Comments on: In an ideal world. http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/ life, love, *motherhood, and then more Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:55:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: minishorts http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25682 minishorts Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:13:13 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25682 i liked dabido's comment on the end of the world though. i liked dabido’s comment on the end of the world though.

]]> By: ShaolinTiger http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25678 ShaolinTiger Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:52:00 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25678 No religion, now that would be great but I'm sure humans would find something else equally pointless to squabble over. No religion, now that would be great but I’m sure humans would find something else equally pointless to squabble over.

]]> By: Dabido (Teflon) http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25660 Dabido (Teflon) Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:45:21 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25660 <i>'You know, in an ideal world, we would really stop arguing about all these differences of opinions.'</i> I disagree ... no wait, I agree! D'oh! :-) <i>'4) I wish that smart people would stop voting idiots into power. '</i> You know, I think only ONCE or TWICE have people I've actually voted for got in! lol It's not the smart ones voting the dumb ones in ... dumb people out number the smart ones... <i>'6) Or that dugongs would stop turning up half-dead near our shores.'</i> You'd be half dead if you had to swim all day and all night long. Why do they swim so much? Well, they're looking for where they parked their car so they can go home and get into a nice warm bed! The poor things! <i>'5) I wish that leatherback turtles would swim back to our shores again.'</i> They're all riding around on motorbikes now! Of course, we wouldn't want them if they bring their cousin Gammera with them. He keeps knocking buildings over! <i>'8) I wish that women would stop dating men who don't bathe. '</i> You mean I have to bath now? Oh! You probably want me to stop using my durian deodorant too! :-) <i>'9) I wish I'd more money.'</i> Now, wouldn't you like to meet someone on earth who didn't wish that ... and it doesn't even exist, it's a social construction! :-) Sabrina - <i>'I would pay good money just to see or hear the Big Guy tell everyone to STFU!'</i> Okay, how about me instead. Here I go. 'EVERYBODY! STFU!' Yeah, i know, I'm not the BIG man... but I am a fat man, so we're half way there! :-) ShadowFox - <i>'In an ideal world, there is no religion'</i> You been reading Marx again? Or just listening to Imagine. Anyway, Religion isn't the problem, it's religious intolerance. After all, people disagree and kill each other over things other than religions. If there was no religion, they'd just be using another excuse to do all that. So, stop blaming religion, blame the root of the problem, people. :-) So, in an ideal world, they'd be no people! :-) <i>'In MY ideal world, I would be the only male on earth and all women are beautiful and mine only. '</i> That ideal world would last about four days, and then you'd die from exhaustion. :-) But, what a way to go! :-) Hot pants - <i>'If this was the Middle East, like Saudi Arabia, water could be more valuable than gold even.'</i> I can make water in a gold colour if that helps sell it! :-) ‘You know, in an ideal world, we would really stop arguing about all these differences of opinions.’

I disagree … no wait, I agree! D’oh! :-)

’4) I wish that smart people would stop voting idiots into power. ‘

You know, I think only ONCE or TWICE have people I’ve actually voted for got in! lol
It’s not the smart ones voting the dumb ones in … dumb people out number the smart ones…

’6) Or that dugongs would stop turning up half-dead near our shores.’

You’d be half dead if you had to swim all day and all night long.
Why do they swim so much? Well, they’re looking for where they parked their car so they can go home and get into a nice warm bed! The poor things!

’5) I wish that leatherback turtles would swim back to our shores again.’

They’re all riding around on motorbikes now!
Of course, we wouldn’t want them if they bring their cousin Gammera with them. He keeps knocking buildings over!

’8) I wish that women would stop dating men who don’t bathe. ‘

You mean I have to bath now? Oh! You probably want me to stop using my durian deodorant too! :-)

’9) I wish I’d more money.’

Now, wouldn’t you like to meet someone on earth who didn’t wish that … and it doesn’t even exist, it’s a social construction! :-)

Sabrina – ‘I would pay good money just to see or hear the Big Guy tell everyone to STFU!’

Okay, how about me instead. Here I go. ‘EVERYBODY! STFU!’
Yeah, i know, I’m not the BIG man… but I am a fat man, so we’re half way there! :-)

ShadowFox – ‘In an ideal world, there is no religion’
You been reading Marx again? Or just listening to Imagine.
Anyway, Religion isn’t the problem, it’s religious intolerance. After all, people disagree and kill each other over things other than religions. If there was no religion, they’d just be using another excuse to do all that.
So, stop blaming religion, blame the root of the problem, people. :-)
So, in an ideal world, they’d be no people! :-)

‘In MY ideal world, I would be the only male on earth and all women are beautiful and mine only. ‘

That ideal world would last about four days, and then you’d die from exhaustion. :-)
But, what a way to go! :-)

Hot pants – ‘If this was the Middle East, like Saudi Arabia, water could be more valuable than gold even.’

I can make water in a gold colour if that helps sell it! :-)

]]> By: Hotpants http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25611 Hotpants Sat, 02 Sep 2006 18:56:43 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25611 Yeah people who don't shower may smell somewhat. Fortunately we have water to shower in Malaysia. If this was the Middle East, like Saudi Arabia, water could be more valuable than gold even. Yeah people who don’t shower may smell somewhat. Fortunately we have water to shower in Malaysia. If this was the Middle East, like Saudi Arabia, water could be more valuable than gold even.

]]> By: pelf http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25586 pelf Sat, 02 Sep 2006 13:52:45 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25586 (1) The leatherbacks will not return. Period. Whether we like it or not. Have you read this? --> http://chenpn.com/2006/08/15/the-leatherbacks-in-terengganu/ (2) The dugong.. Well, we are trying our best to "force" the authority to take immediate action. As usual, the Director of a certain agency cannot be reached for comments, but we are trying our best: they have to either (a) send the dugong calf to somebody who knows how to take care of it, or (b) send a team of committed, passionate personnel to feed and take care of the dugong indefinitely. And I doubt the latter. (1) The leatherbacks will not return. Period. Whether we like it or not. Have you read this? –> http://chenpn.com/2006/08/15/the-leatherbacks-in-terengganu/

(2) The dugong.. Well, we are trying our best to “force” the authority to take immediate action. As usual, the Director of a certain agency cannot be reached for comments, but we are trying our best: they have to either (a) send the dugong calf to somebody who knows how to take care of it, or (b) send a team of committed, passionate personnel to feed and take care of the dugong indefinitely. And I doubt the latter.

]]> By: S-Kay http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25583 S-Kay Sat, 02 Sep 2006 13:19:02 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25583 Suanie : OMG, the bf just said EXACTLY the same thing you said about the "bajet" thingy Suanie : OMG, the bf just said EXACTLY the same thing you said about the “bajet” thingy

]]> By: Emmanuel http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25527 Emmanuel Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:09:10 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25527 MENJ and Minishorts a couple??LOL......LOL some more LMAO ROTFL MENJ and Minishorts a couple??LOL……LOL some more
LMAO ROTFL

]]> By: Michael http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25523 Michael Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:26:29 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25523 If people did 4 then they wouldn't hv to worry about 2. Ideally. If people did 4 then they wouldn’t hv to worry about 2. Ideally.

]]> By: ShadowFox http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25518 ShadowFox Fri, 01 Sep 2006 20:09:47 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25518 In an ideal world, there is no religion, and the world probably more peaceful, and Minishorts and Menj wouldn't have to go neck to neck at each other online, why, they might even be a couple, how Muhibbah that would be. In MY ideal world, I would be the only male on earth and all women are beautiful and mine only. :D In an ideal world, there is no religion, and the world probably more peaceful, and Minishorts and Menj wouldn’t have to go neck to neck at each other online, why, they might even be a couple, how Muhibbah that would be.

In MY ideal world, I would be the only male on earth and all women are beautiful and mine only. :D

]]> By: suanie http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/comment-page-1/#comment-25511 suanie Fri, 01 Sep 2006 16:44:25 +0000 http://www.minishorts.net/2006/09/02/in-an-ideal-world-2/#comment-25511 i wish they wouldn't call the budget 'bajet', but belanjawan i wish they wouldn’t call the budget ‘bajet’, but belanjawan

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