Over dinner.

Thursday, February 15th, 2007 @ 9:36 am | Diary-writer

We beat the Puchong jam and found ourselves enjoying some signature Tai-Chow dishes last night.Being a working Chinese in KL is like this, when work gets late, dinner becomes an easy choice. We either head off to a nearby hawker centre, or somewhere where the cooks stir fry their dishes with great enthusiasm and an unhealthy dose of Ajinomoto.

Eric got us three dishes: frog, calamari and chinese romaine lettuce (i.e. kong bou tin kai, ham dan sotong, fu yu yau mak). When the dishes came Eric squealed at the frog, saying that it was his favourite dish. So I decided to tell him something my mom mentioned previously as he tucked into a chopped up frog leg.

'You know what my mom said the other time you order tin kai at that restaurant near your house?'

'Yrmmmm?'

'She said you shouldn't be eating these stuff, not that much…'

'Yrmmmm… why not?'

'Her specific words were,'Eh when Eric and you get married and you start to make babies, he cannot have this kind of dishes lah…''

'What? You mum said what?'

'She said, when we get married and start to make babies, you can't eat frog.'

He almost choked on the leg. 'What's the reason?'

'She said that something in the frog, and in other ye mei dishes like squirrel or bear or dog or monkey or snake, is bad for your sperm and subsequently bad for the baby woh…'

'I don't eat those kind of things lah.'

'Well the last time we had soup at that herbal pot restaurant over in SS2, you ordered squirrel something kan?'

'Aiyah one time only,' he said. 'Try only. I mean you have to try exotic dishes once in a blue moon right?'

'Well since then mum is always fussing over the kind of things you eat and she says its 'No good, no good, bad for your future generations."

'So she actually said that when you and I are allowed to legally make babies I'm not to eat exotic stuff?'

I nodded. 'Uhuh. Right after we had that frog dish near your house…'

My Eric, he grinned, and then taking another piece from the dish and proceeding to tuck in extra noisily, said, 'OK lor. I eat after we have sex. Heheheh..'

'…'

7 Responses to “Over dinner.”

  1. ront Says:

    think your mom meant that the wrath incurred from eating all these poor animals…..then the kids will bear the resemblance of them…hehehe

    so how abt the chicken and ducks and beef and pork you all eat ah? and the fish?

  2. Silly Pat Says:

    LOL! Thanks for the amusing post, dear!

  3. Ricky Says:

    Maybe if Eric got circumcised he can still make babies while eating frog. No cheese, no sperm loss, 100% efficiency and tickles minishorts to the wee hours of the morning. Tee hee. :razz:

  4. abe Says:

    doods got a wicked sense of humour yo. all at the right times.

  5. Sivin Says:

    Happy CNY and blessed LENT and see you soon!

  6. cowboy caleb Says:

    So when are you getting married?

    I got yer angpau ready liao.

  7. beachboy Says:

    Supposedly ‘yeh mei’ is able to provide you with more power and longer lasting effect when u copulate.No??Even before copulating it gives you more sensation as brave and wise like the snake, as cheeky as the squirrel, as fierce as the tiger and as slimy as the frog….hahahaha no? Then why so many enjoy yeh mei, i personally don’t even touch tim kai.But yeh mei rocks to people who believe and have enjoyed the prowess of it. Dont think it will have any affect on the off spring though.

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