Tak yah lah independent body…

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 @ 9:02 am | General

I was watching BernamaTV while slurping a bowl of noodles last night when I almost choked on a mouthful of Mee Kari.

'(BN) will be appointing an independent body to study the causes of the election results.'

-_-"

Alamak. No need lah independent body. I give you free, simple answers why BN had this big blow, or you can actually read some of the delinquent posts on the blogs sometimes, or if you even see what's happening on the streets… senang je… WHAT FOR pay money to get independent body? Nah ni dia, reasons why the Pilihan Raya Umum ke-12 came out the way it did:

- Too many ministers who spend most of their time bodek-ing (apple-polishing) each other…
- Too many MCA ministers who can't read proper BM, or proper English, or …
- Too many speeches and manisfestos with the words, 'If you don't vote for MCA / MIC / Umno the (insert race here) rights will be compromised, ' (apa ni compromise compromise, grow up lah we're no longer so gila-ketuanan hak asasi satu kaum tertentu)
- Lousy campaign managers - too many 'vote for malaysia, vote barisan nasional' advertisements, oi honestly speaking if there weren't so many billboards, radio ads and tv ads, you guys wouldn't have been blown away so badly…
- Too much control on the media - lack of news on the opposition campaigns made it obvious that this was going to be a very unfair campaign and the people got angry…
- Too canggih rallies on BN's side (my mom went to an MCA rally which had a 9 course meal tau…
- Too many assumptions on the people's needs (korang ni bukan lagi jenis yang gila-gilakan duit, we're not so 贪小便宜 anymore… )
- Too many laws proposed and passed within a single day…
- Too many potholes on the roads
- Too many tolls

TOO MANY INDEPENDENT BODIES SET UP TO DO STRANGE STUDIES.

11 Responses to “Tak yah lah independent body…”

  1. Lays Says:

    Hehehe.. they don’t even know what hits them.

  2. menj Says:

    You left out another three reasons:

    1) Arrogance, coupled with overconfidence. They did not even do proper campaigning in Selangor because they thought they could win back the state.
    2) Toyol giving out brooms to heads of civil departments. Unfortunately they also happened to be his (former) voters.
    3) Not in touch with the common man. People want to know about how the government is going to deal with rising prices of essential goods, not whether a certain race has control over the government or not. This turns out to be their undoing.

    - MENJ

  3. NoktahHitam Says:

    Let me add another 1

    - Blog. The never cared about bloggers (hey, we’re citizens too!) whom write and read by millions of Malaysian. The sources are linkable, which automatically makes it credible. Whats left for them is to READ our post!

    9 course meal?? Next time I pon nak pergi!

  4. NoktahHitam Says:

    pardon me, Can I link to you?

  5. simon Says:

    watching BTV over the weekend, i am struck by how crappy it is. in terms of content, no difference from MSM anyway.

  6. frostier Says:

    mee kari is not so good for health. Avoid taking it if possible.

  7. lilian Says:

    Eh, ape tu BTV? I only have RTM1 and TV3 pun dah cukup meluat dengan relevan tak relevan.

    Over here, we fed the mosquitoes 9-course dinner and supper every nights. (cos the DAP/PKR ceramahs were held at padang lallang as they couldn’t get any proper location)

  8. rimus Says:

    wakakakaka!!! very true very true…

  9. Jayelle Says:

    hahahaha..yaaa..the bodies..wahhaha.damn stupid. I can’t believe that they are using that stupid excuse again and again.

    what are bodies for? good for nothing as they don’t even let us know what they have “mengkaji”-ed. PTUUUII!!

  10. Mei Says:

    It’s not related to your post but you got tagged! :P

  11. pelf Says:

    I just loooooove your final sentence :D
    But too bad, some atas people don’t see it!

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