Long time no cuss.
Apr 02, 2007 in Curse-spouter
Oh, but you know how it feels I hope. It's the first day of my monthly pains, and I'm leaking like an over-riped strawberry. I'm terribly bloated too, and when I walk, I can feel my hips crashing against each other, the fats between the muscles (what muscles?) not cushioning the pain. Gah.
I feel wretched. I feel like throwing up. I feel like killing someone. I hate periods because they bring out the worst in anyone. In me, me, oh yes I'm a very very bad person on period days.
IT'S JUST FUCKING IRRITATING TO KNOW THAT BOYFRIENDS JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A PERIOD, AND THAT THEY KEEP FUCKING INSISTING THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STILL BEHAVE NORMALLY (WHAT THE FUCK IS NORMAL ANYWAY?) EVEN AFTER ACKNOWLEDGING THAT WE WOMEN HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY ALLOWING THEM THEIR VERSION OF SHIT ALL OF 22 DAYS WHEN WE'RE NOT HAVING OUR PERIODS. WHATEVER.
You know what he says? Periods are not an excuse to behave like a bitch. Your period doesn't make you special, it doesn't make you deserve to be treated better. It doesn't allow you the freedom of demanding to be pitied. It's just like any other day.
Oh yeah? I'll tell you this, 'Being male is just no an excuse to not be sensitive and caring. You think walking around with a soil sanitary pad between your thighs is something we do every other day? You think walking around feeling soggy and damp right down there is something that happens on any other day? Am I fucking DEMANDING TO BE PITIED?
FUCK IT. You fall sick, you behave like a ridiculous boy in diapers, you demand to be fretted over… well try bleeding ONCE A MONTH. TRY knowing that you have to put aside RM50 a month just to go towards stocking up on quality sanitary pads. Try imagining what it's like to have a cotton stick stuck up your vagina so that you'd better control your flow, and try keeping track of the hours you have that cotton stick in there.
Oh wait. For starters, try having a vagina, and try remember that your tightness won't last very long and after a while your man will probably start looking for tighter young babes.
I'm getting a little obscene, but it's my period. So I can.