Toilet Talk
Oct 10, 2005 in General
It’s a hostile takeover again! Aunty Minishorts is busy writing an animal story of some sorts for her nanonano thingy and so, she has entrusted her blog with a bunch of baloneys. Today's baloney - Vincent. Again.
Contrary to popular belief, and contrary to the title of my blog, I am actually a very happy person. It really isn't that easy to piss me off. It is easy to annoy me, as I am annoyed by stupid people (who happen to be everywhere) but not many people have the ability to make my blood boil. I have a very tolerant and selumbar attitude, which is why I wanna know whether it is normal not to get pissed offed or even mildly annoyed at the situation below.
You see, my housemate doesn't seem to like to use to flush after he takes a piss. This means that I usually walk into the toilet and see a yellow pool of microorganisms swimming about in the throne. I have known people to flip out and go crazy over such things, as my old housemates weren't even happy seeing a piece of unflushed toilet paper.
This guy happens to be on the other end of the spectrum. In an apparent bid to save water (and possibly a save few fishes in the ocean), he has elected to flush the toilet every 2 times he uses it. I don't really bother cause it doesn't stink. And also….this guy doesn't seem to like closing bathroom doors when he pisses. Kinda like a public toilet then. I walk past and can see the bloke standing over the throne whistling away, while hearing the magical sound of a waterfall hitting the water surface.
So yeah, public toilets aside (nobody wants to see piss in public toilets because you don't know how long it had been festering in there)….this is sort of a gauge of my normality. I know people say that I am not normal for playing with tampons and stuffs….but it's normal not to get pissed at a guy trying to save water, right? Right? Right?



