Boys will be boys will be boys

Friday, November 17th, 2006 @ 6:08 pm | Curse-spouter

Eric just called.

Eric: Dear, I bought something that you will enjoy tonight, very much.
Me: What? What izzit?
Eric: I bought something long, and thick.
Me: Heh? What is it???? TELLL!!!!
Eric: Well, it's long, its thick….
Me: …
Eric: And you can put it inside your body….
Me: Eh… what did you buy lah…
Eric: It's something for you… that you will enjoy very much…
Me: …
Eric: Do you know what is long, and thick and something that you can put inside you?
Me: Eh… don't tell me…
Eric: hmmm?
Me: EH YOU BOUGHT ME A DILDO?????
Eric: HAhahahahha… well….
Me: EH how can you buy me a dildo?
Eric: Why can't I buy you a dildo?
Me: Because… I cannot … and I don't… won't… don't want to….
Eric: Well, you never try, you never know… plus you will enjoy it very much lah…
Me: BUT I CANNOT!!! HOW CAN YOU BUY ME A DILDO?

Eric: Hahahahahahha no lah… not a dildo lah you hamsap… I bought you a Swiss Roll.

Me: -_-"

14 Responses to “Boys will be boys will be boys”

  1. anttyk Says:

    LOL. It’s nice to get a light hearted post once in a while from you.

  2. Matthew Says:

    didn’t know you were hamsap. haha. very sporting though.

  3. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Dildo, he’s Frodo’s cousin? Right? :-)

  4. Rez Says:

    LOL…disappointed? ;p

  5. alvin Says:

    that’s sweet… :)

  6. Ricky Says:

    Hahahahahaha Eric so hamsap, keeps minishorts very happy :razz:

  7. Maverick SM Says:

    This’s a good one…hahahahaha1!!!!

  8. lishun Says:

    lol. i hope i get a bf with that kind of sense of humour one day. you’re a lucky girl!

  9. FF Says:

    Why your mind so dirty wan? I immediately *knew* it was a swiss roll when he said long, thick and you can put it into your mouth.

    Hahaha, who am I kidding, babe?

  10. Mama Bok Says:

    He’s sure cute..! and got a great sense of humour.. ;)

  11. Dr. Tan Says:

    This is very WTF-able. Something you’ll tell your children/grandchildren about. Though you have to make sure they’ve learnt about dildo from their peers, rather than having yourself corrupt them.

  12. J Says:

    Haha….
    Hamsup girl…
    :P

  13. pablopabla Says:

    Chocolate Swiss Roll??? ROFL!

  14. deville Says:

    hahahahahahahahaha!!!

    he’s cute … like mumble. ; )

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