Har har har.

I tell you, that Eric hoh, really hoh…

This was what happened. I wanted to call Mum to tell her that both of us were going home for dinner tonight. Instead I accidentally dialed '3′, the link to the boyfriend's number.

He picked up the phone and I went, 'OH DEAR I'm supposed to call Mum but I called you instead, so so sorry.'

'How come you always call me in mistake? Don't you put me on Speed Dial?'
'Yes I do, I put you on number 3.'
'Uh. You see, you put me on number 3 and you can't even remember.'
'Well at least I put you right next to my Mum.'
'So?'
'You don't even put me next to your Mum. You put your Mum on number 1 and I'm on number 8.'
'Eh you stupid or what, number 1 is voicemail lah.'
'Oh yeah, you're right. Then you put your mum on number 2…'
'Number 2 is Leslie lah.'
'Then it's number 3.'
'Number 3 is Nicholas.'
'Ok…, then number 4.'
'Number 4 is home!'
'Then you put your mum on number 5…'
'5 is my sister lah.'
'6 then.'
'Ok 6 is.. yeah 6 is my mum.'
'See! You put your mum on number 6 and me on number 8…. '
'I put it like this: first row, friends, second row, family, third row, girlfriend.'
'SEE! I'm not even in the first row.'
'You're on the third row!'
'I'm not even on the same row with family, I'm one row behind family! Not even on the first row with friends! I'm on the last row!'

'You siao char boh, you go cinema you want first row or last row?!'

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20 Responses to “Har har har.”

  1. LOLZ!

  2. manjanya!!!!!!

  3. wahlaueh! like that oso can ar? *salute respect ini Eric* :P

  4. hahahaha, he sure can switch lanes fast

  5. Fuiyoh…friends first! LOL

    I’m no.1 =P coz it’s an ericsson so can put no.1 =P

  6. If you look at it, number 8 is good.

    First, it’s easy to access (imagine you are speed dialing), and 8 is a good number (in Chinese languange, anyway).

    Look at the bright side! I am not even in speed dial on my gf’s phone :(

  7. That was a quick thinking! Respect!

  8. Hahaha…perfect Eric reasonng. :) Best saved for last. :P

  9. Unfortunately, that logic only works on rational beings.

  10. You can change your mailbox number to a number you want to set. I forgot how to do it on Nokia phones.

  11. damn. that was slick.

  12. Cheneille Says:
    April 3, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    Last row for girlfriend.

    0_o

    Then number 7 and 9 how???

  13. cheneille: 7-gf’s house, 9-gf’s mum

  14. hahaha. wah seh. ur Eric pandai cover lah.
    good good. *salutes Eric*

  15. Hahaha, quick thinking.
    From terkena to pwning girlfriend!

  16. Lucky 8 … he must be hoping this is the one! :-)

    FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!

    How lucky can you be?

    Of course, leaping off a sinking ship onto safety, I’d rather be number one. :-)

  17. check speed dial no. 10

    Maybe is mistress. lol

  18. Salute to Eric!!

  19. zha dou… haha

  20. *gulp… not yet married already complain like this. Aiyoh….. more of the uglier side after you are married.

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