Comments on: Oxymoron of the year http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/ this time, we're keeping it simple. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:08:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: AWM user http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11968 AWM user Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:13:55 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11968 Ministry of Education Ministry of Education

]]> By: nal1210 http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11960 nal1210 Mon, 26 Dec 2005 16:50:19 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11960 Military Intelligence Military Intelligence

]]> By: baga http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11910 baga Sat, 24 Dec 2005 20:32:51 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11910 contradictory statement...whoever worded that ought to have used a bit of common sense. contradictory statement…whoever worded that ought to have used a bit of common sense.

]]> By: The actual Kenny http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11856 The actual Kenny Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:35:28 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11856 I just remembered one. "A thrifty girlfriend" I just remembered one.

“A thrifty girlfriend”

]]> By: spyder http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11843 spyder Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:39:49 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11843 Hi CK, Came across the following lines .. and they are exactly what my mum used to advise me about opening my big mouth. "Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things: Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary? " Good guidelines to remember, BUT at times I have to use a lot of UHO Glue to keep my mouth shut :) Hi CK,
Came across the following lines .. and they are exactly what my mum used to advise me about opening my big mouth.
“Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things: Is it true? Is it kind? Is it necessary? ”
Good guidelines to remember, BUT at times I have to use a lot of UHO Glue to keep my mouth shut :)

]]> By: Dabido (Teflon) http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11828 Dabido (Teflon) Thu, 22 Dec 2005 12:48:51 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11828 Vlad - if you do that, and the Olsen Twins rape you,then it's justified as they were doing it to stop you stalking them. About twenty years ago, a group of Lesbians were going around raping men ... they only got caught as the ONE and ONLY guy who reported it was a gay guy who felt abused, the other guys never reported it ... though the Lesbians claim they'd done it many times. Only other way i can think of it, is if someone puts a gun against your head and threatens to kill you if you don't 'Do it' to a girl ... in which case you can claim self defense, but I doubt that situation would come up. If it is a legal definition, then you might need to talk to the country which has it and find out what they mean by it. I'm with you though, I don't think there is an honest way to define it (other than the GUN AGAINST HEAD one ... which I've never heard of actually happening in real life). Vlad - if you do that, and the Olsen Twins rape you,then it’s justified as they were doing it to stop you stalking them.

About twenty years ago, a group of Lesbians were going around raping men … they only got caught as the ONE and ONLY guy who reported it was a gay guy who felt abused, the other guys never reported it … though the Lesbians claim they’d done it many times.

Only other way i can think of it, is if someone puts a gun against your head and threatens to kill you if you don’t ‘Do it’ to a girl … in which case you can claim self defense, but I doubt that situation would come up.

If it is a legal definition, then you might need to talk to the country which has it and find out what they mean by it.

I’m with you though, I don’t think there is an honest way to define it (other than the GUN AGAINST HEAD one … which I’ve never heard of actually happening in real life).

]]> By: senbai http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11823 senbai Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:23:04 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11823 "It's OK for guys to lose "it", but it's NOT OK for you to lose it...you're a girl you know?" - idea from <a href="http://www.minishorts.net/?p=535" rel="nofollow">here</a> “It’s OK for guys to lose “it”, but it’s NOT OK for you to lose it…you’re a girl you know?” - idea from here

]]> By: ylchong http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11819 ylchong Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:48:54 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11819 from musa hitam, another pm who didn't maketh it as pm: i'm an optimistic pessimist or the other way round: i'm a pessimistic optimish, That was once upon a dime... from musa hitam, another pm who didn’t maketh it as pm:

i’m an optimistic pessimist
or the other way round: i’m a pessimistic optimish,

That was once upon a dime…

]]> By: vlad http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11814 vlad Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:55:29 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11814 My oxymoron of the year would be Microsoft Works. Ok. Kidding. The actual one would be 'justified rape'. I want to know how I can justify rape. Then I'll wait outside the Olsen Twins' resident. My oxymoron of the year would be Microsoft Works.

Ok. Kidding.

The actual one would be ‘justified rape’. I want to know how I can justify rape. Then I’ll wait outside the Olsen Twins’ resident.

]]> By: Dabido (Teflon) http://www.minishorts.net/2005/12/21/oxymoron-of-the-year/#comment-11812 Dabido (Teflon) Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:48:05 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/?p=534#comment-11812 The Other Kenny - Sorry mate. That pic always in my mind whenever I think of you. Wasn't meaning it in a bad way ... maybe it's just my Aussie humour. :-) The Other Kenny - Sorry mate. That pic always in my mind whenever I think of you. Wasn’t meaning it in a bad way … maybe it’s just my Aussie humour. :-)

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