It bloody sucks to be back at work.

Observation #1 I was last at the office on Wednesday last week. When I left, a couple of my sea-monkeys were mating. This morning I came back and I saw the monkeys still stuck to each other. I'm about to leave the office soon and they're still humping each other.

Freaking creatures have an amazing sex drive whey!

Speaking of sex, I just read in Cleo that there's this awesome new boutique hotel in Singapore that boasts mirrors in its room. Wall-to-wall, and ceilinged mirrors. AN AWESOME VOYEUR'S DREAM COME TRUE YOH! (Ten years ago I wrote in this blog that my sexual fantasy is to have sex in a room full of mirrors because I like to see things from all angles possible.)

But of course, it sucks when you've sworn to be celibate.

No really, it's cool to be nice and innocent.

Or to TRY to be nice and innocent.

I really am nice and innocent.

I was not hijacked by aliens.

Actually, my car's parking lot was hijacked by function crazed maniacs who INSIST that to run the biggie event of the week, they have to seal the entire parking lot. Hence, I have to walk an extra mile just to get to my car, so that I can get home today.

Bloody hell.

Ok. Obviously long long weekends don't really agree with my work patterns. For some reason I'm feeling REALLY slow and lazy today.

Oh fucks, because of the long weekend, my Pixart book got delayed, and Suanie beat me to it. But check out the discounts they're offering there. See the Suan's site for details please.

You so don't want to see my version of the Pixart Photobook. It's filled with photos of me and Eric making out. No really. Actually it's a feel-good family book of my trip to Bangkok. When it comes, I will photograph the final product and post it up. PROVIDED of course that my camera is still working then.

I SO NEED A NEW CAMERA.

PANASONIC! DO YOU READ MY BLOG? CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A NEW CAMERA?

OK, Or maybe I'll just borrow a camera from the office and fix it up for this purpose.

I'm so random today okay I know this. I think I shall get back to finishing up the paperwork now.

Later.