When there’s nothing to say
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Oh. My. God. It’s me again. Yeah well, sorry for living and taking up YOUR breathing space and all that.
Firstly, a big, big thank you to Mr. (It’s a he right?) Viewtru for saving (and pimping) my butt last week. I got caught up with some badass secret service assignment and don’t ask me what it is because if I told you I might have to kill you, and really, being dead is really not that fun. So stay alive and keep it real, hommies.
Secondly, I have been sick. For 2 freaking weeks. Yeah I can’t believe it either. Underneath this cold, hard, bitchy, exterior I’m only human, probably with lower immunity levels than most. It bloody sucks being sick. Grounded myself for about 2 weeks. No alcohol, No partying. No nothing. I haven’t seen any of my friends since. I wonder if they remembered how I look like, or even who I am.
I didn’t know what to say today, plus I’m like still neck deep in work. Mini (first name basis now hahahha) asked me to post my favourite “fanboi” mail. But I can’t post any favourite “fanboi” mail because the only emails I’ve received on aphroditus(at)gmail(dot)com were the ones from robots who thought I was depressed and suicidal, wondered if my last “PIMP ME OUT” post was FOR REAL? !? And if it was, told me I should REALLY get a life, proceeded to ask me if I wanted my penis enlarged, then recommended me some TOP NOTCH LADIES 100% GURANTEED to make my night OH SO MUCH BETTER PLUS EXTRA SERVICES if I was fed up of being lonely tonight and if I wanted to buy some herbal supplement to spice up my love life.
WHAT LOVE LIFE?! ?! ?! In fact…… WHAT LIFE?! ?! ??
No pictures of me today. I’m a little sick of looking at my frightfully average looking face flying around the internet, I’m sure you are too. So no pictures today. Rejoice, rejoice.
And for the last time, NO. I did NOT make that “fansite” up myself. I don’t have the time, the passion, the dedication NOR the intelligence to come up with a beautiful thing like that all by myself. Besides when will you jokers ever get that IT WAS ALL FOR LAUGHS. Yes. Yes. That was my 15 minutes of fame. Yes. Yes. It’s all over now. So laugh and then get ON with your lives already godDAMNIT.
So. It’s Thursday. Thursday is just 2 days away from Saturday. Which is a good thing because I love Saturdays after 1pm. Let’s all go drinking. Where will you be partying in the next few nights? Tell me, tell me and let me gate crash or something. So what if I’m sick. Alcohol kills EVERYDAMNTHING. And you know what? I think it was from the LACK of alcohol which made me sick CAN!!
Wow. For someone who wasn’t sure what to write, I sure wrote plenty about nothing at all.
Have yourselves a good weekend. You know my email – aphroditus(at)gmail(dot)com. Find me a nice date already!
And oh, by the way.
This picture was shamelessly flicked off from Suanie's
So I lied. So bite me.
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October 27, 2005 at 10:08 am
eh, if u were grounded for 2 weeks with no alcohol, how come i see you drinking beer with Suanie during the 1-Utama Oktoberfest?
hmm nvm, i think my mind playing tricks with me again. blek.
October 27, 2005 at 10:12 am
Since you said you don’t have a love life, I wanna know where that middle finger has been!
October 27, 2005 at 10:18 am
i like Ikea too.
October 27, 2005 at 10:27 am
WTF WTF TOTORO YOU STALKER WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY HI?! ?!
Oh yeah hor. *shy* I did go for Oktoberfest, but I completely forGOT about it. And it was because of Oktobberfest I got completely SICK this week.
October 27, 2005 at 10:56 am
argh viewtru, don’t be putting that mental image for us!
October 27, 2005 at 11:03 am
i second ky. my goodness… gross…
October 27, 2005 at 11:13 am
hmm.. middle finger has been notty!! LOL..:wink:
there goes oktober fest.. here comes halloween.. trick or treats?
October 27, 2005 at 11:17 am
I miss alcohol, haven’t been drinking for so long scince I don’t have a single drinking buddy at all.. -__-
the middle went into her….. nose!!!:razz:
October 27, 2005 at 11:58 am
Classic FA post…. fast, loud n with spunk at the end. Three cheers then!
October 27, 2005 at 12:01 pm
I can bite you anywhere?
October 27, 2005 at 12:04 pm
Whoa. Flawless digital gesture execution. All fingers perfectly aligned and in position. Extra points for taking picture lying on bed for that extra want-me-but-can’t-have-me rebel feel. 10!
October 27, 2005 at 12:31 pm
whoo. nanowrimo. that’s a lovely middle finger.
October 27, 2005 at 1:04 pm
OMFG viewtru….
that send spasms up my brain.
October 27, 2005 at 1:23 pm
viewtru, say summore that finger is going up your a**! bwahahaha!:twisted:
October 27, 2005 at 1:55 pm
hmm. girl, bed, finger, soft lighting. From a lesbian’s point of view, that’s extremely appealing.
October 27, 2005 at 1:56 pm
oooh yeahhhhh viewthru
October 27, 2005 at 2:30 pm
HAhaha, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? I FORGOT ALREADY
October 27, 2005 at 2:52 pm
for the past year i’ve entered KY’s room, it’s been then SAME bed sheet. did it smell funny, woman? rotflol
October 27, 2005 at 4:05 pm
I CLEAN IT OFTEN LA KIM, professional laundry service at ss2 ok. CIPET. hehe
October 27, 2005 at 4:52 pm
huh? u were that one FA ah? how come look so young 1?
viewtru.. where it been leh? why middle finger? Why don’t use carrot instead?
October 27, 2005 at 6:52 pm
wah, nice picture ..
October 27, 2005 at 8:08 pm
this reminds me of the Vulcan greeting…”Live long and prosper”
I wonder what your’s mean:?:
October 27, 2005 at 11:45 pm
ky only has one bedsheet ky only has one bedsheet ky only has one bedsheet ky only has one bedsheet ky only has one bedsheet ky only has one bedsheet
October 28, 2005 at 1:54 am
I tawt I was Ur favourite Fanboi! Waaaah!
I better actually try or something! Then again, who cares! lol Easier not to try!
October 28, 2005 at 8:23 am
you know you should be careful what you ask for. you might just get it. i’m sure that somewhere there is long que of perverts standing in line waiting to grant you your last request…
October 28, 2005 at 4:24 pm
hahaha you are funny Fire Angel. I like you. Cheers!
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