just minishorts.

Recently I met this girl who's really annoying, probably 'cos she's got a skull so thick she can't seem to get simple questions or obvious facts. Eg, the first time she met me was through my bf, and he spoke to me for a bit with his arm around my waist before he left us to ourselves, and the first thing she asked me was, 'So, who is Eric to you?'

-_-"

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You know how you meet people for the first time and you throw a simple question like, 'So what do you do for a living?'

Which idiot would actually answer, 'Oh. I work.' ?

*rolls eyes*

Okay. I can still live with that. So I said, 'OK. Where do you work?'

This person answered, 'Oh huh?'

'I asked you, where do you work?'

'Oh. In an office.'

-_-"

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Oish I forgot to add this in, last thursday I met this really cute chick with a bunny face, you know the type that makes you want to reach over and *cubit* her cute plump cheeks. And she had to spoil it all by mumbling whenever you ask her a question.

'Hi, whats your name?'
'PFfffeeeFffleeefFFFlaaa'
'Huh?'
'PFfffeeeFffleeefFFFlaaa'
'Errrr… can you say that again?'
'PFfffeeeFffleeefFFFlaaa'

My God. I thought it was a freaking myth, but last week really proved that some people are just born with cotton wool stuck down their throats and mouths. Blah. Boring.

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* see. the nice loving me is totally gone. POOF!!!*

At the risk of getting killed…

If anyone would ask me why should they even consider doing the AsiaWorks Basic and become part of a (controversial) cult, I'll let you meet Eric, who graduated from the course on Sunday.

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Brainwashing or reprogramming can be a good thing, if it helps you become more effective in life, more open to criticism and more willing to laugh at your own mistakes. It's great when you become clearer of your own dreams and ambitions, and when you are able to put your plans into actions so that your visions can become realities.

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And if it's a good thing, why not?

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My boyfriend said this after resisting for over eight months, 'Yes its a cult! Ha! It's a cult! I love the cult! Why not? It's a cult of people.'

Good enough for me.

I've landed on solid ground.

See? I'm not a crazy person.

Heh.

Found here…

1. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

2. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

3. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

4. The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

5. If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

6. Not only are the sins of the fathers visited upon the children, but nowadays the sins of the children are visited upon the fathers.

7. To make a long story short, don't tell it.

8. If your left hand doesn't know what your right one is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington.

9. Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

10. I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

11. A lot of church members are singing "Standing on the Promises" while they are just sitting on the premises.

12. We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.

13. Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

Neither is anything yours.

Not even that house you stay in, nor the money in your pocket, not even the physical body that your soul dwells in. We're all in debt, living on borrowed time, and everything here will go up in smoke, one day. What good are riches, what good is the land you own on paper, when the time comes for you to say goodbye?

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Bangsa Malaysia pwfttt. When the time comes for you to put your possessions on the line, what do you do?

You drag in racial issues, you drag in monetary issues. We start voting and we choose for the leader with the most capability to help us in further prospering ourselves. Or the leaders who will fight till the end so that we can be able to keep our lands. We put our honour and integrity to elect for the person who will stand out and say 'If you vote me I will ensure you will become richer,' and like iron dust to a rusty magnet, we get attracted by the artificial lure of false economic splendour.

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And then when all things are in vain, they resort to personal attacks. Racial attacks. Religious attacks. 'What kind of Chinese are you?' 'Did you notice this whole building is full of Indians and it's like an MIC building?' 'Why the hell are these businesses only given out to Malays?' 'Stupid idiots building mosques in front of my house!' 'What the hell why Chinese pray must have so much dong chang dong chang?'

It gets personal, and then deep down, ask yourself, who are you living your life for? Your self or your principles? Your kids? Your God? Your politician?

It's all about money and what you own, isn't it? Strip it all away and that's all there is.

Ironically, nothing here, nothing at all, actually belongs to us. Because when we die, we return to where we came from. We become penniless once more, and all the riches we own, all the lands in the world won't do us any good.