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In an ideal world.
You know, in an ideal world, we would really stop arguing about all these differences of opinions.
But because this world is not-so-ideal, it's so sad that we've got to content ourselves with wishful thinking, right? But it's 1st September, so here's my list of ten.
1) I wish that one of this days God would just appear and tell us to stop bickering over who's right and who's wrong. Perhaps he'll get really tough and scream out loud, 'STFU all of you, you're all wrong. I'm the only right one. Now GO, in peace!'
2) I wish that leaders would stop reading from pre-written speeches and then mis-matching their speech-messages with what they put into action. At least our lives would have some kind of directon, at least it wouldn't look like such a stage we're living in.
3) I wish that passionate youth would just control their passions a little bit and try to look see look see before they say something crappy. I mean, idiotic behaviour is only funny for so long.
4) I wish that smart people would stop voting idiots into power. Didn't we all watch Fahrenheit 9/11? Like, what the hell are we doing here? Like, what on earth is happening?
5) I wish that leatherback turtles would swim back to our shores again.
6) Or that dugongs would stop turning up half-dead near our shores.
7) That they would allow an option to switch the subtitles on Animax to either Chinese or English.
I wish that women would stop dating men who don't bathe. Or women would at least make it a point for their men to take a bathe before dragging them out on a date. Eric and I had to sit beside a stink bomb in the cinema today. Pooh. Macam tiga hari tak mandi.
9) I wish I'd more money.
10) I wish all my wishes did come true.
Oh I like the holidays. Two more days to work. Whee.
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about 4 years ago
Hee hee…loved your post. I would pay good money just to see or hear the Big Guy tell everyone to STFU!
about 4 years ago
i wish they wouldn’t call the budget ‘bajet’, but belanjawan
about 4 years ago
In an ideal world, there is no religion, and the world probably more peaceful, and Minishorts and Menj wouldn’t have to go neck to neck at each other online, why, they might even be a couple, how Muhibbah that would be.
In MY ideal world, I would be the only male on earth and all women are beautiful and mine only.
about 4 years ago
If people did 4 then they wouldn’t hv to worry about 2. Ideally.
about 4 years ago
MENJ and Minishorts a couple??LOL……LOL some more
LMAO ROTFL
about 4 years ago
Suanie : OMG, the bf just said EXACTLY the same thing you said about the “bajet” thingy
about 4 years ago
(1) The leatherbacks will not return. Period. Whether we like it or not. Have you read this? –> http://chenpn.com/2006/08/15/the-leatherbacks-in-terengganu/
(2) The dugong.. Well, we are trying our best to “force” the authority to take immediate action. As usual, the Director of a certain agency cannot be reached for comments, but we are trying our best: they have to either (a) send the dugong calf to somebody who knows how to take care of it, or (b) send a team of committed, passionate personnel to feed and take care of the dugong indefinitely. And I doubt the latter.
about 4 years ago
Yeah people who don’t shower may smell somewhat. Fortunately we have water to shower in Malaysia. If this was the Middle East, like Saudi Arabia, water could be more valuable than gold even.
about 4 years ago
‘You know, in an ideal world, we would really stop arguing about all these differences of opinions.’
I disagree … no wait, I agree! D’oh!
’4) I wish that smart people would stop voting idiots into power. ‘
You know, I think only ONCE or TWICE have people I’ve actually voted for got in! lol
It’s not the smart ones voting the dumb ones in … dumb people out number the smart ones…
’6) Or that dugongs would stop turning up half-dead near our shores.’
You’d be half dead if you had to swim all day and all night long.
Why do they swim so much? Well, they’re looking for where they parked their car so they can go home and get into a nice warm bed! The poor things!
’5) I wish that leatherback turtles would swim back to our shores again.’
They’re all riding around on motorbikes now!
Of course, we wouldn’t want them if they bring their cousin Gammera with them. He keeps knocking buildings over!
’8) I wish that women would stop dating men who don’t bathe. ‘
You mean I have to bath now? Oh! You probably want me to stop using my durian deodorant too!
’9) I wish I’d more money.’
Now, wouldn’t you like to meet someone on earth who didn’t wish that … and it doesn’t even exist, it’s a social construction!
Sabrina – ‘I would pay good money just to see or hear the Big Guy tell everyone to STFU!’
Okay, how about me instead. Here I go. ‘EVERYBODY! STFU!’
Yeah, i know, I’m not the BIG man… but I am a fat man, so we’re half way there!
ShadowFox – ‘In an ideal world, there is no religion’
You been reading Marx again? Or just listening to Imagine.
Anyway, Religion isn’t the problem, it’s religious intolerance. After all, people disagree and kill each other over things other than religions. If there was no religion, they’d just be using another excuse to do all that.
So, stop blaming religion, blame the root of the problem, people.
So, in an ideal world, they’d be no people!
‘In MY ideal world, I would be the only male on earth and all women are beautiful and mine only. ‘
That ideal world would last about four days, and then you’d die from exhaustion.
But, what a way to go!
Hot pants – ‘If this was the Middle East, like Saudi Arabia, water could be more valuable than gold even.’
I can make water in a gold colour if that helps sell it!
about 3 years ago
No religion, now that would be great but I’m sure humans would find something else equally pointless to squabble over.
about 3 years ago
i liked dabido’s comment on the end of the world though.