just minishorts.

I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very PISSED at somebody.

BECAUSE I think it is not very nice to throw too much of a tantrum (but I think the one I baling-ed just now was pretty much of tsunamic strength also)… I'm going to list down the things that I want.

1) I want to eat cake. Make it Chocolate Banana, from secret recipe. One slice will do. I'm not so demanding lah.
2) I want the entire set of the McDonalds Sanrio toy plushies. I know most of them sold out adi, but I'd like every one of them. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
3) I want a bottle of DKNY's Delicious EDP. For Her.
4) I want someone to help sponsor my next purchase of the SK II Facial Treatment Cleanser. It's finishing and I'm a bit tight on cash, so some kind of financial support is very very appreciated.
5) Oh I also want someone to sponsor my next car service. It's about time.
6) I want to go see Jackie Cheung in Snow Wolf Lake. I'd like A-class seat tickets please. Thank you.
7) I want a Digital Camcorder. Oh actually a digital slr camera would do fine too.
This one is not so expensive as (7). I don't mind someone buying a bottle of Bobby Brown's Shimmer Lip Gloss in Mimosa for me.
9) Right, maybe a trip to the spa for a relaxing Balinese massage will cool me down too.
10) Urm. OKAY, I want that car. The one you're selling. Don't sell it, give it to me. (This is absurd but HELLO I'm pissed so blek.)
11) That Burberry cashmere scarf that I said was unnecessarily? Actually I can use it too. I'm sure I'll turn heads wearing it.
12) I want a sincere apology and something done damnit. I AM VERY PISSED. OK Turn back time or something. I AM VERY VERY ANGRY.

In fact I'm so angry I can't even cuss. Can you believe this? I can't even cuss.

…

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.