It’s about no one in particular
Dec 13, 2005 in Curse-spouter
There's a bitch in everyone and I do not plan to buy a ticket to heaven just by being all saintly. I have this insuppressable need to let things go every once in a while, and hell I can't just go out and blab this things at will (but at will I can blab them in a categorized rant right? Right? Right?) Shaddap. You don't have to read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Guess if you must.
How pathetically high school can you guys get? Like, hello? We're already in our freaking mid-twenties, damnit! You think that by engaging yourselves in pathetically self elevating positions, and no-brainer designations like 'Project Director' and 'Committee Member' you will actually be more ORGANIZED in planning for a simple reunion? What ever happened to VOLUNTEERISM without regards for 'who takes the cake'? Minus that if you STILL have to go ahead with the brainless monikers for dipshit little tasks, and well GO AHEAD THEN but please let's not be fucking juvenile about it and start drawing invisible borders to mark those miniscule territories can or not? Can or not? Neh… so big adi stil act like little kid liddat.
Oh, I thought this would be a great explanation for whatever shit it is: you guys just aren't getting anywhere fantastic in your career, are you? Ha. Ha ha ha. That was pretty much very very obvious adi lah… I have to say this: I am ashamed to be associated with this bunch of people.
And oh and oh, btw, you are just NOT the only one who is working in your self-indulging-over-narsissistic 'THIS IS THE BEST PLACE YOU EVER SEE AND BUT IT'S GOT THE MOST POLITICS IN THE FREAKING WORLD I CAN SPEND ONE ENTIRE WEEK JUST BITCHING ABOUT HOW BAD THE POLITICS GO' company. Just about every one else you know who has a job has probably (or is currently) gone through whatever dipshit you're going through now, just remember you're just NOT the only victim of circumstances, freakass. And hey, while I'm at it, may I also say, 'Just what the fuck is your problem man?'
These days you can't even have a decent rambling conversation of small talks with this person without getting a wtf kind of response from the bugger. Oh yeah, and I just got reminded — NO WONDER, and pretty much GOOD RIDDANCE.
AND SECONDLY, it is the norm for working adults our generation like YOU and I to exchange normal information about job circumstances. BESIDES you are just, unfortunately, no where near RESPECTABLE yet for me to even want to 'gloat' at your glee… because you're not even anywhere near senior at the moment. So why don't you sit back and act like a normal adult for once and not, for once, think that the world is all about you. And hey, stop saying crap about the people I love, will you? And if I just happen to be friends with some people, please try to be civil and not turn all thunder when I chat with that guy… Like hello, everyone is ENTITLED to befriend EVERYONE else, and just because you have the mentality of a five-year-old brat doesn't mean your friends have to be like that too, you know?
Oh yeah some people are just so gleamingly thick-skinned–they expect to be invited to every wedding there ever is. 'Do you know who's getting married next? Tell me okay, I'd like an invitation too!' 'Oh you know I heard so-and-so is dating adi and they're planning to get married soon, do you think he'll invite us?', or, 'Hey, you know I heard so-and-so is getting married soon, I think I wanna show up UNINVITED.' Or even better, they give the bride's best friend a call and go, 'Hey I heard xyz is getting married soon, so, you know, can you like, hint to her so that I can come to the wedding too? I really wanna see her after so many years.'
Like hello? HELLO? WHO ARE YOU LEH? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? KNNCB!!
Nevermind that they've NEVER kept in touch with the lucky bride-to-be, they've got the shit ass to ask, 'So who's she going to invite?' or, heaven forbid, go all bouncy and start saying,' Hey I wanna go I wanna go, how do I get invited?
And then there's the other end of the continuum. 8 freaking years of non-contact, and the one 'WONDERFUL' thing that I see in the Inbox is, 'You are cordially invited to my wedding.' Well EXCUSE ME, but who are you again? Like do I know you? Or did we ever say hello before? Or wow, where did you even get my e-mail address… oh oh oh I know it, you're trying to fit in numbers, but you can't figure out who you can get to fill up the seats and you're thinking, 'It's going to be such a shame that I don't have that many friends as my groom does, so I'll just write to some old acquaintances and hope they'll come to fill up my empty tables.'
WOW. I AM IN AWE OF YOUR GENIUS. Confuckingratulations. You're an awesome loser.