Oh did you know this?
I know I've just blogged but something crept up and I just HAVE to talk about this.
See I have a friend who's getting married in April and the girls are planning to organize a hen night for her. So we were talking about the agenda for the night and the games we would play (mostly naughty of course) and our Good Girl asked me over the phone yesterday, 'You reckon we could get a stripper?'
'A what?'
'A stripper lah. I've never seen that in a private party before. You think it would work?'
'Hmmm….'
So anyway, we both thought it was a great idea, illegal of course, but what the hey, it's a private party and it could be fun. So I asked the bf to try to find out for me just how much would a stripper cost. Just in case.
Eric was quite weird about it, 'You want a what?'
'A stripper. For my friend's hen night.'
'Why would you want to see a girl strip? You can see yourself every day in the mirror.'
'A male stripper lah you dork. Why would I want to see a girl strip indeed. This is a hen night. It's for girls only.'
'Oh. Aiyah no need to see male stripper lah, I can strip for you what.'
'…'
Anyway, this morning during breakfast Eric told me, that THERE IS SUCH A SERVICE apparently, and he could get the contacts, if I required them. 'But it's going to cost you RM500 per song.'
I almost choked on my noodles. RM 500 is damn kau expensive okay? A song would most probably be about 5 minutes the most, and that silly song 'I'm too sexy for my clothes' is only about 3 plus minutes yah? So I told Good Girl the news, 'It's too expensive to afford. RM500.'
'Wah lau… so easy money hoh?' was Good Girl's response.
'Yeah. RM500 man. One song RM500. If one night 4 songs, that's RM2000 for only 20 minutes the most…'
'Well. Let's just invite the guys from the gang to the hen night lah, and get them to strip to their boxers.'
'That's an idea for cheapskates like us.'
So the decision has been made, and the poor guys will have to strip to their boxers … if they're not-as-modest-as-we-imagine-them-to-be. But never mind that. I still CANNOT GET OVER THE FACT that it costs RM500 bucks per song for a stripper! That's like so fucking easy to make.
I have to work my ass off to get RM2000 in my account. Every single day, I toil the days and shiver under this blasted air-cond vent, to crap nonsense into the works I write just so that I can pay the bills and installments. Every fucking month, I look into my bank account statement in dismal… when the hell is this suffering going to end?
Suddenly, RM500 seems so easy. You just dance and dance, naked of course, but the people are not allowed to touch you (I heard you can up the price if you allow people to fondle you.. you know?) But RM500 man. If I stripped 2 songs per time I'd get RM1000. If I can do it for 3 times a week I'll get RM3000. Multiply that by 4 weeks and I'll get RM12000, just for over 3 hours' work a month. I'd be freaking rich if I made stripping a profession.
All I have to do is strip in style to a piece of crappy song like 'I'm A Slave For You.'
You reckon?
March 3rd, 2006 at 2:59 pm
minishorts the stripping leper
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:16 pm
It would have sounded very enticing if not for Paul’s comment above. Aduh…
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:16 pm
RM500 per song? hmm. yeah. get one of ur guy friends to stripped instead. just for the fun of it. yes, hiring a stripper is a good and naughty idea but no, too expensive. yeah. prostitutes/ stripper/ whatever can earned more money than what my dad earned in a month too. so, be a prostitute/ stripper/ whatever?
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:20 pm
i doubt it’s that expensive, eric probably just bluffed you to kill that idea entirely. i’d do it for half the price. :/
March 3rd, 2006 at 3:40 pm
minishorts a stripper ? whoaaaaaaa…..
yes its’ ez money but do u wanna do it…. after ppl see u in the streets how ?
March 3rd, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Damn, how I wish I had a killer body. Only need to work 5 min a day then.
March 3rd, 2006 at 4:11 pm
I. Cannot. Get. Over. That. Fact. Either.
March 3rd, 2006 at 4:49 pm
hey ah cher… you think they get business every freakin day meh?
you have to get rid of that zit problem before you start your career as a stripper.
March 3rd, 2006 at 5:06 pm
It’s true. I got that quote too from somebody who knows somebody. Female strippers get more than that.
I think if you tried one of those dodgy-sounding massage service ads, you’re likely to find someone who’s willing to do it for less.
March 3rd, 2006 at 5:54 pm
A previous colleague of mine wanted to do the same thing for a friend on his stag night, and he found out that a female stripper charge RM800 for ‘ta pau’…
And if you have the time, you can choose from a comprehensive catalogue as well…
March 3rd, 2006 at 8:48 pm
too bad this is malaysia. if in Russia, u can get wit the price of full-tank petrol. haha..plus any types u wan n any acts u wan. *wink
minishorts the stripper….notify me if u decided. i can advertise for u among my male frens for free. hehe.
March 3rd, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Also, the stripper earns tax-free wages! Awww man…
March 3rd, 2006 at 9:23 pm
I’d volunteer, except I’m so hot, that when I start to take my shoes and socks of, half the girls faint and the others start chucking up. ( from too much drink I assume). So, I normally don’t last half a minute before the party is in complete bedlam.
Strippers do make a packet as well. I don’t remember who’s blog I commented on, but I knew a girl who made over half a million as a lap dancer off tips alone and didn’t know how to buy a house because she’d never declared any tax to the Government.
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:32 pm
i had a good close guy friend who was offered some good money doing it and i edged him to do IT for the money (good-looking mix heritage ok)
but his conscience got to him.. chiu no fun kakakaka
March 4th, 2006 at 12:23 am
Damn! How do you get hired as one?
March 4th, 2006 at 2:02 am
Oh, I didn’t know that! Interesting!
The things only blogs can teach you.
March 4th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Mini, don’t quit your day job please.
March 4th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
If I’m not mistaken my neighbour had some strippers over during her hen night but she doesn’t look like the kind of person to cough up rm 500 for a couple mins…
March 4th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
right,
If you’re doing it, you are going to tell me. And i’ll cough up 800rm for that one song.
hell yeah…
March 4th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
first, u have to get a brazilian wax..
then, maybe a boob job..
so, it may not be so profitable for first few months..
just thought u should know.
March 5th, 2006 at 1:30 am
RM 500 PER SONG?!!!!!
What the f*ck?!
What the f*ck am I doing busting my arse of in medical school, damnit?!!!!!
March 5th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Damn! I’d better go perfect my pole dance and start err…something like that.
March 5th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
embarassing isnt it! >.
March 5th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
Would you let Eric have a bachelor party with strippers if you do get married?
March 5th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
… my friend is working 6 hours per day for a whole month to get 500. I should ask her to reconsider a new ‘career path’, heh
March 6th, 2006 at 2:54 am
Can’t be RM$500 per song lah.
If really that good, then I’ll quit my job and be a male stripper too.
March 6th, 2006 at 10:27 am
FF: I would. But Eric is a GCB. Christian.
March 7th, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Minishorts would look good without panties and hotpants