Well. A very helpful guy once told his female friend, who was infatuated with another fella, that she shouldn't be wasting her time doing so much guessing work as to whether 'those signs' are real.

What emerged was a pretty intriguing conversation between the female friend and the helpful guy.

Helpful guy: Obviously, he keeps on coming back for you. He's doing so many nice things for you.
Female friend: Well, he's nice to me yes, and no guy's ever so nice to me, ever. I mean, I was stranded in Klang and he was in good old Cheras, at 2 am in the morning, and he comes all the way to pick me up.
Helpful guy: Exactly, and those chocolates? A present for you to make you feel better? Sure it's something special.
Female friend: Yea, and the CD. I didn't even know he knew that I was looking around for it. He ordered it from the States, you know?
Helpful guy: Well, you better do something about it, I mean, you ask him to stop being so nice to you lah because it's causing an eyesore to the public, unless you like him. And then, four months adi it's been like this. Damn eyesore you know. Other people want to go after you also don't dare.
Female friend: Is it that obvious that I like him?
Helpful guy: Duh, anyway I don't blame you lah. If I'm a girl I might fall for these tricks also. Look. You have to stop pondering what if, so much. Your man's smart, but he's a little dim-witted in these things. Sometimes the girl has to push the guy. Besides, he'll enjoy the attention.
Female friend: What do I do to push the guy?
Helpful guy: Tell him you love him.
Female friend: Eh. Cannot. That will make me look cheap.
Helpful guy: Girl, you have to take the initiative. We're not living in the Victorian Age anymore. And guys are dim-witted, remember!

OK. NOW YOU SAW THAT LAH. THAT FELLA GO AND SWEEPINGLY SAY THAT GUYS ARE DIM-WITTED, which I personally feel is an overgeneralization. Look, I don' think guys are dim-witted per se, although I'll admit that some of them are dim-witted (just like SOME girls are blur yay).

But in these sort of things, personally, I WILL SCREW WHOEVER WHO THINKS HE'S BEING A DAMN HELPFUL FELLA by telling the girl to 'tell him you love him'. That is the most chee-bye nonsense I have ever, ever seen. OK lah, she can push the guy, help him a little, drop hints, allow him to know that she is aware that he likes her, but call the guy to tell him, 'Hi, I love you?'

What sort of nonsense is this? THAT IS THE ONE THING YOU CANNOT EVER DO, until you know for certain that you already have the fella (that is, you're already IN a relationship). You know lah, how egocentric most men are, they will always blow situations out of proportion. For instance, my best friend once told a guy, 'I think I have feelings for you lah… more than normal feelings.'

See, you see that line, does it LOOK like I said, 'I love you'?

'I think I have feelings for you' is not equivalent to 'I love you', you stupid ass.

But you know what happened? The cheebye fucker went around telling everyone that she wanted to court him. Like damn wanted like that. Of course lah in the end he became a standing joke in our circle of gossipy friends.

Dim-witted men? MY ASS. EGO-MANIACS more like it. I can have feelings for HELLO KITTY also lah… what the fuck. I can even tell you straight to the face here, here, here that I have a crush on Viewtru('s blog). Does it mean the same as me going up to Viewtru and saying 'I LOVE YOU'?

NO RIGHT?

SO there. Dim-wits. Nabeh. I didn't called you guys dim-witted no-nuts. A GUY SAID THAT ABOUT GUYS: 'GUYS ARE DIM-WITTED, REMEMBER.'

And I say this, no dim-witted guy should EVER deserve a girlfriend. You want to get fucked? Go find some wits first. Having no brains is no excuse for having no balls. You're MAN for fuck's sake, you want a girl, YOU TELL HER YOU LIKE HER, don't make her go around for four fucking months, and then when she gets some lame advice from another male friend, and goes up to your face to tell you, 'I love you', you give her the deserved respect, and NOT go around blowing your own trumpet about how SHE was the one who courted you.