Toilet Talk
It’s a hostile takeover again! Aunty Minishorts is busy writing an animal story of some sorts for her nanonano thingy and so, she has entrusted her blog with a bunch of baloneys. Today's baloney - Vincent. Again.
Contrary to popular belief, and contrary to the title of my blog, I am actually a very happy person. It really isn't that easy to piss me off. It is easy to annoy me, as I am annoyed by stupid people (who happen to be everywhere) but not many people have the ability to make my blood boil. I have a very tolerant and selumbar attitude, which is why I wanna know whether it is normal not to get pissed offed or even mildly annoyed at the situation below.
You see, my housemate doesn't seem to like to use to flush after he takes a piss. This means that I usually walk into the toilet and see a yellow pool of microorganisms swimming about in the throne. I have known people to flip out and go crazy over such things, as my old housemates weren't even happy seeing a piece of unflushed toilet paper.
This guy happens to be on the other end of the spectrum. In an apparent bid to save water (and possibly a save few fishes in the ocean), he has elected to flush the toilet every 2 times he uses it. I don't really bother cause it doesn't stink. And also….this guy doesn't seem to like closing bathroom doors when he pisses. Kinda like a public toilet then. I walk past and can see the bloke standing over the throne whistling away, while hearing the magical sound of a waterfall hitting the water surface.
So yeah, public toilets aside (nobody wants to see piss in public toilets because you don't know how long it had been festering in there)….this is sort of a gauge of my normality. I know people say that I am not normal for playing with tampons and stuffs….but it's normal not to get pissed at a guy trying to save water, right? Right? Right?
October 10th, 2005 at 9:21 am
Yeah its normal not to get pissed at a guy trying to save water, but if they don’t flush after shitting, it’s way over the line.. I mean that’s not the thing you want to see floating around when you walk into the toilet isn’t it? XD
I don mind that too (the pee not the poo), just as long as it doesn’t smell. Just pour a little bit of water in there if you don’t want to waste water on flushing..
October 10th, 2005 at 9:23 am
lol.. isnt it fun to have such ‘weird’ housemates..
October 10th, 2005 at 9:57 am
there is a saying.. if it’s yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down!
October 10th, 2005 at 10:02 am
Could suggest he use a funnel or something.
October 10th, 2005 at 10:26 am
Now why doesn’t he close the door when he pisses. Either he’s very comfortable with you or he simply doesn’t care.
October 10th, 2005 at 10:43 am
You have yet to meet a housemate that requires a whole lot of target practice, and who has piss that can stink the entire 800sqf of your apartment.
When you’ve met one, come tell me. I’ll intorduce the bloke to a friend of mine cause I believe birds of a feather should piss together.
October 10th, 2005 at 11:27 am
rijac : are you suggesting us to flush down Mr. Brown?? XD
SaDdNesZ.jc : Maybe his gun is more of a shot gun than a riffle? Ahahahahaha XD.. I crack me self up sometimes… not funny meh? … ok lor….
October 10th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
it smells lah.. u bunch of fucking numb-nose freaks. if can’t afford to pay water bills hor, refill ur empty mineral water bottles.. leongchar for sale
October 10th, 2005 at 4:35 pm
If you think getting peeved at not flushing the toilet is abnormal or not closing the door while he’s at it, it ain’t.
I mean I don’t need to look at someone else’s fat cheeks while they are busy humming in front of the ceramic bowl, y’know. It’s just like walking into the toilets in China and see all those women pull down their pants IN FRONT OF YOU like there’s no tomorrow.
EWWWWWWWWWWW. I’m sure your bf likes the sight of pubes but I don’t! Especially if I know piss is going to be all over them in the next couple of minutes. ~_~
Word of advice to ANYONE out there: CLOSE. THE. DOOR.
October 10th, 2005 at 4:57 pm
i was at this cybercafe over the weekend, and i saw inside the toilet a peice of number 2 the size of a small whole papaya.. didn’t dare to flush it down coz i was scared it would block up the toilet.. man i’d hate to have that come out of my rear end… it had to have hurt..
October 10th, 2005 at 5:42 pm
Mei: If DOOR CANNOT CLOSE HOW? HOW?
October 10th, 2005 at 5:47 pm
mei : For your info…when guys piss rite…no need to take off their pants fully. Hence no butt cheeks involved. Haha.
October 10th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
Hmm..
I had a fit at a girlfriend who went to the loo when her period came and accidentally didn’t flush.
Not really a fit, more like “OMFG woman, I do not need to see that in the mornings.”
October 10th, 2005 at 7:49 pm
urine is sterile la vincent. mana ader microorganisma?
October 10th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
i remember reading somewhere something like this
if it’s yellow
let it mellow
if it’s brown
flush it down
must be your housemate’s principle in toilet habits
October 10th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
oi. sweelin.. copyright… LOL…
October 10th, 2005 at 10:57 pm
Now comes the voice of many strange experiences.
I had female flatmate, let’s call her MAD COW, as it was one of her nicknames! I’m not sure how she used to do it, but after she’d go have a pee, she’d somehow get it all over the toilet seat!
Like, I’ve met guy slike that (bloody animals) and everything, but a GIRL PEEING ON THE SEAT???? HOW THE FRIG DOES THAT HAPPEN!!!!!!
My brother pees into a bottle to save water! (Yeah, we get water restrictions in Perth). In winter I often don’t flush after peeing (only done that in Perth. Sydney I always flush! We used to have water back there!) Anyway, it’s only because of water restrictions. Summer I always flush otherwise it would smell (I presume).
I also used to work some places where some of the guys would pee all over the seats! Hate that!!!!! You’d go to the toilet, and you’d want to sit down … and the friggin’ thing is soaked with piss!!!!! You’d wonder what there mother would do to them if she caught them! Tie their peepee’s in a knot I suspect!!!!!
Anyway, it’s good to be in places with flushing toilets. Outback Aussie (like when I went on a Geology trip for two weeks), they’d just dig a hole and stuff (called a long drop) and stick a little tent up around it and there’d be no water - except what you brought to drink - so you’d have to use the long drop - and it’s like 40 degrees celcius and there are large horse flies (so large, they’d fly off with a sheep between them! BIG FLIES!!!!) Now that’s really bad! Some of the tourist spots in the middle of nowhere might have toilets like that too … no water, so you need to use a long drop or something (only they’d have built some wooden structure around those … a bit more advanced than a tent!) Those ones always attracted large spiders and stuff!
Anyway, if it bothers you (which it only seems to slightly do) maybe you can talk to your flatmate. Convince him you can afford the water bill. (And if he continues, pee in his bed … while he’s sleeping in it!)
[Wooops, that was evil of me to say! hee hee!]
October 10th, 2005 at 11:13 pm
Erm, normal urine is actually sterile, so there’s actually no microorganism. but it sure stinks.
October 11th, 2005 at 2:10 am
what’s long drop?
October 11th, 2005 at 6:04 am
Wait….so all you guys telling me that there is no bacteria in a pool of urine? Not even after it has been festering there for ages?
October 11th, 2005 at 8:56 am
hahahahaha!! sei lou orr liu mm zhong sui!!
next time u throw your used tampon infront of his bedroom and sing ‘It wasn’t me - by Shaggy’.
October 11th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
Quoted from Wikipedia:
“Although urine is commonly believed to be ‘dirty’ this is not actually the case. In cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI) the urine will contain bacteria, but otherwise urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless when it leaves the body. However, after that, bacteria that contaminate the urine will convert chemicals in the urine into smelling chemicals that are responsible for the distinctive odor of stale urine; in particular, ammonia is produced from urea.”
-from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine
So, my mistake. It is sterile when it comes out of the urethra, but once it’s out bacteria can grow in it, and that’s why it stinks.
October 11th, 2005 at 6:24 pm
oh yeah. exposure to air. that happens to sweat and body odour too. sorry. my bad.
October 11th, 2005 at 8:24 pm
hello (your name is hello? WHAT?)
To explain again - they dig a BIG HOLE in order to use as a toilet … it’s usually a deep hole. very deep! Call it a ‘long drop’ for obvious reasons. (Us Aussies aren’t very inventive with names).
Sometimes they stick a tent around it (like they did on my two week Geology trip to the Warrumbungles) other times it’s a bit more permantent and they stick wooden construction around it.
After you’re finished, you just fill the hole in.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
hahaha… my cousin who i used to stay with was exactly like this. but at least he flushes.