OK Really giving them Pixart books out.
Two more days to go before I close the contest period. The Pixart book is worth RM56 each, and I've got THREE (3) books to give away just to my readers. So you know what you want to do, right?
Seeing that I still have three Photobooks and I can't very well keep them for myself, I'm going to run a simpler version of the previously impossibly difficult contest.
All you have to do is to fill in the empty thought bubbles in the photo below.
The idea is for you to try to be funny, something like the following:
Just make sure that I like your creativity, and DON'T YOU BE EVIL ENOUGH TO INSULT EITHER RAKSHA OR MYSELF WHILE YOU'RE BEING NAUGHTY. But if you must be caustic, do it stylishly.
When you submit your entries, please label them as :
minishorts: —-
rakshademon: —-
The top three most interesting submissions will win one Pixart Pocket Photobook each.
The rules
Give a valid e-mail address please, and make sure you have a Malaysian address, because the free shipping only applies if you stay in Malaysia. If you're Singaporean or from elsewhere, you're free to participate, but you have to pay for your own shipping if you win it. Each winner will only take home ONE BOOK. And another thing, all submissions must arrive in this comments box by 11.59 pm, 30 September 2006. Late entries will not dilayan.
The EXTRA Rule
I had to add this on seeing that some of you guys got over-excited. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MAXIMUM OF 3 entries only. If you submit more than 3, I will only look at the first 3 comments that you submit. The rest will be absorbed into the system as a happy guest that never made it to the finalists, NO MATTER HOW GOOD the most recent comment is.
September 27th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
minishorts: Are we gonna dance or what?
rakshademon: Neh… just sit still and give your best smile! Remember, finger to be straight.
September 27th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Minishorts : Two Pisang Goreng..please..!
Rakshademon : I want Two Hum Cheam Pang please..!
Yup.. will pay for my own shipping.. heheh!!
September 27th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
minishorts: I can’t believe we’re doing better than the ah lians even we seldom practise it.
rakshademon: Well, you know, talents. And skills.
September 27th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
minishorts: Wait, I think I need to raise my fingers by another 10 degrees
rakshademon: Aiyoh, she forget how to pose again…
September 27th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
minishorts: with colgate power minty-shots, my breath stays fresh, my smile stays white all day long!
rakshademon: use with racka-shaka diamond water mouthwash & smiles like ours will be yours too!
September 27th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
minishorts: ugh, my smile is breaking, what is taking kenny so long?
rakshademon: oi, stop buaya-ing & take the pic lah!
September 27th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
minishorts: My minishorts are like, better than yours. Damn right, it’s better than yours. (To the tune of Kelis’ Milkshake)
raksha: Duh, I’m wearing a skirt. Just smile, woman.
(Haha, not that I’ll win, but maybe it can be posted to my place back in Malaysia?)
September 27th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
minishorts: if i, God’s child can smile beside this demon here, so can u!
rakshademon: yeah! let’s show ‘em the meaning of tolerance!
September 27th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
minishorts: kenny is kinda cute hoh?
rakshademon: no lah, i’m cuter
September 27th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
minishorts: drunk on 2 mugs of hunny dew…
rakshademon: yeah, she has 2 more to go hehe
September 27th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
minishorts: what do i do with the Pixart books if they can’t do this either?
rakshademon: why, give them all to windchaser of course!
September 27th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
minishorts: i heard kenny fell off auckland harbor bridge
rakshademon: yeah, lucky thing aj hackett was there to catch him
September 27th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
minishorts: i must smile bigger than her
rakshademon: she smile showing teeth? i also must do the same, hope no sayur stuck on my teeth
September 27th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
minishorts : Wah!~! Your hair feel so nice and smell so lovely. Which shampoo and conditioner you use ah?
rakshademon : Hehe, I only use our friendly Kenny’s Big Coconut Oil. It’s organic too *wink*.
September 27th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
minishorts : Chicken Rice? Char Kuew Teow? Chee Cheong Fun? Chapati? Cheese? ~Haiyah~, which style to better smile with?
rakshademon : Erm… Coconut?
September 27th, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Minishorts : Damn, we’re both wearing white, I hope the juice does not spill on us.
Rakshademon : Yeah, or else our pictures will be on Girls Gone Wild.
September 28th, 2006 at 12:33 am
minishorts : Two for your money
Rakshademon : Two for your soul
September 28th, 2006 at 1:52 am
minishorts: Practice.. Pose.. Photo.. Perfect!
rakshademon : Honey dew.. Honey dew.. Honey dew.. Err.. I mean yea, sure, pose.. Pose.. Photo.. Honey dew..
September 28th, 2006 at 2:00 am
minishorts : Hey, wasnt my drink full just now before I winked at that cute guy over there?
rakshademon : Huh? *slurps* What? Why are you smiling like that? Why are you staring? Stop grinning! Who have you been talking to? Why are you asking all these questions! Who said anything about me sipping your drink when you weren’t looking? Dum de dum..
September 28th, 2006 at 2:04 am
Minishorts:If you take too long I will drop my forefinger
Rakshademon: Hey Joan Chew, is this OK?
September 28th, 2006 at 3:44 am
minishorts: I’m as available as Suanie!
rakshademon: You too?
September 28th, 2006 at 3:51 am
minishorts:raks, faster smile and put your fingers like mine, it’s the IN trend nowadays
rakshademon:hmm…okay sure….here goes….dont we look like perfect twins? kenny, can u just take the picture instead of drooling all over…..:P
September 28th, 2006 at 7:05 am
minishorts: I hope I used my teeth whitener this morning…
rakshademon: Remember, pull both lip corners as wide as possible and grit your teeth like someone stabbed your thigh with a knife.
September 28th, 2006 at 7:37 am
Mini, interested in blogging for Channel [V]? Please reply ASAP, and yeah, this is not a joke! Hope to hear from you soon.
September 28th, 2006 at 8:26 am
could i give my 4th, 5th & 6th entries to my friend stargazer, & my 7th & 8th entries to my friend ivan?
September 28th, 2006 at 8:29 am
windy: NO CANNOT hahahah…
get them to come up with more lah ^_^
September 28th, 2006 at 8:34 am
hi…can i use windy’s entries? thanks
September 28th, 2006 at 8:43 am
oh hi! you’re on… good morning!
ok nvm then what to do?
September 28th, 2006 at 11:41 am
minishorts: I want World Pisss…
rakshademon: World Peace la..doink…tee hee..
September 28th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
minishorts: Damn, I’m cute.
rakshademon: I bet she’s thinking how cute she is now. Focus, ’shorts, focus!
September 28th, 2006 at 2:27 pm
minishorts: We’re so COOL and KAWAII and IN!!
rakshademon: Yeah baby, in a kopitiam…. -_-”
September 28th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
minishorts: ano, wa ta shi wa han su ri kin ta bo li kawai neh??
rakshademon: hait!! honda matshusita toyota kawaii!!!
(Translation:
minishorts: Geez, do you think we’re kawaii enough??
rakshademon: Definitely!! We’re the most kawaii people of all!!)
September 28th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Okay, I can’t enter the competition [nor do I want a picture book], but here goes:
Minshorts: You sure this is how John Travolta danced in Pulp Fiction?
Rakshademon: Yeah, and did you know a Quarter pounder is called Royale in France?
September 28th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
minishort: Do I have something stuck between my teeth?
rakshademon : That would be your brain dear…
September 28th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
minishorts: One, two, three sailormoon pose!
Rakshademon:How many fingers?… I hope I got the peace sign right…..
September 28th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
minishorts: Who says pretty chicks can’t multi task – I’m smiling AND playing paper, scissors, stone at the same time, aren’t I?! Beat that, all you MCPs!
rakshademon: First she wears white..then she orders the EXACT same drink…and you’d think that’ll be the end of it, wouldn’t you? but NOOOO she just has to go and put on my trade mark colgate-smile-and-peace-sign pose too! Arrghhh….
September 28th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Title of the picture: “How long was it?”
(no need for caption)(use your imagination. and if i win, send it to Suanie! unless u wanna mail it to USA)
September 28th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
minishorts: Sh!t….my face chao gan dy!
rakshademon: Faster shoot lar….my nose very itchy ler!
September 28th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
minishorts: I only know how to pose with my 2 fingers like this bor. Will I look silly posing like this beside rakshademon?
rakshademon: eh? cheh, minishorts also can pose like that only. I have nothing to be shy of then.. hehe.
September 28th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
minishorts: *flash dimples. Hope can get more attention by smiling like that ler…
rakshademon: Aiks, me no dimples to show how ler like that? Nevermind, Im wearing a bracelet, minishorts doesn’t.
September 28th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
minishorts: Kenny’s looking at me, his camera is focusing on me.
rakshademon: No, he’s looking at me. I have smaller teeth than yours.
September 28th, 2006 at 11:23 pm
minishorts : Eenie meenie minie moe… Kenny looks like KingKong kia !
rakshademon : Eenie meenie minie moe… Kenny hot like Phua Chu Kang !
September 28th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
minishorts : Lucky Kenny, killing 2 birds by dating 2 pretty girls!
rakshademon : Lucky me, having to chance to meet the man with largest coconut-balls!
September 28th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
minishorts : Kenny so Kawaii. Am i blushing? hehe… must be the sugar high in drinks!
rakshademon : Awww… Kenny~ Can I bring you back home? to wash my car with your hairy hands?
September 28th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
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minishorts : Lucky Kenny, killing 2 birds by dating 2 pretty girls!
rakshademon : Lucky me, having the chance to meet the man with largest coconut-balls!
September 28th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
minishorts: Why the peace sign again?
rakshademon: Aiyah. It’s an International “Act-Cute” pose wa..
September 29th, 2006 at 2:09 am
minishorts: *fake smiling and whispers* dun u dare get an inch closer to me u wretch…
rakshademon: *fake smiles and fights bak* u are the one that is getting closer, shoo
September 29th, 2006 at 2:11 am
minishorts:aww my freaking gawd… is it sunsilk? stay away~~~
rakshademon: like i want to get near ur pantene….=_=|||
September 29th, 2006 at 2:20 am
minishorts: nah~~~ just playing around with the readers….
rakshademon: are u really giving the books out??!!!
September 29th, 2006 at 2:23 am
too bored liao .. might as well add another one to be in the guest tat din make it…. tee heee…..
minishorts: psss… the cute next table is going away!!!!!
rakshademon: fast u ape, pretty boy is getting away liao….T.T
September 29th, 2006 at 4:53 am
Minishorts: You’re beautiful Raksha. Do you like my hair?
Rakshademon: Yes baby, let’s have a shower together after this.
September 29th, 2006 at 5:00 am
Minishorts: Eh, I think it’s that time of the month again.
Rakshademon: No lah, Eric was drinking last night remember?
September 29th, 2006 at 5:02 am
Minishorts: Wah, Kenny real big one.
Rakshademon: Yah, and I think it’s getting bigger.
September 29th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Rakshademon: The things I do to appear on your blog…
Minishorts: Shut up, you gorgeous woman, and try not too look too hot – this is still MY blog ok?
September 29th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Minishorts : I bet this pose will get a lot of comments. Quick, raise your fingers like scissors..
Rakshademon : I bet they are cracking their heads now. Muahahahaahah!
September 29th, 2006 at 10:42 am
minishorts: YEAH, KAWAIINESS!
Rakshademon: (talking through gritted teeth) Oops, Mini? SHOULDN’T we be doing the big-headed photos? With big round eyes? And pouted cute lips? And blurred pictures? Huh Mini? MINI???
September 29th, 2006 at 11:46 am
minishorts: I can’t believe I’m camwhoring to GIVE the books away
rakshademon: Just smile and wave, boys, just smile and wave…
September 29th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Minishorts: Kawaii Japanese Pose.. Chinese Coffeshop…SO WRONG!
Rakshademon: Har. Har. It was this or pose with coconuts! -_-”
September 29th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
minishorts: “Si beh sien, everytime come out also wear same colored top like mine” *hmmphh!!*
rakshademon: “Si beh sien, everytime take pics together-gether head wan near near, dunno got kutu onot.” *sigh*
September 29th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
minishorts: “With my killer pose like this, I can make polygamous men outta monogamous men!”
rakshademon: “With pose like this, I can make gorgeous gaymen straight again in no time!”
September 29th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
minishorts: “Fuyooh..jesus cries! Never knew Kenny’s nostril hair looks sexay on this angle. God damn!”
rakshademon: “I swear on my designer panties that I don’t wanna do a head-sharing pose again with someone who’s just had a bad hair day!”
September 29th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
minishorts : Aiya, I soooo hope that’s not what I think it is I felt on my behind
rakshademon: I sooooo hope she wouldn’t think it’s me though it IS… muahahahaah!
September 29th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
minishorts: (grits teeth) Stop pinching my thighs dammit!
rakshademon: hee hee… keep smiling babe
September 29th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
minishorts: Think girl, think… am I suppose to use 2 fingers or 3?
rakshademon: Damn she’s good. The classic “2-fingered Victory with a 45 degree horizontal flip” pose! How am I gonna top that?!!
September 29th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
minishorts: OMG what’s that smell?
rakshademon: Fuck… but I just shaved my armpit!
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minishorts: *maintain happy face, maintain happy face*
rakshademon: *must show bracelet and smooth armpit*
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minishorts: *I am going to close my eyes and kiss her after this*
rakshademon: *KNN faster la… i want to swallow the petai in my mouth! *
September 29th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
minishorts : With my sparkling eyes of a Bambi, shiny silky hair done by top hair stylist, smooth shiny skin bathe with only milk and honey, RM39.95 white top from Reject Shop and finally my favourite Darlie and Listerine to whiten my teeth, I’m so ready to kill few men.
rakshademon : Hehe, plus with the World Standard Ah Beng/Ah Lian Wannabe Pose(WSAWP), not only gonna kill few men but also crack their coconuts too.
September 30th, 2006 at 2:05 am
Both of you should be saying: OMG! I’m, like, so totally cuter!
September 30th, 2006 at 2:40 am
minishorts:I am not minishorts.I am actually KY in drag
Rakshademon: I am actually rakshademon.Do you have a problem with that?
September 30th, 2006 at 4:44 am
minishorts:I hope none of my ex-UPM lecturers see this!
Rakshademon: Eh, minishorts ni…pose maut pulak! Tiru aku jer.
September 30th, 2006 at 7:23 am
minishorts: If he doesn’t finish soon, I’m gonna snip off those coconuts of his with my bare fingers!
Rakshademon: Oh gawd, my lips are cramping up…
September 30th, 2006 at 8:07 am
minishorts: Don’t look but I think the Char Kuey Teow guy is starting to stare.
Rakshademon: That’s nothing. That Yong Tau Fu man has been making kissing sound for the past 5 mins.. Hurry up, Kenny!
September 30th, 2006 at 10:48 am
minishorts: Oi! Photographer, watch your background lah! How to become glamour portrait?
Rakshademon: Who said camwhoring is glamourous?
September 30th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
minishorts: Kenny better stop staring and just take the stupid picture -__-”
rakshademon: Kenny looks real cute in that white hotpants.
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minishorts: He better pick up his jaw before the makcik come and sweep it up for him.
rakshademon: Smile raksha smile, he’s not kenny…repeat, he’s not kenny. Oh no, I’m getting nauseous.
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minishorts: Eeeww, that apek just scratch his butt, picked his nose and now his licking his snot…eew.
rakshademon: Hmm…should I order another bowl of noodle? That guy at the stall is soooo cute and maybe he’ll give me an extra fishball.
September 30th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
minishorts : God make me look good in this picture
rakshademon : quickly.!.this is kopitiam.. paiseh…
September 30th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
raksha : Say CHEEESSEE!
minishorts : Cheese your head la! As if this pose isn’t kawaii enough..
…….
raksha : Oh look, so many people trying to make lame jokes about coconuts!
minishorts : Aiyah, let’s just pretend to be nice and smile smile la..
September 30th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
minishorts : anything to make me look younger T_T
Rakshademon:Really mini..next time i decide the posing..==’
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minishorts : OhOh!!! cant you tell?! we are posing as crabs!!
Rakshademon : my..arent you crappy today!
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minishorts: spot the difference!!!!
Rakshademon:urm i forgot to take out my bracelet.
October 1st, 2006 at 1:20 pm
minishorts: er… kenny does not realise his fly is open, does he?
Rakshademon: which makes our lovely smiles far more natural, kan?
October 2nd, 2006 at 8:28 am
i think dah tutuplah this competition. thank you for your time.