just minishorts.

Hi, this is viewtru, the Social Commentary guy.

I am in the midst of planning for my end-of-year vacation.

I work hard all year and the least that I could do for myself is to go away to someplace decent to forget about the clowns and retards with whom I rub shoulders with everyday. Someplace that does not remind me of work. Someplace where I can see lots of bikinis. And maybe one or two without bikinis.

But now that MAS is increasing their prices on some air routes, life may just not be worth living anymore. The fact that they have run up a huge financial loss is no reason to jack up the airfares.

Where is the rationale in giving out perks and gratuity payments in June(blogged in Dick Tomatoski article) and then conducting a Voluntary Separation Scheme in November? I can’t help but wonder if the planning of MAS has gone downhill. Maybe I ought to stop wondering at an established fact, but I like MAS.

Whenever I fly with the airline, I would choose an aisle seat and the best scenery would always be the sight of a MAS stewardess walking up and down the aisle, giving my raging hormones a decent workout. When you get a heady feeling like that one mile high up in the air, you know that you are on holiday!

Flying with other airlines just don’t leave me with the same kind of feeling. Despite the amount of shit that the national airline get from other flyers, I have NEVER had a bad experience with MAS. It has always been good. My luck, huh?

Oh, I’ve flown with Air Asia and I always come away with the feeling that I’m at a bus depot on the way to yet another office assignment. It was still kinda fun, but just not that much fun.

Foreign airlines are all right, but a tad cold with their boring uniforms. Gimme MAS anytime.

Here’s a trivia fact that I’ve noticed. I can hear the sound of crickets day and night, in the jungle and right in town. Even inside a shopping complex. The only time I don’t hear them is when I’m up in the air.

This is Viewtru, ending the social commentary and going off to check on some airline prices.