What happened in the morning.
Ah lian mode.
This morning hoh, I woke up at 5.30 in the morning lah, because I had to pick up the boyfriend so that we could get to the gym together (today he no car 'cos he put in the workshop for paint job). So hoh, I drove there with all my bags and all, arrived at his house around 6.05. Then he took over and we drove to the gym lor… I did 20 minutes on the treadmill and then did some weights then I went to mandi. Then after that I realized, sei-fo forgot to bring working shoes… but because today I am wearing baju kurung hoh, I cannot pair the dress with running sneakers. Then I remember, lucky me I always keep a pair of shoes in the car. So I went to the boot and found my pair of shoes which had been lying in the boot for many many months (never touch). And then I put it on and I thought everything is okay already, life can go on.
I came to office and then I felt, 'Why so weird one why my soles like sandy sandy sticky sticky what's wrong with these shoes?'
So I took out my feet and then….
OMG stupid shoes are disintegrating on me.
I SPENT LIKE 15 minutes in my boss's office (his room got personal cubicle with hot water shower) trying to wash out the yucky yucky sticky bits that are stuck to my soles and feet! STILL CANNOT WASH OFF OKAY? Lucky office got another pair of ugly slippers, so now I'm shuffling around my floor in a baju kurung dress with ugly rubber slippers… how mis-matched can you get??
I'm waiting for April to pick me up so that we could get to the nearest shoe shop to get me-self a new pair of slip-ons.
BUT I JUST HAD TO RANT LOR… WHY IS IT SO MA-FAN TO BE WOMAN ONE???!!!
August 16th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Quite troubling to see MS writing like this. But then we need to loosen up once in a while too.
August 16th, 2006 at 11:48 am
It may be ma-fan to be a woman but I still think that most women, including MS, adapt to problems better & faster than men.
August 16th, 2006 at 11:55 am
“BUT I JUST HAD TO RANT LOR… WHY IS IT SO MA-FAN TO BE WOMAN ONE???!!!”
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1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they’re actually in control.
2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of “need” is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3) Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.
4) Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7) Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.
9) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
10) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
11) Women brush their hair before bed.
12) Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
13) Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility, “It’s there in the Bible”.
14) The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
15) Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
16) Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
17) A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
18) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’
19) Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
20) “Oh, nothing,” has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man- language.
21) Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
22) If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, “What did you do?”
23) Women don’t really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don’t see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
24) Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they’ll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
25) The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.
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That’s WHY!
Cheers!
August 16th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Yeah, like my tissue paper always running out at least once a month for a few days. Have to use dirty cloth temporarily until got proper tissue paper.
August 16th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Hehehe. Thanks for the laugh.
I once saw a pair of heels left forlornly in the carpark in exactly the spot (the driver’s side of the parking “box” that a woman with special shoes for driving would leave them if she forgot to pick them up after changin into her driving shoes. And then drive away.
So kesian. But so funny. That would never happen to a man.
August 17th, 2006 at 12:55 am
I keep a pair of shoes in the office for this very similar reason!
August 17th, 2006 at 1:42 am
Matching also what. Most melayu in kurung will normally wear with slippers ones. Cos they think nobody looks at their feet since the kain covers the feet. So show us your new slip-ons.