just minishorts.

OK. There has been an obsessed person who's been commenting in every single one of my latest posts calling me names, peppering his comments with interesting phrases and making a clown out of himself. I'm going to say something to this person.

Hi hi, you're fucking annoying, can? You sound like an idiot. Buzz off.

Well he's probably not going to buzz off, trolls hardly do whatever I ask them to cos basically, I'm terrible at negotiating, hence the reason why I'm not a salesperson or a buyer.

But anyway, I also wanted to say this thing to the idiot.

What the fuck is wrong with you whey?

In actual fact, I know what's wrong with him. I mean, I probably, stepped on his tail, or her tail some years ago, or maybe yesterday, and maybe he's just so annoyed that I just didn't give a fuck about him, so he thinks that by coming onto my site, and making snide and ugly comments, he can probably make go home, and cry, and I'll go boo hoo hoo, and I'll sit in a corner, and think about how evil I've been, and rethink my issues, and pray to God and ask Him to forgive me for my sins, I don't know what I do, that I have to look in a mirror, and scrutinize my pimples, and wonder why do idiots like this hate me, and then wallow in self pity over the terrible unacceptance that I have to endure and therefore choose to live my life like a pathetic bitch.

Wait. He probably ALREADY thinks I'm a pathetic bitch.

Ok so I'm going to say this to him/her. (Actually I think it's a her, who doesn't even know why she hates me, she just hates me, and she's going to continue to hate me because she loves hating me yay). So anyway.

Here you go, a whole post to you, You ruin my day and now I'm going to die. BLAH.

I hope this makes her happy.