just minishorts.

Its 4.15 and suddenly I remembered that promise to pick up my urine test results. Yesterday.

Uh-oh.

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I think Monday's not too late to go through that medical check up.

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Then I remembered the yuckiness of that urine test. Dang I hate urine tests. Because females don't have a dick it's not THAT easy to aim into a tiny bottle and fill it half-full. Worse if the washrooms only have toilet-bowls. Ten times worse if the toilet cubicles don't have tissue dispensers.

Which really irks me. HOW CAN A CLINIC NOT HAVE INDIVIDUAL TISSUE DISPENSERS IN THEIR CUBICLES ANYWAY? How does a common tissue-paper dispenser for an entire washroom of three cubicles actually work out to be justified logic in the first place? I mean, sometimes you rush into a toilet cubicle to do your business and you don't even remember to check if they have tissue paper dispensers inside the cubicle. Then when you're done and you realize, alamak, tak-de tisu. Worse, sometimes they have tissue dispensers without tissues.

So what happened the other day was I aimed wrongly a few times (I'm sorry but I'm not that good at discerning where the pee shoots out from), and my fingers got stained. And because I was half-hovering over the sitting bowl, trying to do my best to fill up that puny little urine bottle, I also sprayed a few droplets over the seats lah. *ter-spray*

And because some genius decided it was far more economical to have a common tissue paper dispenser OUTSIDE the toilet cubicles, and there wasn't an individual facet within the cubicle itself, well… so sorry for the next person who came to use the toilet I was in lah.

So there: I really, really, hate some Malaysian toilets.

Such as the female washrooms at Sunway Pyramid's Tanjong Golden Village Cinemas. They are just deplorable.

You know at SP's TGV, we females have to use the sanitary pad disposal bin to keep the doors closed and locked? I usually have to kick it into place. And the floors are ALWAYS wet, and the tissue paper dispensers hardly ever have any tissues.

And I also hate hate hate wet floors in toilets. It's UTTERLY yucky to be wearing thin-soled heels and walking into puddles of dirty water in public toilets.

Also, I hate to find shoeprints on clean toilet seat covers. You know the first time I went to the GSC in Times Square, the place was only three days old, and we were there to catch an 11 am show. I walked into the loo, very impressed at first, then was utterly disgusted to find sneaker marks all over the toilet seat cover.

And I cannot take toilet bowls that are stuffed to the brim with used tissues. You know how you walk into a toilet to see ugly little things floating in the water? GAWD damn it you don't need a WHOLE tissue paper roll just to wipe your bum clean, right? And then you do NOT dump used sanitary pads into the toilet bowls…

Once I saw a young mother in an open cubicle, carrying her toddler over the toilet bowl seat and teaching her how to stand and balance herself on the seat cover. AND THIS WAS IN A FIVE-STAR HOTEL aye. The toilets are SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN. Why the fuck do you have to stand on the seat covers! WHY ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR LITTLE FIVE YEAR OLD KID TO STAND ON TOILET BOWL SEAT COVERS? I mean, she could have broken the poor seat cover, you stupid mother. And TOILETS IN FIVE STAR HOTELS ARE NOT CHEAP TO BUILD YOU KNOW OR NOT?

It's times like this that I wished I were a guy. At least all I need to do is stand and shoot.