I want the entire set of the McDonalds Sanrio toy plushies. I know most of them sold out adi, but I'd like every one of them. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
3) I want a bottle of DKNY's Delicious EDP. For Her.
4) I want someone to help sponsor my next purchase of the SK II Facial Treatment Cleanser. It's finishing and I'm a bit tight on cash, so some kind of financial support is very very appreciated.
5) Oh I also want someone to sponsor my next car service. It's about time.
6) I want to go see Jackie Cheung in Snow Wolf Lake. I'd like A-class seat tickets please. Thank you.
7) I want a Digital Camcorder. Oh actually a digital slr camera would do fine too.
This one is not so expensive as (7). I don't mind someone buying a bottle of Bobby Brown's Shimmer Lip Gloss in Mimosa for me.
9) Right, maybe a trip to the spa for a relaxing Balinese massage will cool me down too.
10) Urm. OKAY, I want that car. The one you're selling. Don't sell it, give it to me. (This is absurd but HELLO I'm pissed so blek.)
11) That Burberry cashmere scarf that I said was unnecessarily? Actually I can use it too. I'm sure I'll turn heads wearing it.
12) I want a sincere apology and something done damnit. I AM VERY PISSED. OK Turn back time or something. I AM VERY VERY ANGRY.

In fact I'm so angry I can't even cuss. Can you believe this? I can't even cuss.

…

A few weeks ago I was slashing dear old Peter for his hideously ugly long hair. Now forgive me but I DO NOT have a fetish for men with long hair. One of my ex-bfs had long hair and it was quite a relief when he finally cut it, even though I looked more mature and older than him after the hair cut, I was happy it was gone for good.

Long hair does not become a man. Oh for fuck's sake of course this is a sweeping statement and this is WHAT I FEEL I'm so sorry I only like nice guys with short hair… neat and clean, an OH MAN… NOT GREASY. For some reason that I can't dig up right now, seeing a man going around with hair that grows beyond the shoulders makes me cringe. Two words flash before me: GREASY, DIRTY.

So I always nag Pete to get away with it already.

'I cut for you lah… please cut it… its scary. Really scary. If you let it down your chest, and you walk around nekkid, you'll look like a hantu'

He's finally doing it. I tried this the other day, but he refused to let me cut his hair.

See I told the fella I'll cut it for free, but the bugger go tell me, 'You think what, if you want to cut for me, you'll have to gimme money for it you know! '

KNNB! People cut hair have to pay the stylist money, this fella ask the stylist to pay him to cut some more… wtf is this I ask you? The cheek! Obviously I didn't think two hoots about giving him money just so that I'd do him the favour.

Actually now that I think of it, cutting Pete's hair would be doing myself a favour, 'cos I think it's too blardy long. That fella took all of forty-two months to let it grow to that atrocious length, and in my entire life as a girl I've never did that sort of thing… I'm just too blardy lazy to take care of my hair and hence it's in the ever messy state you're used to seeing right now.

But it's finally going. Going going going. And it's going for a DAMN GOOD CAUSE. See lah, if I let my hair grew for forty two months I could have done the same thing too. Actually Uncle Peter did ask me to cut my hair too for the Hospice… but you see hoh, I also thought

'Peter, if I cut my hair, then who's going to help donate to make the pledge reach RM5000 or more?'

Also of course, I don't have the guts to go bald leh… but you know what I CAN DO SOMETHING. I can do cheerleading… I'm pretty good at cheer leading. GO GO GO! PETER! GO. Oi… actually it's more of a 'GO GO GO! GIVE MONEY TO THE HOSPICE! GO! GO! GO GO GO!'

What are you waiting for?

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