New Asian Bond girl
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Hi, it’s me Viewtru again, the Social Commentary guy. FireAngel is currently not available because she is having some secret negotiations. It is top secret stuff that only a few people on earth are allowed to know. If I tell you, I will have to kill you. FireAngel is currently negotiating to become the next Bond girl. Hey, I'm only joking…I don't have to kill you.
FireAngel? A Bond girl?
Shocker, huh?
Well, not really. She always had the notion that she wanted to be the next Bond girl. Those of you who saw the famous ‘Klingon camera pic’ on June 27 will know what I mean.
(For those of you who did not see that famous pic and don’t know what I am talking about, never mind. It’s not important. Heheheh!)
Shit, I am losing focus here.
Back to the James Bond topic. The producers are getting ready for the new movie starring the new Bond actor Daniel Craig. Frankly, he doesn’t look like much, but that’s not the point.
The new Bond girl….now, that’s something else.
So dudes and dudettes, allow me to introduce the all-new Bond girl!
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Jeng…jeng…jeng…
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Yeah, FireAngel is gonna make a new Bond movie!
The next one has already been scheduled to be called ‘Casino Royale’. FireAngel didn’t agree with the title. She wanted to call it ‘Cussing you Royally’. The wimpy producers were horrified at the idea. But they agreed to negotiate on it.
Oh, they have also agreed to write a totally new kickass script for her.
She’ll come into the movie and say, “My name is Angel…FireAngel.”
In the new movie, she gets to be the heroine who nails the villain’s ass to the wall and thus save our pathetic world from being blown up to bits in a thermonuclear meltdown. Phew! Be eternally grateful for that, you miserable pieces of shit.
What about James Bond? Well, his new role is to be the sidekick. His job is to look cute while he hands her the gun. He also gets to order pizza for her. With extra onions on top.
Is there a sex scene? You bet. They are writing a steamy carpet munching scene for the new James Bond. Oh, get this; his contract says that he is not allowed to spit out any hairs. Who will he be eating? Guess mah…nabei…you think I’m allowed to tell you meh?
Hold on. This news just came in. The movie already has a new title!
Guess what it is.
“The World Is Not In Buff”?
No!
“Tomorrow Never Dries”?
No!
“Fry Another Day”?
No!
“The Spy who love wantan mee”?
Not even close!
Okay…those of you who guessed it correctly will get a big hug from FireAngel. Now go earn your hug!
October 20th, 2005 at 9:57 am
NIAMA FULATT VIEWTRU!! OMFGLOLROSTOMACHPAIN.
Photoshopping standard ada jatuh sikit wei. whole body blue tiba tiba face skin colour abit like .. huh?
October 20th, 2005 at 9:58 am
October 20th, 2005 at 10:09 am
FA: Rush job, leh! I did your post and I had to do a posting in my own blog this morning as well! But I got some free time this afternoon. So, you want me to replace it with a bikini pic? And also holding a gun?
October 20th, 2005 at 10:14 am
minishorts: Couldn’t log into your flickr site. So I’m using my own account in Photobucket to host. No problem coz it’s only a small file size(13K) only. I still have plenty of unused bandwidth.
October 20th, 2005 at 10:34 am
Woohoo!!! Saucy bond girl….
Thanks for the writeup… Be sure to be looking out for … wat?? Casino Royale??
Keep us updated!!!!!
*good one…. hahahahaa!!!*:lol:
October 20th, 2005 at 10:41 am
It will be James Bond : Angel on fire
Now where’s my hug?
October 20th, 2005 at 10:52 am
FUIYO sexynyaaaaa
October 20th, 2005 at 10:54 am
It will be: Bond, WHO? Move aside and let the lady through
October 20th, 2005 at 11:18 am
OMG, that’s a great pic with a hot pose.
And the answer is Casino Royale. Now where’s that hug…
October 20th, 2005 at 11:31 am
Crap, if Sean Connery sees this, he will lose his accent on the spot.
October 20th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
SEXY SIAL!
October 20th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
New Title: Angels Burnt By Dancing Fire.
Now can I get my hug?
October 20th, 2005 at 12:46 pm
minishorts: I posted this before I knew of Datin Endon’s passing. After that I blogged my condolences in my blog. It’s good that you have edited the top portion of this entry. Thanks.
October 20th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
the new title will be Bondtan Meen!!oneonesatusatuyatyatichiichi
October 20th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
is FA actually THAT tall? …… :mrgreen::mrgreen:
October 20th, 2005 at 1:55 pm
The new FA bond title is…
1. A View To An Angel
2. Licence To Drink
3. GoldenAngel
4. FireAngels Are Forever
5. From FA With Love
6. Die and Die Again (from Live and Let Die)
7. Firefinger
8. You Only Live Once
9. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
my fav is …. A View To An Angel …bless. Cheers!
October 20th, 2005 at 3:09 pm
How about bikini and holding a glass of Vodka?
October 20th, 2005 at 3:14 pm
that photo looks DAMN WEIRD lah…
October 20th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
i still like Pussy Galore
October 20th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
“vodka ribenas are forever”
October 20th, 2005 at 3:55 pm
FCK YOU EYERIS I’M PROUD OF BEING A MIDGET OHKAYYYYY!
October 20th, 2005 at 4:41 pm
Fireangel : James Bond stand aside, the midget has arrived.
October 20th, 2005 at 5:55 pm
“that photo looks DAMN WEIRD lah” i agree.
The new title is..
“Ribena Vodka, Goncang not stirred.”
October 20th, 2005 at 7:12 pm
Hmmm, guess the title win a hug. (Old Bond titles in brackets)
My guesses:
1/ Dr. No. Yes! yes! yes! OH, YEEEES! (Dr No)
2/ Casino my @$$ let’s go play pool! (Casino Royale)
3/ From Malaysia with SPUNK! (From Russia with Love)
4/ Give’emTheFinger (GoldFinger)
5/ ThunderCuss (Thunderball)
6/ You Only Live Once and die being cussed at! (You only live twice)
7/ On FireAngels Secret Perverts (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)
8/ Forget the Diamonds, pass me the VODKA!!! (Diamonds are forever)
9/ Die, Die, DIE YOU M****F***!!! (Live and let die)
10/ The Man With the Golden Tongue (The Man With the Golden Gun)
11/ The Spy Who Loved Durian (The Spy Who Loved Me)
12/ MoneyRaker (Moonraker)
13/ Put your pants back on, nobody wants to see THAT! (For Your Eyes Only)
14/ FIREPUSSY! (Octopussy) [Hmmm, sounds like VD involved!]
15/ A Spew and a Thrill. (A View To A Kill) [Ooo, too much vodka!]
16/ What the F*** is Daylight? (The Living Daylights)
17/ License to Thrill (License to Kill) [Okay, that one was used on the Simpsons … other one might be RibenaVodka to Kill … hmmm, not as funny!)
18/ Ribena Pie! (GoldenEye)
19/ MORE RIBENA PIES!!! (Tomorrow Never Dies)
20/ Vodkas Not Enough! (The World is Not Enough)
21/ Dine another Day (Die Another Day)
22/ Never say F********!!!!! Again! (Never Say Never Again)
Those are my guesses for now.
Now, where is my HUG?????
October 20th, 2005 at 9:42 pm
FireAngel: Driving Me Crazy.
October 20th, 2005 at 11:19 pm
:lol:haha Dabido u damn funny.Like 11/ The Spy Who Loved Durian (The Spy Who Loved Me) & 21/ Dine another Day (Die Another Day)
FA really cun :shock:::oops:
October 20th, 2005 at 11:25 pm
93~94: Terima Kasih! Much appreciated.
I wonder if I shoul dhave made 11/ The Spy who loved the smell of durian! lol
October 21st, 2005 at 4:18 am
My guess of the movie title are:
1. phantom of the vodka (phantom of the opera)
2. ouch ouch nabei (kuch kuch kottai)
3. ho lu si (deep blue sea)—> (in hokkien means let u die,will be 18SG rated movie,i suppose la)
Cheers….
p/s:if let me know if i guess correctly,lolzz….
October 21st, 2005 at 9:06 am
Guys, I am experiencing a sudden memory lapse and so I can’t remember the answer. Nemind. FireAngel has the answer. Actually, the correct answer will depend on who she wants to hug! So, go on, look cute already!
October 21st, 2005 at 10:13 am
Dammit viewtru!! should told us earlier so I would post my cutest pic ever than just bust my brain out thinking the titles.. XD
October 21st, 2005 at 5:08 pm
I’ll rub extra durian on myself to attract her.
Have to get the smell of Acqua Di Gio off myself or else she won’t want to hug me!
To look cute, I’ll get dressed up in a puppy outfit.
October 21st, 2005 at 9:53 pm
PLAY WITH ANGEL, DIE BY FIRE
ahahahha..
HOT NYA firenagel youuuu =P