just minishorts.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

I think you like reading my site eh, that's why you visit me so often.

You might have been commenting here too, well thank you very much.

BTW, if you didn't realize already, beyond all these verbal cauldron of mumbo-jumbo, there's actually a catch to my site. You see, my site is actually a MAGICAL mirror you know. I mean, you don't realize it, its hilarious I don't see how come you don't realize it.

But the fact is, you're staring at YOURSELF every time you stumble inside here, and everytime you choose to say something in my site, WHY thank you very much, there's just another mark of mascara up your lashes.

Except you know what they say, 'Too much of a good thing isn't a good thing at all.'

In simple terms, I say you think your piece regarding the issues in my life are worthy stuff, but fact is you really have no idea at all. Your words are reflective of shallow reading, a lack of intellect and lack of control before you even hit the 'submit comment' key. What a shame. And i thought you people were smarter.

So the point is this.

I'm going to repeat the blardy redundant topic which I said just a few hours ago in this silly post of mine, which was, coincidentally, sort of a conversation that I have within my head, which I was hoping, out of concern and care, for friends and people in the blogosphere who mean things to me, MORE THAN any of those of you who didn't think before you said your two sen there. I'm going to say it first.

It is pointless to talk about readers NOT READING THE POSTS CAREFULLY because at the end of it, you're a laughing stock, at your very own expense.

See I've also written that shit down a piece of scrap paper, and I'm going to burn it now, mix it with water, and swallow it, in an old fashioned attempt to eat my own words.

I'm eating my own words because you have cleverly ignored the fact that you have to get the REAL gist of what I say, not blardy jump to your conclusions about my ideas and come up with telur-telur rosak yang separuh masak for the heck of showing that you're blardy hell more civic-minded than femes people who have no regard for less-abled beings. Uncle, don't tell me you so good never did an entire mistake in your life before. Auntie, don't tell me that walking right up to a bitch and calling her a bitch makes you less of a bitch. Friend, don't tell me you never got infuriated by that idiot who cut the queue and called him an ass of a motherfucker before.

You probably have done things LIKE that before and I say, we are ALL guilty as charged, darlings. There is no place for all of us in heaven, boo hoo hoo what a sad day it is for all of us.

(Oh did I offend you there? My blog, my bad, ok I will eat that back, ok you didn't see that properly.)

Why welcome to my world, I'm sorry I can EAT my words if I want to, and I blardy hell contradict myself all the time and my dears, you can do nothing and nada about it because like I said, this is not exactly a blog, you know. It is a magic mirror, and every day, you stare at reflections of your frigging selves every time you enjoy the stuff that is emitted from here.

So there. Comments are closed over there, and if you want to say something, do yourselves a favour eh, READ THAT POST PROPERLY… because hell, as much as I am eating my own words, you guys are just making yourselves look HORRIBLY fugly for the heck of not even reading carefully.

So this: guilty, guity, guilty as charged. Did you have fun?

Welcome to this wonderful Animal Circus. I'm but a juggling jester, there're the unassuming trapeze flyers, but the audience's a bunch of lunatic clowns. YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL STARS.

Now give a hand to your fugly selves.

Add On: Since I'm at it, this is an issue past but I think its safe for me to say this now. You know the beautiful part about me me and me, because I am the CREATOR, and I am also the self-declared MANAGING EDITOR AND DIRECTOR of minishorts.net, that pretty much gives me the right to say anything I freaking want in my site. One of this days, if I manage to acquire a cultured, and polished New York-campured accent, I'll probably do a complete recording of this post with all the necessarily anglicized Malay phrases, and it will definitely be a hoot to read eh. And yeah, I need to get that professional side shot first. Lemme try eh.

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