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	<title>Comments on: My Alien Abduction Experience</title>
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	<description>this time, we're keeping it simple.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dabido (Teflon)</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2005/10/22/my-alien-abduction-experience/#comment-10525</link>
		<dc:creator>Dabido (Teflon)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did they also ask for four candles, when they mean Fork 'andles ?  You know, Handles for forks!  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did they also ask for four candles, when they mean Fork &#8216;andles ?  You know, Handles for forks!  <img src='http://www.minishorts.net/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: mob1900</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2005/10/22/my-alien-abduction-experience/#comment-10492</link>
		<dc:creator>mob1900</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 16:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Butt-pluuuuuuuuugggggggggg!
Butt-pluuuuuuuuugggggggggg!
Butt-pluuuuuuuuugggggggggg!

a funny prank a radio station played awhile back, the radio DJ just asks for Butt-plugs throughtout the whole telephone conversation to a Hardware store. The attendant was mystified. hilarious shit.</description>
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Butt-pluuuuuuuuugggggggggg!<br />
Butt-pluuuuuuuuugggggggggg!</p>
<p>a funny prank a radio station played awhile back, the radio DJ just asks for Butt-plugs throughtout the whole telephone conversation to a Hardware store. The attendant was mystified. hilarious shit.</p>
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		<title>By: Dabido (Teflon)</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2005/10/22/my-alien-abduction-experience/#comment-10460</link>
		<dc:creator>Dabido (Teflon)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Viewtru - Ah, that explains the constipation!  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Viewtru - Ah, that explains the constipation!  <img src='http://www.minishorts.net/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: viewtru</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2005/10/22/my-alien-abduction-experience/#comment-10458</link>
		<dc:creator>viewtru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did they perform any ultrasonic anal probes on you? Remember to take out any buttplugs left behind by a careless alien.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did they perform any ultrasonic anal probes on you? Remember to take out any buttplugs left behind by a careless alien.</p>
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		<title>By: Dabido (Teflon)</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2005/10/22/my-alien-abduction-experience/#comment-10457</link>
		<dc:creator>Dabido (Teflon)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vincent - Thanks Terimam Kasih Doumo Arigato Xie Xie for the nice intro.

The Other Kenny - Yep.  I agree.

Dreamer Idiot - Thanks.  I thought it was subconscious humour ... but self conscious will have to do!  :-)

Frostier - What what?  Which 'what' do you mean?

Ryuu - Terima Kasih

Swifty - That is another tale I will tell at a later date.

93-94 - You'll have to wait for the next tale!  Bwahahaahaaa!
(Though,I wonder what you think I wet?)  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vincent - Thanks Terimam Kasih Doumo Arigato Xie Xie for the nice intro.</p>
<p>The Other Kenny - Yep.  I agree.</p>
<p>Dreamer Idiot - Thanks.  I thought it was subconscious humour &#8230; but self conscious will have to do!  <img src='http://www.minishorts.net/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Frostier - What what?  Which &#8216;what&#8217; do you mean?</p>
<p>Ryuu - Terima Kasih</p>
<p>Swifty - That is another tale I will tell at a later date.</p>
<p>93-94 - You&#8217;ll have to wait for the next tale!  Bwahahaahaaa!<br />
(Though,I wonder what you think I wet?)  <img src='http://www.minishorts.net/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: 93~94</title>
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		<dc:creator>93~94</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you wet ??:mrgreen:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you wet ??:mrgreen:</p>
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		<title>By: Eliar Swiftfire</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2005/10/22/my-alien-abduction-experience/#comment-10454</link>
		<dc:creator>Eliar Swiftfire</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did they... 'probe' you hard?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did they&#8230; &#8216;probe&#8217; you hard?</p>
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		<title>By: ryuu</title>
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		<dc:creator>ryuu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>woot!</description>
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		<title>By: frostier</title>
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		<dc:creator>frostier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*smack on forehead. 
What?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*smack on forehead.<br />
What?</p>
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		<title>By: dreamer idiot</title>
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		<dc:creator>dreamer idiot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Light, mild humour today...just like my quiet little brunch, light toasts thinly spreaded, with a rather cool latte on the side - just (l)ight on a rather cool late saturday morning. 

Maybe I would go for something spicier this afternoon, but oh well, it's still nice to start off on a quiet note...

Dabido, nice self-conscious humour. :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Light, mild humour today&#8230;just like my quiet little brunch, light toasts thinly spreaded, with a rather cool latte on the side - just (l)ight on a rather cool late saturday morning. </p>
<p>Maybe I would go for something spicier this afternoon, but oh well, it&#8217;s still nice to start off on a quiet note&#8230;</p>
<p>Dabido, nice self-conscious humour. <img src='http://www.minishorts.net/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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