Yep, I’m 99.99% sure you’re a whacked up pyscho Singaporean transvestite.

Anyway, there’s nothing more pathetic then boring and stupid insults. So please change, ok? Great. Otherwise get lost.

Jeff

[Note: Sarcasm very much intended]

We love you. We sincerely do, even though sometimes our speeches do not show it. And we understand your pain, your anger, your need to lash out. They called you a freak, they called you a retard, they called called you a great many many other things. Yet you are resillient, and you maintained your composure. That, is strong indeed.

I have read most of your comments, and here I see that you are weakening in your resolve. You showed profound anger at the first few comments, and then you become monotonous, repeats after repeats, and recently, you became subdued. So there is hope for you yet. Deep inside, I see you resisting the Dark Side. Humanity is forgiving. We are forgiving. We are going to support you in your quest to rid yourself of this malice. We are here for you.

I understand you seek attention. Who doesn’t? But you see, to capture your readers, you need to vary your topics. Make them interesting. You keep talking about cats. In your last post, you claimed that Claire have a blue cat. In this one, you talk of you having a pink, shaven cat. That is a blatant lie. Wikipedia never said anything about the existence of a pink or blue cat, shaven or otherwise. Do not spread ill lies. Kids are reading this blog, as well as adults, of course. Now we don’t want them to go telling their mommies about shaved pink cats, do we?

Please write about dogs in your next comment. I love dogs. I’m sure you are well aquainted with dogs too, especially the female ones. Tell us all about them instead.

Write more. Now that we are so used to your presence, I can’t think of a day without your new outbursts. They just make my day so much nicer knowing that I am fortunate, and that there are so much worse creatures out there than me, and that they have such a terrible and sorry life, and you made me appreciate my own life more.

For that, I think a big thank you and a big *hug* is in order, and sadly though, I can’t hug you in real life, as I don’t think we will ever get to meet. Neither do I wish to meet you, ever, for that matter.

Anyway, I have spoken too much, and I apologise for stealing the limelight from your glorious self.

Please continue your comments. That’s all we ask, I think.

With Love xxx

Leon

GOod Lord hahahahahhahahahahaha….

Sometimes this type of people just never cease to amaze me.

So from “learning to laugh” at silly random people hating you, you’ve suddenly decided to dedicate a whole seemingly breezy post to an anonymous stalker.

Nonchalance is generally a good cover up, but it’s not really working here.

Very entertaining, My Name’s Not Really Claire At First.

Why thank you and yeah my name’s actually Choo Ki too.

Oh what a pathetic life you lead.
Were you abused by your parents?
Were they from Terengganu?
Are you confused about your gender?

I like you think you like the attention.
Enjoy it while you can. Life is too short.

Claire ROCKS!

Loved as always.

Dear pussy shaver,

She might have taken out on Singaporeans because they did something to us. You think Singaporean bloggers are all a bunch of angelic saints?