I'm sorry. I cannot help it. It's such a *snicker snicker* OMG situation. I know I'm poor and my measly earnings are less than a fraction of those 'see me so clever I earn money by ripping off other people's writings' bunch of 'professional bloggers', and I'm in no position to criticize the lots, but I still can't help it. I can't I can't.

I mean, congratulations and all on the wedding, but WTF???? (Link removed)

OK lah, people have cliques and all, and it just so happens that I fall into the stupid group that still believes in the translucence of pure poetry, a.k.a. I shall not put on any ads even if I drop dead and die, group. Or rather, maybe Eric and myself are lucky enough to be able to earn a living as 'professional' human beings, vis-a-vis the fantastico designation of 'pro-blogger' (the evil me believes problogging is a great get-away-job for people who can't otherwise find a job based on personal merit.
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But it's sad. Check out my life. The papers on my desks, the subjection of my poor spirit to the laws that be, and the peasant-like kuih muih and over-sugared teh tarik I 'enjoy' for lunches. The walks I take out where people ask me why I take on a job with a government linked company (you pro-barisan izzit?, they always ask) and the constant haggling I make with the vendors, 'Please give me a good price lah Eric and I are starting out and we need the money for a house… give us the lowest price possible..'

Maybe I should do a wishing well of sorts, then some people might be generous enough to donate to the minishorts is getting married cause?

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Ahem. No. No. I'm against pollution, isn't it obvious? Probloggerwedding… OMG whatever will you guys think of next? MUAHAHAHAH.

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OK lah since I'm at it let me take the opportunity to rosakkan the advertising market sikit, by giving some friends some free publicity. Currently in my most probable-vendors list so far:

Banquet – Bangsar Seafood Garden

Dresses – Pretty In White

Photography – I've got lots of friends in photography so this is a tough choice, but so far its either Leonard & Greg from Front Page Studio or Jon from Ideal Wedding.

Flowers – Pure Seed, Eric has purchased every single one of his bouquets to me from this florist, AT NORMAL PRICE (no discounts one okay), because we're normal people (a.k.a. we are not probloggers who so el-cheapo go ask for discount in exchange for linkage).

Are my discounts extra-extra? Dunno, must do more photography of their stuff kua… see how lah..