Turning stupid
You know with all the turmoil and storms being blown out of their little teacups in the sphere right now, and I get odd questions from people who strangely seem to think I have a little bit more insight into this strange little part of Malaysia we call the blogosphere.
'Adui, please, I don't keep track of the happenings. My news is always two days (too) late.'
People hardly believe me, but never mind that, those who suspect so come along and say, 'What you mean you don't really bother, this is your country you know, you don't take care meh?'
Well. Even MY MUM's told me to be careful of what I write. And the other day when The Star had that awesome (isn't it awesome?) 'Bloggers Beware' headline splashed across its cover, Eric called just to ask me 'Did you read the papers?'
'Yeah I saw it.'
'You better be careful okay?'
'Erm. Okay.'
'Don't write so many sensitive things.'
What do I write that's so sensitive? Pray tell me.
I think when storms get blown out of teacups, and china comes crashing across the room there's bound to be injured people here and there. And of course, family would care (they ought to), and they call out of concern. So I will do this here, now, and I promise this.
'Dear don't worry lah. My blog is mostly about stupid things. Nothing sensitive at all. I'm not so smart to write about difficult issues okay? Me very stupid one. '
'Good. Good girlfriends should turn stupid.'
'Heh? I'm not good izzit?'
'Can be better. You see, stupid girlfriends are easy to handle.'
'So you're saying I'm hard to handle lah izzit?
'Well, you can be easier to handle.'
Don't you love it when your man thinks you're smart?
August 7th, 2006 at 11:06 am
smart girlfriends need smarter boyfriends.
In which, i think Eric is doing a splendid job. He’s very good in giving great answers. cheerios!
August 7th, 2006 at 11:28 am
Eric is a Master of the Indirect Compliment. Give him an award!
August 7th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Eric loves minishorts because she’s so cute. He loves waking up and finding her still asleep, wearing nothing but bra and panties. He loves playing with her moderately long hair. He loves watching her shave her underarms and then watching the little hairs growing again. He loves touching her firm tummy. He loves the little short hairs on her forearms. He loves rubbing the minishorts.
August 7th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Wow… hotpants does have some vivid imagination. Hiaks! Time to lay low with them drugs dude/duddette. Look what it is doing to ya!
August 7th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
‘Me very stupid one.’
I knew it. One day everyone will start cashing in on my stupidity routine!
I’m the original stupid!!!
Personally, I’d like a smart girlfriend. And why the need to control them, if they are smart, then they have a mind of their own, opinions of their own and can act independantly. Nothing to control, they are in control of themselves.
Hmmmm, wonder if I can trade one red paperclip for a smart girlfriend
August 8th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
I always wanted to write on controversial issues but decided not to coz’ my I always lose my guts when I start typing the first few words. Maybe it’s called smart. I don’t know.
August 12th, 2006 at 6:09 am
LOLs
> Don’t you love it when your man thinks you’re smart?
The last line was the real killer
Hmm… still whatever we talk & rant about in our own personal space online does have a small, minute effect on the thoughts & opinions and the world at large. though minute it may be. sorta like the power of the pen i guess one could say.
he makes a lot of sense though - blog rationally, self-censorship & no one is above the law (although the hand of justice may move oh so slowly sometimes…)
happy blogging to one and all…