Eye-openers
I woke up at 6 today so that I could drag my (fat) ass to the gym for a morning workout.
I like morning workouts. They're refreshing, and make for a great start to the day. Plus there's no crowd, unlike in the evenings. The place is cleaner, and there's a spick-and-span, just opened feel about the gym. The changing rooms are emptier too, that just means that the place doesn't smell of sweat at all, which is great.
I guess when there're not so many people at the gym, you get to observe people more. You're NOT that worried about people being privy, not that I like staring at people of course, but the antics of gym-goers can be eye-openers. Especially when you're in the changing room.
I'd better admit that I don't mind walking around the room in just a towel, and I don't quite mind changing in public, and letting lose of a bit of flesh (all women anyway… what's there to fear). But when I put on my panties and bra and etc, I keep my towel around me (don't ask me how girls do it, most know how to do it pretty quickly, through years of experience I think), so the flesh people get to see is like MINIMAL, just a glimpse. Five years back when I was studying in a co-ed school, PJK lessons (physical education) saw the girls changing together in a closed classroom while the boys waited for their turns outside, at the corridors. So I learnt, err, methods, and I've kept the skills so far. Besides, the changing rooms at my gym are SMALL, and there're only 4 at the end of the room and the line to get in takes like forever, so I usually take the easy way out.
Some people at the gym are not-so-modest, though. Like the one I saw today.
Today I came out of the showers to see a lady, STARK NAKED, lazily laying down her towel on the changing room floor to serve as a foot rug. She was tan, and her body was pale white in places where the bikini cloth would have covered. She had pointy nipples, slightly sagging boobs and a pretty flat butt…you could see the stretch marks and all… err..
Okay, I WAS STARING OUT from the corner of my eye… but eh, if you're me, you would STARE, wouldn't you?
Besides, the woman was oblivious of her surroundings. After unlocking her locker, she walked to the mirrors, and then proceeded to examine her face for a while, boobs jiggling. Then, she strut back to her locker, and fished out a bag and some bottles of lotions. After which, still butt naked, she applied lotion all over her body, and proceeded to massage the lotion in, slowly.
Tu pun tak-pe, I think she wanted to see that her butt was evenly covered with cream… so (this is the best), she went BACK to the mirrors, and stretching her legs on the tabletop, proceed to rub the lotion in the parts nearer to you-know-where.
Gah… gah… gah…
I'm an open person in general, but most of the time, I am quite modest. Applying lotion in your inner thighs at a gym, while stark naked, just happens NOT to be my cup of tea, thank you very much.
February 8th, 2006 at 11:52 am
OMG!
February 8th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Gah.
I think i just lost my appetite. that description was kinda graphic, even for me.
February 8th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
yucks….LoL
so u saw the tunnel la…
February 8th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
She knows you are watching & giving you a signal la.. lol..
February 8th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
I’ve just lost my entire day lah… gah.
February 8th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
shites…not a good start to my day at all…
February 8th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
I saw it all the time in Australia - fat ones, thin ones, tall ones, short ones, big ones and not-so-big ones - and I’m in awe of these women for being brave enough to be proud of their not-so-perfect bits of flesh.
I’m always of the opinion that there is nothing wrong with nudity - in a one-sex environment la. Women go through a rough time in life for the sake of beauty; everyone wants to have the same body so when a woman with saggy bits and all shows up her flesh proudly in a one-sexed gym locker room, I’m proud to see that at least there are some people out there who love uniqueness.
Of course, there is the issue of staring from us who aren’t so familiar with these ‘walking around nude’ bit. Perhaps they laugh when they see us trying to wriggle on our undies with our towel around us.
All in good fun. ^_^
ps: This reminds me of that Sex in The City episode where Charlotte gets all self-conscious after seeing naked women of all shapes and sizes walking around the sauna/locker room.
February 8th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
you will make a bundle if you caught it on video. then we have another “rubgate”!
February 8th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
how come there’s no pics posted? seems like u saw everything with her tunnel.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Muaha ha ha, not traumatized are we?
Hey… over here (Korea) in the saunas and bathing houses, men and women are usually stark naked. So, that was a bit of a culture shock for me at first too ~ I still wear a towel no matter what though! It’s the same in Japan too apparently.
February 8th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Whoa…that’s worse than the time I caught two naked men discussing politics in the men’s locker room.
February 8th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
How come u didn’t offer to help her with the lotion?
February 8th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
spiller:
cos i was turned off, damnit!!
February 8th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
in my mind *filter out the fat lady, read the rest but leave those two words out…*
ack, cannot!! -___-
February 8th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Ah..happens all the time at the gym I go to. There was once, I saw this chiq who thought her bod was nice but to me, it looked too buffed up and too macho for her own good. Damn man I tell you.
Going to the gym in the morning…I wonder how long you will last *grins* I lost 1kg in 3 days..jealous or not =P
February 8th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Wow! Thanks for getting all the horny men worked up (erected?) with the graphic details and then spoil the fun without any pictures!
February 8th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
ohh..goodness gracious!
u know, i can’t even see myself naked in a mirror!
eeew.
i just simply can’t imagine it.
eeew.
February 8th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
i can take that the woman is confident and comfortable with her own body… but applying lotion all over herself? Infront of the mirror? And to the regions of you-know-where???
I think there’s something that’s not-too-right about her…
February 8th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
It’s pretty normal in western countries actually. In Perth, there’s this angmoh who’d strike up a conversation with me everytime I see him in the changing room. And everytime, he’d talk to me in his birthday suit, bits dangling and all. Then he’ll walk around, shaving and all that stuff.
I kept my clothes on of course. Dun wanna scare all the ppl there with what I kept in my pants.
February 8th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
hahaha.. well.. theres more interesting stuff to see when ur in the male changing room. hahaha
February 8th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Did she do any nude squats?
February 8th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Well, in male changing rooms, everyone usually lets it hang for all to see. Considering that women have less to show, I wonder why they don’t just walk around stark naked, like the men in the men’s changing rooms. If some guy comes up and says, “You have a big penis” that would be quite embarrassing but if a woman said to another woman, “You have small tits” that wouldn’t be so bad.
Besides don’t women love looking at other women anyway. They also love touching each other.
Minishorts should post some photos from the changing room. Cool!
February 9th, 2006 at 12:15 am
hahahhahahaha
February 9th, 2006 at 12:51 am
oh lala!
February 9th, 2006 at 1:32 am
Oh good grief! So that’s where she went. I haven’t seen her in a while … not that I’m saying it like that’s a bad thing.
I have encountered her nude lotion dance before!
February 9th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
alah… that’s what wrong with some people, they see some things that they are not used to it and they start critic them in disgust, thinking that they are better being.
Well, It is rude for u to stare at her for the WHOLE process with detail when u said u are disgusted… this is a joke, grow up.
February 9th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
haha. you have a point there. i’m still trying, but sometimes, actually, most times, i fall flat. i’m not the BigShot here.
February 9th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
OMG, really an eye opener. Lucky your eye balls didn’t fall out!
February 27th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I live in Cleveland Ohio, and we have a very well-known and very beautiful TV news anchor woman named Lee Jordan. Miss Jordan swims at the same gym that I go to, and she LOVES to be nude in the locker room!
When she first walks into the women’s locker room the first thing she does at her locker is strip-down totally nude. Then she walks nude through the locker room to the scale where she weighs herself. Then takes a shower in the wide open shower room, walks back to her locker where she then puts on her swimsuit, and then goes for a swim.
As soon as she re-enters the locker room after her swim she then takes off her swimsuit and hangs it on a hook near the showers, and then walks nude back to her locker. Then she takes another nude shower in the comunal shower-room.
After her shower she walks still totally nude to the mirrors that are above the sinks and the counter, and then blow-dryes her hair. Then she walks back to her locker, gets out her makeup, and then walks nude back to the mirror where she does her makeup. Then finally gets dressed and leaves.
And on the ocassions that she sits in the sauna in the locker room, she is of course totally nude then as well.
And since everyone knows who she is, they will strikeup conversations with her, or ask for her autograph, and she will stand there nude from head to toe chatting with women that she had never met before, and it’s not uncommon for the conversations to last 15 to 20 minutes.
April 22nd, 2006 at 2:33 pm
My best friend lives in Los Angeles and she go’s to the same health club that the actress Courtney Thorn-Smith go’s to, and she says that Courtney loves to strut around completely nude in the locker room, and that a couple of times her co-star Kimberly Williams Paisly has been there with Courtney and also walked around completely nude in the women’s locker room.
Jennifer
April 17th, 2007 at 9:15 am
[...] next up, i have now been reading minishorts.net regularly, because i realise she blogs about things that are quite close to home. or thereabouts, i guess. anyway, i was slightly puzzled by her most recent post and the subsequent comments which ensued, because i realise that EVERYBODY refused to say anything by what they really are called! that is to say: they were using “tunnel” and “you-know-where” for vagina! to me, it’s like whaaaaaaaaat? how kindergarten is that? just say it lah! penis, vagina, breasts. i mean like, hello - seriously, what is wrong with these words? are you… ASHAMED? i dunno, i believe that it is because of this overwhelming Asian prudishness that results in the kind of culture we have now where everyone is clueless about how things REALLY work (and i’m not talking just about our bodies, i think it has very much to do with life, relationships, etc. too). [...]
November 3rd, 2008 at 5:47 am
Well,whats so bad about it?
Well maybe walking around naked.
But I think when changing clothes,if there is changing room in the locker room,then I think its fine to just strip down naked to get into your next outfit or to have a shower.
Also,as for you description of her body parts,thats people! It varies!