YEAY MEME!

Thursday, November 10th, 2005 @ 9:43 am | General

Phew. Just when I thought I don't have a single damn thing to write about, a certain Mr. Lim comes along and saves the day. Thank you thank you thank you thank you and too bad for you. Bwahaha.

So, without further ado…

1) If given a choice to decide your birth, where would you choose?
Hospital lah duh. Sanitary what. And the mortality rate of being assisted by a doctor during birth is like, the damn low.

2) If given a choice to meet your 1st friend who will be with you for a lifetime, where will it be?
Can it be a fictional character? Yes it CAN. Because *I* am doing this meme and *I* can make it any damn person *I* want it to be. Spiderman. But it has to be Tobey Maguire (sp?) as Peter Parker. Just because Spiderman is like, so cool. And like, so strong. And Tobey Maguire is the type of geek who is like, so hot. I would so like, enjoy being hated by a LOT of women, and then Peter and me… we would like, laugh about it over hot chocolate and marshmallows by the fire place. Muahahahaha. I would so like, rock.

3) If there's a flight accident & you end up lost somewhere, at the end of the day where do you hope you are at?
Not lost, thanks.

4) Where do you hope you met your 1st love?
Where? Fucking hell. I would spend more time thinking about the WHO bit CAN! Who CARES about the where bit first man?

5) Where would you want to have your wedding?
It’s hard to think about where when I don’t even have a WHO to be wedded to. Tiu. “Where” to have a wedding is the LEAST of my concerns now. If I like say, meet Mr Right tomorrow, I can get married in my own backyard JUST *snaps fingers* like that. And besides, I’m still a bit too damn young to think about all this marriage business SHEEESH. WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SHITTY MEME??? Some deluded 15 year old chick who spends her whole time dreaming love and marriage?!?!?! An advice? GET A LIFE. START DRINKING.

6) Where do you hope to enjoy life when you retire?
Some quiet, FRIENDLY English village, with 4 seasons in a year and pretty flower fields that go on forever. These are signs that I have been watching too much movies from Hallmark. I need to be warded.

7) Everyone will die sooner or later. So given a choice to decide your deathplace, where will you choose?
CHOI. WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED QUESTION IS THIS? I DO NOT ENJOY THINKING ABOUT DEATH. So the 15 year old kid just got dumped by her first love and not feeling so deluded anymore, is it?

/end

Dude, these questions are seriously HARD. Damn you for making me rack my brains at this ungodly time of the working day… and I don’t even have my vodka Ribena with me. Sheesh.

Oh yeah. Obligatory picture. Don't have any new one So I'm nicking this from KY. Loving the tshirt….. except the "We" should be an "I", and the "hour" should be "hours.

Alcohol is my god

Please get me one of those. Preferably one with correct grammar. Cheers.

Want to throw cyber pies at me? aphroditus(at)gmail.com

Damnit Mini, this is getting too hard. I quit!!

12 Responses to “YEAY MEME!”

  1. The other kenny Says:

    errrkk!! Meme… i’m sure you can do better than that… >_

  2. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    I was born in a baggage room. Says a lot about how much respect my mother gets! lol

    2) If given a choice to meet your 1st friend who will be with you for a lifetime, where will it be

    Says WHERE not WHO!!!! lol Unless you mean you will meet them while you are on top of Toby McGuire! lol

    3) If there’s a flight accident & you end up lost somewhere, at the end of the day where do you hope you are at?

    How would you know where you were anyway????
    [sarcasm mode]
    I’m lost … good thing the plane crashed in Times Square New York City … but where am I???
    I must be lost!!!
    [end sarcasm mode]

    4) Where do you hope you met your 1st love?
    You already answered WHO with Toby McGuire!!!

    5) Where would you want to have your wedding? From your answer i take it a brewery or distillery might be the most apt place. Phone Smirnoff and organise Ribena delivery NOW! (And I was married by your age … wasn’t too young, just married the DAMN WRONG BIATCH!!!) :-)

    7) Everyone will die sooner or later. So given a choice to decide your deathplace, where will you choose?
    There is no proof that everyone will die sooner or later - they are constantly working on ways to avoid it (and man, will we all need really good superannuation if that happens … work till 65 and then need enough money to live for eternity!!! Darn it!!!)
    I want to go same way as Atilla the Hun … heart attack in bed from too much SEX!!! ;-)

  3. Kurt Says:

    I WAS BORN??

  4. ahlian Says:

    7) Everyone will die sooner or later. So given a choice to decide your deathplace, where will you choose?

    i’d rather die at once than killing me softly………aaaaaaaahh!!!!!

  5. The other kenny Says:

    I think that ‘we’ are reffered to your twins, if you know what I mean.. :grin:

  6. KY Says:

    why when u said my name u never link to my site heh FA?? i’m a blogwhore pls link to me. :P

  7. kimberlycun Says:

    Happy Hour is STILL called Happy Hour even if it’s longer than an HOUR dumbass :P

    Happy Hours is so so wrong.

  8. 93~94 Says:

    If born in airplane during flight,life time free travel wor..

  9. bsjj Says:

    really? me wants to be born on airplane!!

  10. pokca Says:

    bsjj: Sorry to disapoint you, it’s just an urban legend.

  11. twe Says:

    constructive criticism: I used to like reading your blog, now it kind of sucks.

    1) namby pamby directionless guest blogging.
    2) rambling, rambling posts when you do write.
    3) seems like this blog exists solely to exist. (just having posts up for the sake of having posts up).
    4) just plain disappointed since you’re supposed to be an editor. (is that like a coach? where you don’t have to be good yourself, you just tell other people what to do.)

    kthxbai.

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