Still in progress
Apparently, the mission is yet to be accomplished.
The Pianist: U know … Most guys
Minishorts: yeah ?
The Pianist: When they confess… Got standard procedure
Minishorts:uh huh
The Pianist: Grab hand
Minishorts: yeah?
The Pianist: Ask
Minishorts: erh… that is so not true
The Pianist: No meh
Minishorts: eric did not grab my hand and ask, neither did the first two… did something else altogether…
Minishorts: SOP your head
The Pianist: No meh?
Minishorts: no lah
The Pianist: I donno ma… Then how?
The Pianist: Atmosphere? Loccation?
The Pianist: Lighting?
Minishorts: aiyah just write her a letter lah
Minishorts: tell her how you feel lah
The Pianist: Letter ar
Minishorts: 'i love you like the moon loves the sky, like micky mouse love minnie mouse'
The Pianist: Hahahaaaa
The Pianist: but i manage to write 2 sentences only wor
Minishorts: which are?
The Pianist: I like u very much, do u think u feel the same too? that's it
The Pianist: One sentence actually
The Pianist: Divided into two parts hehehe
Minishorts: aiyah
Minishorts: cut away the second part
Minishorts: the second part is like pressuring her
Minishorts: just say
Minishorts: i like you very much.
Minishorts: enough
Minishorts: see how she responds
Minishorts: body language also cukup
Minishorts: i HATE it when a guy asks me if i like him
The Pianist: Ooo ok
The Pianist: Then grab her hand la?
The Pianist: Then see her response?
Minishorts: no need lah
Minishorts: i think you just be quiet for a while
Minishorts: then tell her how you know about your feelings for her
The Pianist: If she is in shock leh?
Minishorts: then let it be lah
Minishorts: don't pressure her
The Pianist: Ooo ok
Minishorts: 'i like you very much.'
The Pianist: Ok
Minishorts: if its very quiet just tell her
Minishorts: 'i keep on looking forward to seeing you.'
The Pianist: Uh huh
Minishorts: 'when i am with you i feel happy. '
The Pianist: Awwwww
The Pianist: I'm lum alady
Minishorts:'when i hear your voice i feel very comfortable. '
Minishorts: then be silent…
Minishorts: if she doesn't like you she will respond with lots of crap to stop you from continuing
Minishorts:if she likes you, she should be really quiet.
The Pianist: Wah u caan reaally kau lui
Minishorts: COS I'M A GIRL MAH, I KNOW WHAT A GIRL WOULD LIKE! you doink
The Pianist: Okokok
The Pianist: Wait lemme take note
The Pianist: I'll practise on my dog tonight
Minishorts: WTF?!!!
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:44 am
hahaha.. He’s so cute & funny - really a “virgin” ah?! All the best to him - practise with the dog?! I’m sure it’s not gonna be quiet!
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:45 am
aiya….being a pianist have many advantages.
I always lum over guys who can play the piano. Totally melt the heart i tell you… I think they can easily kau any lui.
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:59 am
quit meddling with his naive and fragle mind woman!
that guy need to be taught to handle girls the old way, the caveman way!!!
all he gotta do when he likes that girl is , take a club (padded of course, wouldn’t want to kill her off now would we?) boink her on the head and drag her back to his cav… er home.
March 2nd, 2006 at 12:50 pm
What’s to confess?
If it’s love, easiest way, is to date them for a while, and then one day, when she’s all emotionally worked up (in a girlie movie or something and they’re crying or something, you stick your arm around them in a re-assuring manner, and say, ‘I love you so much.’ and give them a kiss on the head and pretend like nothing happened.
Other way is to kidnap them, tie them up, then look deep into their eyes and say it, then untie them and hope Stockholm syndrome takes effect.
[Sorry, that last one is a joke ... do not try it at home!]
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:09 pm
this guy is so native…. yet so v sweet.
can sense he really feels for the ger.
Actually, there’s no SOP at all… juz go with the flow……..
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:20 pm
i told a girl i liked (actually i said love) her very much once… she was driving at 70 miles an hour down the M4. i’m lucky to be alive.
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Damn I always look forward to your conversation piece with The Pianist. Damn blardy inspiring actually but abit anti-climax since he has yet to ask the girl since your last blog post. :o(
March 2nd, 2006 at 2:06 pm
hahahaha…
Poor fella… Lucky he got you… If not, he might be sitting there until Kingdom to come already also haven’t got his girl…
hahahahaha…
March 2nd, 2006 at 2:23 pm
The Pianist is really lucky to have a friend like you. always there to give many guidance on how to express your feelings towards the girl you like. i think guys should come here more often. they should note down those pointers you gave to The Pianist. hahaha. Minishorts the Doctor Love.
March 2nd, 2006 at 2:41 pm
i know how to describe him in taiwanese style : guei mao (turtle hair)
bei tahan.
March 2nd, 2006 at 2:44 pm
practice on the dog? hehe… gosh, that made me laugh and go “aww” at the same time.. man, i also lum la.
i hope he doesn’t just memorise what you told him, though.. imagine him saying all those sweet things with a dead, boring voice. talk about killing the mood.
March 2nd, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Hmm, instead of writing a letter, why not ask him to use the pianist’s charm, like playing a song for her with obvious message, such as “can’t help falling in love” or something. Then followed by all those words. That would be more romantic.
Ok, i ought to stop watching those romance movies…
March 2nd, 2006 at 5:02 pm
hahaha. you learn something new here - your advice wont work if the girl is like some of your readers.
March 2nd, 2006 at 6:05 pm
I reckon the best way would be to look into her eyes, get real close and if she didn’t turn away…kiss her
March 2nd, 2006 at 7:21 pm
y do guys believe there must be a time when u tell her, “eh, baby, i love u lah, u love me or not?”
it’s not necessary! egads..
March 2nd, 2006 at 8:27 pm
So… is that yes or a no to everybodies question arr? *Long Evil Grin*
Anyway, this is the way to do it! :mrgreen::mrgreen:
March 2nd, 2006 at 10:52 pm
Dabido and other kenny, you guys really cracked me up…Stockholm sydrome, she might never forgive you ever, not to mention her parents and the police.
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:25 pm
walao…
need to look at the dog in the eyes or not??
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:36 pm
reli bei tahan….the dog? haha, it better be a female dog. haiyoh, use his skill lor…play a nice piece on the piano n then say that he wrote it for her. sure kena jackpot wan.
all the best to ur fren.
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:53 pm
DOG? WTF? Practice too much on the dog, when it comes to the real thing, he’ll expect her to lick him once he’s done.
Mine was with a poem, folded up, so she unfolded it line by line.
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:32 am
haha, practice with the dog…. i agree with jacy. better be a female dog.
and yeah, a nice piece on the piano is a killer.
March 3rd, 2006 at 12:33 am
hahah big sista minishorts very good..advice guys how to kao lui..
but the ending make me LMAO..even wan to practice on a dog…aiyo
but this pianist really going for da gal…
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:09 am
lame, if all thinks like u n act like u, den de world will b in hell. Ur advice for de guy is utterly crap….cuz u r
March 3rd, 2006 at 5:48 am
Hmmmm
March 4th, 2006 at 1:58 am
minishorts, your friend is the near extinct breed!
And The Pianist, go ahead and do it already! The gal sent you strong signs by asking you out on V-day, ok. And senbai’s suggestion is the best.
No need to think of what to say and just go with the flow.
March 6th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Poor guy….
I think he should send her your blog site and let her read this. Then at night, bring her out for dinner and do exactly the same thing. She might have been anticipating it the whole day after reading the blog.. and when he leans over to touch her wrist/adjust her watch… her heart should be racing like a rocket…
Good luck dude