Damn the girls!

Tuesday, December 27th, 2005 @ 1:58 pm | Curse-spouter

Dear Blog

I could make this more of a diary, but I can't. Because it is not that.

However, I can lapse into moments. And when I do, actually, you won't really know what I'm talking about. Because it's going to be ramblings and ramblings of everything all at the same time, and oft-shocking moments where I, again, astonish myself by this ridiculous ability of mine to overanalyze everything all at the same time, when there really isn't any need at all to be so disgustingly nervous about everything.

Or even, be worrisome at all.

So you see, you don't have to wonder, 'Eh why izzit that women, have no respect for ATTACHED men, and give presents to the guy anyway?'

At the same time, I don't have to wonder why is it that everytime I get attached to someone, the gifts I get from the fun fun fun group of people, just drastically reduces to numbers I get from females alone?

I can probably think of two reasons, for the separate groups.

1) Women in general have no qualms about causing the inherent jealousy in their attached male friends' girlfriend/wife/partner/whatever to surface. Oh of course, 'It's Christmas, it's just a gift.'

Never mind that the idiotic, clueless boyfriend will feign innocence and say to the girlfriend, 'Oh but please, it's only a present, and it's you I want, not her.'

Never mind that uninterested girls would not bother two-sen about giving a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf teddy bear to a single-but-attached-and-very-attractive-unmarried male colleague.

But I still don't understand women. Although I can actually see myself bothering to shop for little trinkets for plausible trees if if if, I were not already happily attached. But damn it, my man is MINE ok, now stick with the chocolates and cookies, but don't give stuff like eau de parfum and cute-sy teddy bears to my man!

2) Guys will only give presents to you if you're single, otherwise, even the slightest gift of a chocolate bar to a single-but-attached-woman will probably snip their commodity value in half!

Alas, those are days long past, and now I can only look happily to the blog for comments, the e-mails for well-wishes, and the phone for smses with glad tidings. No more nice little plushies, and flirtatious x'mas cards that suggest 'a date?', no more, no more.

At least, I'm satisfied with glad tidings, but hell, those women should really get their hands off my man.

22 Responses to “Damn the girls!”

  1. Jeremy C Says:

    hmmm…

    if i were a girl, i’d feel the same way…

    since i’m a guy, i’d probably feel flattered… :wink:

  2. The other kenny Says:

    wow.. is it just me or are you eyes turning green?

    how are you suppose to be single when you are attached? Maybe its a new term used that I never know of? proves there is a lot of things that I still need to learn about.

  3. Viewtru Says:

    Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

  4. Kurt Says:

    At least they’re being a bit more subtle about it. My girl gets text messages from this guy outright: “Are you still with him?” and “Come back to me and I will give you a good life.”

    Ha ha!

    Now excuse me while I reload.

  5. S-Kay Says:

    Annoying isn’t it? Even more annoying when some girls think that they’re better than you so they go on flirting with your man. You just feel like kicking them hard to flatten their already flat face :evil: I watch way too many dramas

    But luckily it hasn’t happened to me YET so far… :lol:

    “even the slightest gift of a chocolate bar to a single-but-attached-woman will probably snip their commodity value in half!”

    Huh? I thought the value goes up coz so in demand??

  6. minishorts Says:

    kurt: eau de parfums and cute plushies to MY MAN are NOT subtle damnit.

  7. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Can I give Eric a Teddy Bear too?
    Bwahaha!

    Actually, I find if one of my close female friends gets ‘attached’, I give a present to ‘both of them’ or buy two presents, one for her and one for him. Noramlly appropriate stuff too, and NOT teddy bears etc.

    Anyway, stuffed toys, chocolates etc, are never enough to make me leave a woman if I like her. No need to be jealous … just threaten to kill him if he runs off with any of them! Bwahahahahahaa! :-)

  8. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Oh, i forgot to add:
    Never mind that uninterested girls would not bother two-sen about giving a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf teddy bear to a single-but-attached-and-very-attractive-unmarried male colleague.

    I am a single, unattached, unmarried male – WHERE MY TEDDY BEAR GIRLS??! WHERE MY TEDDY BEAR!??
    I WANT COFFEE BEAN & TEA LEAF TEDDY BEAR TOOO!

    No teddy bear???? That’s it, you’re all DUMPED!
    [Yeah yeah, only joke ... :-) ]

  9. senbai Says:

    oh this is just the beginning….wait till your man get married. Then he will become even more attractive to girls and get more gifts :mrgreen:

    women get married to feel secured but end up feeling more insecurities after marriage….hmm what a paradox

  10. S-Kay Says:

    That’s why, after married adi..you must win your man’s heart through his stomach…cook for him..feed him until he becomes fatly unattractive to other girls..unless of course..he has loads of $$$ lah next time..then have to use different tactic already :wink:

  11. aw Says:

    dang it.. is that why my last girlfriend hated me going to the gym and always filled my plate with cheesecake and chocolate?

  12. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    S-Kay: I am already fat and unattractive …

    Come get me girls … no need to feed me, job has already been done! Free man … you just need to rip through the Teflon Suit! Bwahahahahaaa! :-)

  13. fg Says:

    green monster.. arrghh!! :mrgreen:

  14. Nicole Says:

    Yea… I know how exactly how you feel, mini shorts.. Feel that SOME girls should exercise some self-control and restraint when interacting w guys who are attached. So what if they claim that they are MORE open-minded? Really wonder if those girls would be EQUALLY open-minded if their partners/future partners were treated the same way from other girls.:evil:

  15. Imran Says:

    What’s so wrong about exchanging gifts for Xmas? Imagine the thought and effort the person put in to find a perfect gift. All the countless rules about the appropriate gifts just potrays your insecurities. Grow Up adi!!

  16. zuj Says:

    Guys are stingy n lazy people…. as long as there’s no chance of getting the ger (already happily attached), most will simply NOT get the ger any present!! :roll:

  17. He Says, She Says :: Missing… :: December :: 2005 Says:

    [...] She wanted so much to comment about MS’s post today but She bloody no mood to write. It’s all in Her mind. She wants to tell MS that if Eric can be rampas-ed with mere EDPs and teddy bears, then she’s better off without him. Betul tak?? [...]

  18. Imran Says:

    [...] She wanted so much to comment about MS’s post today but She bloody no mood to write. It’s all in Her mind. She wants to tell MS that if Eric can be rampas-ed with mere EDPs and teddy bears, then she’s better off without him. Betul tak?? [...]

    Couldn’t be better said.

  19. minishorts Says:

    i love it when you guys leech on my rubbish like it were diamonds to keep.

  20. mingus Says:

    You should watch Chris Rock’s stand up act “Never Scared”
    There is one portion that says” All ya girls got a
    girlfriend that you don’t trust your man round, ya know? They’re your good friends, but you don’t trust them with men. “Oh sure, I go shopping with her, but no way I leaving that bitch alone with my man for 5 seconds”
    You gals think this is true? All the girls will have one single man-eating friend that they jealously keep away from their boyfriend? hehe

  21. abc-jibberish Says:

    I’d feel the same way if I was a girl…
    But I’m not, however I do get a sense of what you’re talking about. My x-girlfriend, after she dumped me, got pissed and fed up with me (mind you this is after she dumped me) when I started to hang out and talk with other girls. She claimed that I was ‘not giving her attention’ and that I should ‘hang out with her more.’ I think she got over it in the end… Girls aren’t understandable at times… *sigh*

  22. Bera Says:

    Is there a way to become a content writer for the site?

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