Strange things people do.
OK. There has been an obsessed person who's been commenting in every single one of my latest posts calling me names, peppering his comments with interesting phrases and making a clown out of himself. I'm going to say something to this person.
Hi hi, you're fucking annoying, can? You sound like an idiot. Buzz off.
Well he's probably not going to buzz off, trolls hardly do whatever I ask them to cos basically, I'm terrible at negotiating, hence the reason why I'm not a salesperson or a buyer.
But anyway, I also wanted to say this thing to the idiot.
What the fuck is wrong with you whey?
In actual fact, I know what's wrong with him. I mean, I probably, stepped on his tail, or her tail some years ago, or maybe yesterday, and maybe he's just so annoyed that I just didn't give a fuck about him, so he thinks that by coming onto my site, and making snide and ugly comments, he can probably make go home, and cry, and I'll go boo hoo hoo, and I'll sit in a corner, and think about how evil I've been, and rethink my issues, and pray to God and ask Him to forgive me for my sins, I don't know what I do, that I have to look in a mirror, and scrutinize my pimples, and wonder why do idiots like this hate me, and then wallow in self pity over the terrible unacceptance that I have to endure and therefore choose to live my life like a pathetic bitch.
Wait. He probably ALREADY thinks I'm a pathetic bitch.
Ok so I'm going to say this to him/her. (Actually I think it's a her, who doesn't even know why she hates me, she just hates me, and she's going to continue to hate me because she loves hating me yay). So anyway.
Here you go, a whole post to you, You ruin my day and now I'm going to die. BLAH.
I hope this makes her happy.
April 19th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
hehehe.. some freaks maybe?
April 19th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Err.. Can you like, ban the IP or something? I don’t know if it works..
April 19th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Jealous of your fame, maybe?
April 19th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
For every good soul there must be an asshole somewhere to balance the delicate equilibrium of life
April 19th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
sorry, press wrong button…
anyway, that b***ch is from singapore if you read the earlier post carefully. and we know the slut from Singapore hates your guts
April 19th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
alamak, what i wanted to say was in the comments of the previous post… coz i’m so used to comments page being at the bottom of any post… sorry ya… regarding this peabrained homo sapien, u read the comment there la… hehehe… u rock!
April 19th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
you are the kind of person who change a light bulb all alone. you hold up the bulb and expect the world to revolve around you.
when you hit 30s, perhaps with a little more wisdom and life experience, you will look back at these episodes in your life and you will hate yourself too! this showing off, bitchy attitude and I am the center of the universe thing is just a phase kids go thru.
when you are ready to join the real world and real people, you will learn to comform and be agreeable.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Some lose nuts case. It only shows a mentality of an immature adult who has a problem with life.
April 19th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
maybe it’s just a spam… been getting some lately…
but if it’s specific… then i think that spam is very… adamant about you…
April 20th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ….. im back again Ms Puki, i mean chooki… sorry … i am a gal, i got a pink pussy better than yours… hahaha… and my pussy smells good because i shave everyday and clean it. Unlike you… have to keep ur pussy till old cuz ur bf’s dick is currently *on leave* hahaa… maybe go fly to the south ady *migrate* . But he’s so stoooooopid… why he didn’t fuck u first? Because u 2 sure break up one… aiya… a whore like u… how can maintain a relationship wrong ler?
Actually guys , I am not bad u know… some ppl wanna mess with Singapore ppl without learning the consequence… kakaka… fuck u ler cibai chooki … ur puki probably needs some twist in it! I love u!
April 20th, 2007 at 12:46 am
dear freak,
given the “x” number of expletives used, me thinks dementia must be hereditary in your family. kinda scary. kinda like another Cho Seung-hui in incubation. thank God for gun controls in our country. but seriously, if u’re do turn out to be of the bitch gender, and u can dress up to look anything like angelina jolie’s lara croft, i’d maybe give u a 2nd look. maybe only…
on 2nd thoughts, naaahhhh….. forget it.
love,
XXX
April 20th, 2007 at 12:53 am
Dear Freak :
Get a life. Oh sorry i’ve forgotten that you dont have any. Maybe too busy shaving your **.
Claire, you’re amazing the way you are.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Dear Claire,
Loved as always.
Dear pussy shaver,
She might have taken out on Singaporeans because they did something to us. You think Singaporean bloggers are all a bunch of angelic saints?
April 20th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Dear Freak,
Oh what a pathetic life you lead.
Were you abused by your parents?
Were they from Terengganu?
Are you confused about your gender?
I like you think you like the attention.
Enjoy it while you can. Life is too short.
Claire ROCKS!
April 20th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Mmm. Drama.
So from “learning to laugh” at silly random people hating you, you’ve suddenly decided to dedicate a whole seemingly breezy post to an anonymous stalker.
Nonchalance is generally a good cover up, but it’s not really working here.
Very entertaining, My Name’s Not Really Claire At First.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Are you just gonna leave those offensive comments about?
Why not just delete them off?
Sometimes this type of people just never cease to amaze me.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
aiyoh..dis puki fellow got itchy ‘hai’ ar..anywayz dis kinda ppl just ignore la..delete comments lor..then sooner or later she or he or mixed..will just hav to giv up..dont give him any more fuel to play with then sooner or later the fire will run out..unless of course u wan to play along la..then nuffin said..but yeah that fellow should b proud u dedicated a whole post on him/her/shim..
April 20th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
My Dear Friend,
We love you. We sincerely do, even though sometimes our speeches do not show it. And we understand your pain, your anger, your need to lash out. They called you a freak, they called you a retard, they called called you a great many many other things. Yet you are resillient, and you maintained your composure. That, is strong indeed.
I have read most of your comments, and here I see that you are weakening in your resolve. You showed profound anger at the first few comments, and then you become monotonous, repeats after repeats, and recently, you became subdued. So there is hope for you yet. Deep inside, I see you resisting the Dark Side. Humanity is forgiving. We are forgiving. We are going to support you in your quest to rid yourself of this malice. We are here for you.
I understand you seek attention. Who doesn’t? But you see, to capture your readers, you need to vary your topics. Make them interesting. You keep talking about cats. In your last post, you claimed that Claire have a blue cat. In this one, you talk of you having a pink, shaven cat. That is a blatant lie. Wikipedia never said anything about the existence of a pink or blue cat, shaven or otherwise. Do not spread ill lies. Kids are reading this blog, as well as adults, of course. Now we don’t want them to go telling their mommies about shaved pink cats, do we?
Please write about dogs in your next comment. I love dogs. I’m sure you are well aquainted with dogs too, especially the female ones. Tell us all about them instead.
Write more. Now that we are so used to your presence, I can’t think of a day without your new outbursts. They just make my day so much nicer knowing that I am fortunate, and that there are so much worse creatures out there than me, and that they have such a terrible and sorry life, and you made me appreciate my own life more.
For that, I think a big thank you and a big *hug* is in order, and sadly though, I can’t hug you in real life, as I don’t think we will ever get to meet. Neither do I wish to meet you, ever, for that matter.
Anyway, I have spoken too much, and I apologise for stealing the limelight from your glorious self.
Please continue your comments. That’s all we ask, I think.
With Love xxx
Leon
April 21st, 2007 at 9:16 am
Wow…. macam ni pun boleh
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Mr. Spammer,
I have been pretty unimpressed with your insults recently. Your profane tirades sound pretty much the same each time. I want to see a little creativity in your spamming. It almost seems a waste to go to all of the effort of coming to this site frequently and spamming it if you’re just going to drop the same few f-bombs every time and not even bother writing something original. At this point, I’m wondering if you’re just running out of hate. I mean, it is pretty hard to hate Claire, so maybe its tough to keep it up.
Anyway, there’s nothing more pathetic then boring and stupid insults. So please change, ok? Great. Otherwise get lost.
Jeff
[Note: Sarcasm very much intended]
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Obsession with female genitalia-Check.
Howlish incoherent babbling-Check.
Jealousy of attractive females-Check.
Confused over love and gender issues-Check.
Believes he/she/it is intellectually/financially/sexually superior merely by coming from an island slightly larger than a KL roundabout?-Check.
Would make an amazing subject matter as a protagonist in a sappy foreign flick about a disturbed but sexually hyperactive mental patient?-Check.
Yep, I’m 99.99% sure you’re a whacked up pyscho Singaporean transvestite.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Just some people with nothing else to do. Well, it ain’t a HARD thing for a people to just tap on some ugly and dirty words on the keyboard. This is the nature of Human being, Destroy is always easier than take care. It’s just some ugly comment after all, Don’t mind, be happy. =)