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	<title>Comments on: And when I touch you I feel happy inside</title>
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		<title>By: El Nino</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2006/02/21/and-when-i-touch-you-i-feel-happy-inside/#comment-18661</link>
		<dc:creator>El Nino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 14:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My friend, not me. His name is puay seong.</description>
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		<title>By: El Nino</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2006/02/21/and-when-i-touch-you-i-feel-happy-inside/#comment-18657</link>
		<dc:creator>El Nino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm hooked, Minishorts. I think you're very brave to articulate your inner devil-angel fights for everyone to read. It's honest, fresh, and funny. I clicked on your site from the hobbit... I mean Elaine's. Oh, and I heard the Mount Kinabalu proposal story in person, from my friend who is the bride's cousin.

"So cibai type of feller oso got!!" was the general consensus, but I'm sure everyone (except me of course) is secretly hoping that their girlfriends will be so touched too. Bunch of pussies.

Anyway Pianist, whenever you're out with the girl, and you're having fun, you inevitably will get her to laugh, and whenever she does that, always ask,"are you having fun?" She'll reply yes happily. Do this a few times and then change it to "are you having fun with me?" and playfully(she thinks) just hold her hand. After that(very important!!!) don't let go. If she goes along, you're already In like Flynn. If she looks at you questioningly, give her a big smile and pretend that you're having fun too(you're definitely not. You're sweating your ass off at this point I know) and see what happens. If she pulls away(she won't you moron. She's gone on a valentine's date and midnight movie with you), kick yourself in the balls and throw yourself off the twin towers.

Better do it soon my friend. You're drifting into the Friend Zone.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m hooked, Minishorts. I think you&#8217;re very brave to articulate your inner devil-angel fights for everyone to read. It&#8217;s honest, fresh, and funny. I clicked on your site from the hobbit&#8230; I mean Elaine&#8217;s. Oh, and I heard the Mount Kinabalu proposal story in person, from my friend who is the bride&#8217;s cousin.</p>
<p>&#8220;So cibai type of feller oso got!!&#8221; was the general consensus, but I&#8217;m sure everyone (except me of course) is secretly hoping that their girlfriends will be so touched too. Bunch of pussies.</p>
<p>Anyway Pianist, whenever you&#8217;re out with the girl, and you&#8217;re having fun, you inevitably will get her to laugh, and whenever she does that, always ask,&#8221;are you having fun?&#8221; She&#8217;ll reply yes happily. Do this a few times and then change it to &#8220;are you having fun with me?&#8221; and playfully(she thinks) just hold her hand. After that(very important!!!) don&#8217;t let go. If she goes along, you&#8217;re already In like Flynn. If she looks at you questioningly, give her a big smile and pretend that you&#8217;re having fun too(you&#8217;re definitely not. You&#8217;re sweating your ass off at this point I know) and see what happens. If she pulls away(she won&#8217;t you moron. She&#8217;s gone on a valentine&#8217;s date and midnight movie with you), kick yourself in the balls and throw yourself off the twin towers.</p>
<p>Better do it soon my friend. You&#8217;re drifting into the Friend Zone&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: HumSup</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2006/02/21/and-when-i-touch-you-i-feel-happy-inside/#comment-17947</link>
		<dc:creator>HumSup</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wah lau..Pianist too slow liao lar
after a few dates can try to hold waist liao
a few more dates can go book hotel room liao lar
Haha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wah lau..Pianist too slow liao lar<br />
after a few dates can try to hold waist liao<br />
a few more dates can go book hotel room liao lar<br />
Haha</p>
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		<title>By: Kapitan Karsinoma</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2006/02/21/and-when-i-touch-you-i-feel-happy-inside/#comment-17051</link>
		<dc:creator>Kapitan Karsinoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 16:52:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;and NOTHING is sexier than a risk-taker (who calculates the risks properly). &lt;/i&gt;

amen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>and NOTHING is sexier than a risk-taker (who calculates the risks properly). </i></p>
<p>amen.</p>
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		<title>By: Kuzco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kuzco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok will try on my next 'victim'. Bwahaha. Ahem.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok will try on my next &#8216;victim&#8217;. Bwahaha. Ahem.</p>
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		<title>By: DK</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2006/02/21/and-when-i-touch-you-i-feel-happy-inside/#comment-17041</link>
		<dc:creator>DK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How bout asking him to sing "I want to hold your hands" frm Beatles?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How bout asking him to sing &#8220;I want to hold your hands&#8221; frm Beatles?</p>
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		<title>By: Dabido (Teflon)</title>
		<link>http://www.minishorts.net/2006/02/21/and-when-i-touch-you-i-feel-happy-inside/#comment-17039</link>
		<dc:creator>Dabido (Teflon)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;' when it comes how how to get the girl, occasionally, I'm pretty well-enabled to provide you with some valuable methods.&lt;/i&gt;

Ug!  no more hit on head with club, drag back to cave!

New modern method.  hit on head wityh piano drag back to cave!

&lt;i&gt;''I don't know how to ask her.''&lt;/i&gt;

Um ... er ... seems as you're standing there completely naked begging me for sex, I was wondering if I can hold your hand?
[Yeah, never seems to work for me either ... something about me not getting a hint!  Wonder what they really want?]

&lt;i&gt;'you compliment her on her bracelet, or bangle, or whatever she has there.'&lt;/i&gt;

That's a nice chastity belt.  May I hold your ... um ... hand!?
[Must try this method!]

&lt;i&gt;'But come on, everybody knows that the wrists are hotspots that trigger the heart to beat wildly.'&lt;/i&gt;

Not as much as the electrodes to the testicles!

&lt;i&gt;"Do you like it when I do this?"&lt;/i&gt;
*knee to testicles*  
'Owwwww!  I guess not!  how about if I do this ... '

Ah, the memories of youth!  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8216; when it comes how how to get the girl, occasionally, I&#8217;m pretty well-enabled to provide you with some valuable methods.</i></p>
<p>Ug!  no more hit on head with club, drag back to cave!</p>
<p>New modern method.  hit on head wityh piano drag back to cave!</p>
<p><i>&#8221;I don&#8217;t know how to ask her.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>Um &#8230; er &#8230; seems as you&#8217;re standing there completely naked begging me for sex, I was wondering if I can hold your hand?<br />
[Yeah, never seems to work for me either ... something about me not getting a hint!  Wonder what they really want?]</p>
<p><i>&#8216;you compliment her on her bracelet, or bangle, or whatever she has there.&#8217;</i></p>
<p>That&#8217;s a nice chastity belt.  May I hold your &#8230; um &#8230; hand!?<br />
[Must try this method!]</p>
<p><i>&#8216;But come on, everybody knows that the wrists are hotspots that trigger the heart to beat wildly.&#8217;</i></p>
<p>Not as much as the electrodes to the testicles!</p>
<p><i>&#8220;Do you like it when I do this?&#8221;</i><br />
*knee to testicles*<br />
&#8216;Owwwww!  I guess not!  how about if I do this &#8230; &#8216;</p>
<p>Ah, the memories of youth!  <img src='http://www.minishorts.net/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: zuj</title>
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		<dc:creator>zuj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's so easy for guys to just ask ger to be ur gf and then 2 weeks later (after guys get tired)..... break up !
If this is the kinda of r/s, then of course, it will be easy to ask / tell ger that u like her, hold her hands etc. But if the guy is giving it a serious thot, then it takes more than courage. Well, I don't think Mr P is not a risk-taker but rather, he cares enuff for the ger to consider her feelings. 
Maybe, it's true that gers dun like such nice guys after all !!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s so easy for guys to just ask ger to be ur gf and then 2 weeks later (after guys get tired)&#8230;.. break up !<br />
If this is the kinda of r/s, then of course, it will be easy to ask / tell ger that u like her, hold her hands etc. But if the guy is giving it a serious thot, then it takes more than courage. Well, I don&#8217;t think Mr P is not a risk-taker but rather, he cares enuff for the ger to consider her feelings.<br />
Maybe, it&#8217;s true that gers dun like such nice guys after all !!</p>
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		<title>By: nekokun</title>
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		<dc:creator>nekokun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>minis and kapitan,

He is afraid coz she (and her happiness of coz) mean everything to him. Skrewing it up, could mean losing what he and her have now and maybe more. What worst is, he could unintentionally hurt her in some unintentional way, which is something our fren here are not willing risk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>minis and kapitan,</p>
<p>He is afraid coz she (and her happiness of coz) mean everything to him. Skrewing it up, could mean losing what he and her have now and maybe more. What worst is, he could unintentionally hurt her in some unintentional way, which is something our fren here are not willing risk.</p>
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		<title>By: minishorts</title>
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		<dc:creator>minishorts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nekokun: i think what both captain carcinogen and i mean is, if you're so afraid of losing and screwing up, then don't bother trying. there're risks in everything, and NOTHING is sexier than a risk-taker (who calculates the risks properly).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nekokun: i think what both captain carcinogen and i mean is, if you&#8217;re so afraid of losing and screwing up, then don&#8217;t bother trying. there&#8217;re risks in everything, and NOTHING is sexier than a risk-taker (who calculates the risks properly).</p>
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