Apparently I have been reduced to a buzzword.

So, I was talking to Vince yesterday, about the hilarious absurdity of life, how we cross the paths of strangers without even realizing we've crossed them–oh, how we've crossed them–and then out of nowhere suddenly some totally unheard of person falls out of the sky and pays homage to your greatness in all the wrong areas.

'I'm so awesome.'

That's how Vincent usually responds. I would like to say things like that, but unfortunately, that's just NOT me. I'll go, 'What the fuck? Who the fuck? Did I? I can't recall.'

Yes, yes, you're right, you're a genius, you know everything about me my life my future. I'm evil like that, I'm doomed to hell, I'll face the music bla bla bla. What else is new?

Actually I was distracted by my new gadget. I MANAGED TO INSTALL ZLAUNCHER on my palm and it's smokin' hot! However I've been trying and trying to get mobipocket reader to work on the thing but it just won't install. The stupid installation program sucks. Help!

The other new thing will be sort-of-confirmed today. I've told a few people already, so those of you who know, thanks for all the well-wishes. I REALLY HOPE THAT I PULL THROUGH WITH MY REQUESTS.

Right now it's all up to the big guy up there. Thanks for looking over my shoulder, God. You're the greatest!