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I want to apologize for leaving you out cold in recent days. It's my job, my life, all these things have taken precedence over you. I'm so sorry-lah, but you're just a website. I mean, you're important to me, and I'd die if I lost you, but I really really really can't find the time proper to give you a pat on the back.

But I know you understand me so well. After all, you've been my confidante for so many years.