Boys will be boys will be boys
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Eric just called.
Eric: Dear, I bought something that you will enjoy tonight, very much.
Me: What? What izzit?
Eric: I bought something long, and thick.
Me: Heh? What is it???? TELLL!!!!
Eric: Well, it's long, its thick….
Me: …
Eric: And you can put it inside your body….
Me: Eh… what did you buy lah…
Eric: It's something for you… that you will enjoy very much…
Me: …
Eric: Do you know what is long, and thick and something that you can put inside you?
Me: Eh… don't tell me…
Eric: hmmm?
Me: EH YOU BOUGHT ME A DILDO?????
Eric: HAhahahahha… well….
Me: EH how can you buy me a dildo?
Eric: Why can't I buy you a dildo?
Me: Because… I cannot … and I don't… won't… don't want to….
Eric: Well, you never try, you never know… plus you will enjoy it very much lah…
Me: BUT I CANNOT!!! HOW CAN YOU BUY ME A DILDO?
Eric: Hahahahahahha no lah… not a dildo lah you hamsap… I bought you a Swiss Roll.
Me: -_-"
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November 17, 2006 at 6:55 pm
LOL. It’s nice to get a light hearted post once in a while from you.
November 17, 2006 at 7:10 pm
didn’t know you were hamsap. haha. very sporting though.
November 17, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Dildo, he’s Frodo’s cousin? Right?
November 17, 2006 at 7:26 pm
LOL…disappointed? ;p
November 17, 2006 at 7:52 pm
that’s sweet…
November 17, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Hahahahahaha Eric so hamsap, keeps minishorts very happy
November 17, 2006 at 10:21 pm
This’s a good one…hahahahaha1!!!!
November 17, 2006 at 10:58 pm
lol. i hope i get a bf with that kind of sense of humour one day. you’re a lucky girl!
November 18, 2006 at 11:15 am
Why your mind so dirty wan? I immediately *knew* it was a swiss roll when he said long, thick and you can put it into your mouth.
Hahaha, who am I kidding, babe?
November 18, 2006 at 3:43 pm
He’s sure cute..! and got a great sense of humour..
November 19, 2006 at 12:08 am
This is very WTF-able. Something you’ll tell your children/grandchildren about. Though you have to make sure they’ve learnt about dildo from their peers, rather than having yourself corrupt them.
November 19, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Haha….
Hamsup girl…
November 20, 2006 at 9:00 am
Chocolate Swiss Roll??? ROFL!
November 20, 2006 at 3:14 pm
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
he’s cute … like mumble. ; )